ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第五季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

嘿你在这呢Hey,thereyouare.我想你了-我也想你了Imissyou.-1missyou,too.你在哪呢Whereareyou?我在我新的市议会办公室minmynewcitycounciloffice.不是吧-我知道啊你喜欢吗Noway.-1know,doyoulikeit?我爱死了1loveit.我也爱来看看Iloveit,too.Checkthisout.这是我的鼓舞♥女♥性之墙Hereismywallofinspirationalwomen.啊Ah.那是你自己的照片吗Isthatapictureofyou?是的我还是乐意承认我经常被自己鼓舞Yes.IambigenoughtoadmitthatIamofteninspiredbymyself.这是我的钟Pawnee和华盛顿Herearemyclocks.PawneeandWashingtonD.C.同一个时区Sametimezone.哦这是史上最酷的部分了Oh,thisisthecoolestpartever.我有自己的私人卫生间Ihavemyownprivatebathroom.里面有人Occupied!哦我的天-恶OhmyGod.-Ugh.Jamm议员CouncilmanJamm.你在我的卫生间干嘛呢Whatareyoudoinginmybathroom?我不知道我是不是该叫你的卫生间1don'tknowifiwouldcallityourbathroom.它唯一的门在我办公室里面啊Itsonlydoorisinmyoffice.我觉得太离谱了资历最浅的市议员Ithinkitiscrazythatthemostjuniorcitycouncilor有了个自己的私人卫生间就是因为她是个女孩子getsaprivatebathroomjustbecausesheisagirl.你说什么呢-我们来解决问题Excuseme?-Letssolvethis.告诉你我要怎么做Tellyouwhatmgoingtodo.我要在这卸液体货mgoingtodropmyliquidsinhere,固体还是去大厅takemysolidsdownthehall.成交吗不不成交Deal?-No.Nodeal.行你的损失Fine.Yourloss.怎么损失啊How?公园与游憩公园与游憩第5季第3集第5季第3集关于我的有趣事实Funfactaboutme.我最近开始了密集的心理治疗Irecentlybeganintensivepsychotherapy.我可能已经跟你们提起过了Imayhavementionedthattoyoualready.很多次Severaltimes.嗯就就像我的咨♥询♥师说的Well,likemytherapistsays,“分享怎么都不算多不算频繁”"Youcan'tsharetoomuchortoooften."你知道Gayle和我我们去做过一阵子夫妻咨♥询♥Youknow,GayleandLwesawacouplestherapistforalittlewhile.那就是太多了JerryThat'stoomuch,Jerry.真的你俩床上的事情别拿出来说Forreal.Keepusoutyourbedroom.曾经是这样的我心情不好的时候我打给我母亲Itusedtobe,when1wasdown,Icalledmymother.我缺乏自信心的时候我打给我的跑步教练WhenIlackedself-confidence,Icalledmyrunningcoach.而现在不管我感受到什么情绪Andnow,nomatterwhatemotionmfeeling,我只打一个电♥话♥-我的咨♥询♥师Icallonenumber-mytherapist.我想对这个城市做同样的事Iwanttodothesamethingforthecity.一个给城市的心理咨♥询&hearts刃币Apsychotherapistforthecity.不AndyNo,Andy.不是吧-一条311热♥线♥No.-A311line.市民不管有什么问题都拨♥ff♥311热♥线♥Citizenswillcall311forwhateverproblemtheyhave.没清理的垃圾坏掉的路灯Uncollectedgarbage,brokenstreetlight,而我们会把他们指引向合适的部门andwewilldirectthemtotheproperdepartment.Chris好主意啊Chris,greatidea.谢谢你Andy我也同意Thankyou,Andy.Iagree.我爱这个主意Ilovethisidea.我也爱我想到这个主意AndIlovemeforthinkingofit我的咨♥询♥师说我需要对自己多做口头赞扬MytherapistsaidthatIneedtobemorevocalaboutappreciatingmyself.谢谢你ChrisThankyou,Chris.不用谢ChrisYou'rewelcome,Chris.我听起来好疯Isoundinsane.我要去和咨♥询♥师聊聊mgoingtogotalktomytherapist.欢迎收看今日PawneeWelcometoPawneeToday.我是一流的女主持人JoanCallamezzoIamfirst-ratenewswoman)oanCallamezzo.主持人今日Pawnee)投票市政厅做得好吗？是的不是未决定Pawnee市议会的支持率在一个凄惨的3%Pawnee,sCityCouncilapprovalrateisatadismal3%.那可是史上最低恶心That'sanall-timelow.Yuck.1.eslie市议会过去几年里做到的事情非常之少1.eslie,thecitycouncilhasdoneverylittleoverthepastfewyears,而即使他们做到的事情andwhattheyhaveaccomplished,在我看来也很尴尬inmyopinion,hasbeenembarrassing.而那可是事实Andthatisafact.不那是你的观点No,that'syouropinion.1.eslieKnope羞愧的市.女议员那就是观点的定义That'sthedefinitionofanopinion.嗯那可是你的观点Well,that,syouropinion.市议会确实有一些政♥治♥僵局和党派争端Thecitycouncilhassomepoliticalgridlockandsomepartisanbickering,但我们实际上即将通过一条议案-butwe,reactuallyabouttopassabill我的议案-mybill-,(LeslieKnope太阳下的乐趣”法案theLeslieKnopeFunInTheSunAct,提议在全镇范围延长公共游泳池开放时间whichwillextendpublicpoolhourscitywide.可以说是挺“大不了”的事吗Canyousay,"bigwhoop?最近Pawnee海豚游泳队的队长Recently,theCaptainofthePawneePorpoisesswimteam问我能不能让公共游泳池开放久一点askedmeifwecouldkeepthepublicpoolsopenlonger这样他们可以多有一点练习时间sotheycouldlogmorepracticetime,而我说“当然可以“andIsaid,"Absolutely.'1因为我不仅仅是个市议员BecausenotonlyamIacitycouncilor.我还是个游泳”有谋的市议员macitycouncilorwithporpoise.经由通过这项法案和延长泳池开放时间Bypassingthebill,andextendingpoolhours,我们是在和市民们说这届市议会wearesayingtoourcitizensthatthisCityCouncil致力于让这个镇更好isdeterminedtobetterourtown.好的Pawnee海豚少年游泳队Okay,PawneePorpoisesyouthswimteam,我有个问题要问你们Ihaveaquestionforyou.你们最大的成就是什么Whatisyourgreatestaccomplishment?我们去年在郡游泳比赛得到第四名WecameinfourthintheCountyswimmeetlastyear.错误你们最大的成就Wrong,yourgreatestaccomplishment是两小时后这项法案变成法规的时候ishappeningintwohourswhenthisbillbecomeslaw.耶Yay.我只想让你们为自己非常自豪Ijustwantyoutobeveryproudofyourselves,因为这项法案会开始一段城市.和其政♥府♥的漫长浪漫史becausethisbillisgoingtostartalongromancebetweenthecityanditsgovernment.海豚叫声Porpoisecall!你在干什么啊Whatareyoudoing?我在模仿海豚叫声这是我还是你们队伍一员时经常做的mdoingaporpoisecall,whichweusedtodowhenIwaspartofyourgroup,但看起来你们已经不再这么做了butitseemslikeyoudon'tdoitanymore那也没事我不是怪人andthat'sfine.mnotweird.好啦所有人离开吧Okay,everybodyleave.我们市议会会议再见llseeyouatthecitycouncilmeeting.嘿你忙吗Hey,areyoubusy?写星际迷航同人小说不算AndwritingStarTrekfanfictiondoesnotcount.哈哈哈Hahaha.我上周就写完了怎么了I.finisheditlastweek.What'sgoingon?嗯我想Andy了Um,ImissAndy.你可能也想你的爱人ChriS了Andyouprobablymissyourlover,Chris.是Leslie1.eslie.我有个主意今天周五Ihadanidea.It'sFriday.Pawnee开车去只要十个小时公路旅行吗