SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Ican'thearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendroponthedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝奶奶的吻就是这了Thereitis奶奶的家Grandma'shouse今天会有什么好东西在等着我呢Whatwondersawaitmetoday新鲜现烤的饼干Fresh-bakedcookies?故事时间Storytime?每一针都充满爱的毛衣Asweaterwithloveineverystitch?我还等什么呢WhatamIwaitingfor?奶奶Grandma海绵宝宝SpongeBob奶奶好Hi,Grandma快进来坐一会吧Comeinandsitforawhile来吃饼干海绵宝宝Haveacookie,SpongeBob奶奶你做的饼干是全海洋最棒的了Grandma,youmakethebestcookiesinthedeepbluesea好啊Oh,yeah奶奶的饼干Grandma'scookies有谁想要舔勺子呢Now,whowantstolickthespoon?我我我Me,me,me然后我们一路开回了家Andthenwedroveallthewayhome大冷天里窗子都关得紧紧的withallthewindowsdowninthefreezingcold再跟我讲个我小时候的故事吧TellmeanotherstoryaboutwhenIwasababy三点了3:00我上班要迟到了mgoingtobelateforwork来坐我的车Hopinmycar我送你过去I'lldropyouoff蟹堡王谢谢奶奶Thanks,Grandma入口海绵宝宝你忘了要亲亲了SpongeBob,youforgotyourkissy-kissy确实是Isuredid奶奶拜拜Bye,Grandma谢谢你送我Thanksfortheride谢谢章鱼哥Thankyou,Squidward天啊Oh,brother是不是很棒啊Isn'tthisgreat?大家今天的心情真不错Everybody'sinagoodmoodtoday我很想过来煞风景海绵宝宝Iloveburstingyourbubble,SpongeBob他们这是在笑你不是在跟你笑They'relaughingatyou,notwithyou我做了什么可笑的事吗DidIdosomethingfunny?看你额头Yourforehead我额头可笑吗Myforeheadisfunny?奶奶的小宝贝Hey,grandma'sboyV,Jxzjs<T><J<JxKissy-kissy-kissy不No你们都错TYou'rewrong被There被奶奶亲没什么大不了的there,snothingwrongwithgettingkissesfromyourgrandma对No要是你是个穿纸尿裤的巨婴就更对了especiallyifyou'reabigbabywhowearsdiapers还吸大拇指And,andsuckshisthumb玩布娃娃andplayswithdolls还and,um穿着长得让脚都伸不出的睡衣wearspajamaswithfeetinthem还带着andcarrieshis,Um小毯毯到处跑还binkyaround,and,uh差不多得了Allrightalready振作点海绵宝宝Cheerup,SpongeBob我知道还有个喜欢你的人Iknowsomeonewhostilllikesyou真的吗Really?你真知道吗章鱼哥Youdo,Squidward?对Yeah就是你奶奶Yourgrandma住口Stopit在大庭广众之下的羞辱到此为止了Ihavebeenpubliclyhumiliatedforthelasttime我为你之前的事情难过海绵宝宝msorrythathappenedtoyou,SpongeBob我也是Me,too你是我认识的最大人的人了You'rethemostadultpersonIknow谢了派大星Thanks,Patrick你要知道奶奶都是些什么货色Youknowhowgrandmasare她们爱小宝宝Theylovebabies你就不能在她身边表现得像个小宝宝Youjustcan'tactlikeababyaroundher说得对派大星You'reright,Patrick我什么时候没对过HaveIevernotbeenright?你现在是男子汉了海绵宝宝You'reamannow,SpongeBob你是时候该表现得像个男子汉了andit'stimeyoustartedactinglikeone对Yeah可我不太确定要怎么表现ButmnotsureIknowhow让我来演示Allowmetodemonstrate首先挺起胸膛First,puffoutyourchest现在说免除税款Nowsay"taxexemptionw免除税款Taxexemption现在你要品味自♥由♥创作的爵士乐Nowyoumustacquireatasteforfree-formjazz行了海绵宝宝Okay,SpongeBob你准备好了You'reready就这样了Thisisit你要跟你奶奶说什么WhatareyougoingtotellGrandma?我是个大人magrown-up对此不准有任何异议Noifs,andsorbutsaboutit男子汉要做男子汉要做的事Aman'sgottodowhataman,sgottodo然后你就到她身后我来推一把AndthenyougetbehindherandI'llpush派大星我们可没商量过这事Patrick,wedidn'tsaythat没错确实Yeah,right现在就只缺成年礼蛋糕上的糖霜了Allweneednowistheicingonthematuritycake好几年来我一直在养着这些小宝贝vebeengrowingthesebabiesforyears络腮胡子Sideburns你好海绵宝宝Hello,SpongeBob多么惊喜啊Whatanicesurprise过来吧让奶奶给你亲亲Comehere,giveyourgrannyherkissy-kissy抱歉祖母Sorry,Grandmother不能再亲F去了butthekissinghastostop就这样跟她说海绵宝宝Tellherlikeitis,SpongeBob不要搞幼稚了Nomorebabystuff他说得对祖母Heisright,Grandmother亲亲是给小宝宝的而我不再是了Kissesareforbabies,whichIamnolonger我已经长大了Ihavegrownup这是自然之道Itisnature'sway你说得对极了,Youareabsolutelyright有吗Iam?我是说我说得当然对Imean,ofcourseIam你在这绝对再也不会被当成小宝宝了Youwilldefinitelynotbetreatedlikeababyaroundhereeveragain很高兴你从我的角度看问题祖母Iamgladyouseeitmyway,Grandmother那我很高兴看到事情办妥了Well,mgladthat'ssettled可我又要怎么处理ButwhatamIgoingtodo这些新鲜现烤的饼干呢withallthesefresh-bakedcookies对不起祖母Sorry,Grandmother我们大人不参与吃甜食Weadultsdon'tpartakeintheconsumptionofsweets对吧派Right,Pat大星rick?多来点奶奶Keep'emcoming,Granny不搞幼稚这套不过如此Somuchfornomorebabystuff别忘了戴吃饼干专用帽哦Anddon'tforgetthecookie-eatinghat那顶吃饼干专用帽是我的That'smycookie-eatinghat我是说是我小时候的Imean,itwaswhenIwasababy看看谁来了Well,lookwho,shere是我的老大人孙子It'smybigoldadultgrandson祖母我要和派大星来场成熟的对话Grandmother,IneedtohaveamatureconversationwithMr.Patrick派大星Patrick你在做什么Whatareyoudoing?饼干Cookies热牛奶Warmmilk我爱奶奶围兜Abib你额头上的是不是唇印Isthatakissymarkonyourforehead?我们应该是要当大人的Wearesupposedtobeadults吃饱了不要打闹哦Noroughhousingwithafulltummy谁是小宝宝Who'sthebaby?我是小宝宝mthebaby当大人也太没意思了Beinggrownupisboring我爱当小宝宝Ilovebeingababy并且我也听不懂爵士Besides,Idon'tgetjazz可怜的派大星PoorPatrick我都快为你感到难过了Ialmostfeelsorryforyou困在穿尿布的尴尬时期Trappedintheawkwardphaseofdiaperdays无法理解当大人收获的丰厚回报Nevertoknowtherichrewardsofbeingagrownup一批新鲜现烤的饼干来了Here,safreshbatchofcookies那好Allright回报是吧Rewards,huh?对有Well,yeah,there's我想想我们1.et'ssee,we,uh我们听了爵士Wewentoverthejazz奶奶我吃饱了Grandma,mfull还有饼干哦Morecooki
