SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
准备好过圣诞r吗孩子们ReadyforChristmas,kids?好了船长Aye,aye,Captain我听不见Ican'thearyou好了船长Aye,aye,Captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendroponthedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants这里是海绵宝宝圣诞特辑It'stheSpongeBobChristmasSpecial海绵宝宝圣诞特辑这里是恩斯♥诺♥Andnow,directfromEncino有请全美最爱的海盗America'sfavoritepirate及海绵宝宝粉丝俱乐部的主席andpresidentoftheSpongeBobSquarePantsFanClub海盗派斯PatchythePirate派斯嗨Hi我是海盗派斯mPatchythePirate海绵宝宝粉丝俱乐部的主席presidentoftheSpongeBobSquarePantsFanClub舒服多rThat'sbetter圣诞快乐MerryChristmas说得对波蒂That'sright,Potty现在就是圣诞节ItisChristmas七大洋里最好的东西Andthereain'tnothingbetterinthesevenseas非裤头村的圣诞节莫属thanaBikiniBottomChristmas真是一年中最神奇的时刻Itsureisamagicaltimeofyear海绵宝宝现在肯定是在WhyllbetoldSpongeBobisgearingup为迎接圣诞老人做准备forSantaClausrightnow确实是Isuream欢迎圣诞老人我准备好了mready对无脊椎动物来说还挺不错Notbadforacreaturewithnovertebrae我看派大星兄弟肯定在做他那份装饰AndmsureourpalPatrickisdoinghisshareofthedecorating我也在为圣诞节做准备I,too,amalsopreparingforChristmas还没烤的饼干而团Unbakedcookiedough面粉波蒂想吃饼干面团Pottywantcookiedough别过来No饼干Cookie波蒂Potty别过来No饼干Cookie给我滚开Getoutofhere饼干Cookie波蒂Potty给我舔一口Giveusalick快滚你个鸡毛惮子Backoffyouflyingfreak快说为什么Clarify,please这饼干糊是给孩子们的Thisherecookiedoughisforthechildren不是给烦人鹦鹉的notforpeskyparrots啥东西What'sthat?三声铃♥声♥Threebells都知道三声铃♥声♥什么意思吧Well,weallknowwhatthreebellsmeans免费冰淇淋Freeicecream错笨蛋No,yousillylivers错No有人落海了Manoverboard?我才不理你You,mignoring错了No读粉丝来信的时间到了It'stimetoopenfanletters给你Hereyougo谢谢波蒂Thankyou,Potty好Yeah行了波蒂Okay,Potty谢谢你thankyou快给我啊你傻鸟Comeon,giveit,youbirdbrain死鸟别吵Quiet,youinfernalbird这封寄给我们的信是来自Thislettercomestousfrom已隐藏姓名与地址Nameandaddresswithheld他写道Andhewrites亲爱的海绵宝宝"DearSpongeBob我今年十岁了"Iamtenyearsold想知道你是不是跟我一样喜欢圣诞节"andIwaswonderingifyoulikeChristmasasmuchasIdo真诚的Sincerelyyours"已隐藏姓名与地址Nameandaddresswithheld这问题问得好Averygoodquestion可是你们知道Butyouknow裤头村本来是不过圣诞节的吗theydidn'talwayscelebrateChristmasinBikiniBottom真没过吗Theydidn,t?对的害我脖子疼的死鸟No,sir,myfine-featheredlittleneckpain从前有一段时间Therewasatime裤头村里没一个人听说过有圣诞节whennoonehadevenheardofChristmasinBikiniBottom谁想来听Whowantstohear海绵宝宝的第一个圣诞节的故事thestoryofSpongeBob1SveryfirstChristmas?波蒂Potty?你把我饼干面团都吃掉了Youateallmecookiedough那好吧Oh,well节目开始Onwiththeshow什么圣诞节今天我要偷偷接近过去Todaymgoingsneakup用超级机密空手道招数来偷袭珊迪andgetthatSandywithasuper-sneakykaratemove她这是在搞什么邪恶的把戏Whatdiabolicalactisshecommittingnow?着火了Fire珊迪不要慌Don'tworry,Sandy我来了mcoming珊迪快后退Standback,Sandy着火了Fire所以说没有着火So,Iguessthere,snofire?你到底是哪根筋不对海绵宝宝WhatinthenameoftheAlamoiswrongwithyou,SpongeBob?难道你从来就没见过圣诞树吗Ain'tyouneverseenaChristmastreebefore?什么圣诞Christmaswho?什么What?连什么是圣诞都没听说过Y'allneverheardofChristmas?是你在德州的朋友吗IssheafriendfromTexas?才不是No你居然从来没听说过Ican'tbelievey'allhaven'theardabout圣诞节Christmas再多跟我讲点这个Tellmemoreaboutthis圣诞节吧Christmas就这样Andso珊迪叙述了橡皮糖和口笛的神奇传说Sandywoveamagicaltaleofgumdropsandpennywhistles提到了做玩具的精灵和会飞的驯鹿Shetoldoftoy-makingelvesandflyingreindeer不过最棒的是Butbestofall她还提到了那个shetoldoftheonetheycall圣诞老人SantaClaus蟹堡王然后大家都会假装喜欢水果蛋糕andeveryonepretendstolikethefruitcake哈欠Yawn不过坡棒的地方就是Butthebestpartis可以写信给这个叫圣诞老人的youcanwritealettertothisguySantaClaus告诉他你想要什么东西andtellhimwhatyouwant等他过来andwhenhecomes就会把东西给你hebringsittoyou就跟灯神一个样Justlikeagenie虽然不知道你们旱鸭了-在想什么Idon'tknowaboutyoulubbers不过只要有哪个谁白送免费玩意的butanyfellawho,sgivingawayfreestuff那个谁就会是我的朋友isafriendo'mine这就对了蟹老板That'sthespirit,Mr.Krabs给你Hereyougo你可以开始写信了Youcangetstartedonyourletter该不会真的会有人过Ican'tbelieveanybodywouldcelebrate让个潜行犯闯进家里送礼的节Flaholidaywhereajollyprowlerbreaksintoyourhouseandleavesgifts跟灯神一个样1.ikeagenie安静章鱼哥Pipedown,Squidward我要集中精神mtryingtoconcentrate这东西简直就是Thisthingsasgoodasablankcheck从圣诞老人第银行那领的空白支票directfromtheFirstNationalBankofSantaClaus烦人Ah,brother行Yeah那好下一个是谁Okay,who'snext?我我Me,me给你派大星Hereyougo,Patrick这张纸上没有字There'snowordsonthispaper当然还没Notyet写字用的棍子Awritingstick来吧章鱼哥Comeon,Squidward写封信writealetter海绵宝宝别这么幼稚行不SpongeBob,growup,willyou?没人会因为我写了封破信Noone'sgoingtogivemeagift就给我礼物justbecauseIwritethemastupidletter海绵宝宝我把纸给撕破了SpongeBob,Irippedmypaper能再来一张吗CouldIhaveanotherone?可以兄弟Sure,buddy给你hereyougo来写吧章鱼Okey-dokey,Squid哥ward海绵宝宝SpongeBob?111射谢Thanks亲爰的圣"DearSan"怎么又来Notagain派大星过来Here,Patrick看我写watchme亲爱的圣诞老人"DearSanta你是不是要问我这个圣诞节要什么"WhatdoIwantforChristmas,youmayask?我只想要让你来跟裤头村的各位见面"AllIwantisforyoutovisitthegentlefolkhereinBikiniBottom这就是我的愿望Thatismywish"派大星P
