ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第四季第十九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
警报解除了吗Isthecoastclear?你穿的是啥啊Whatareyouwearing?我偷偷摸摸的衣服他走了吗Mysneak-aroundclothes.Ishegone?是的走了进来吧Yeah,he'sgone.Comein.你得看看这个Yougottaseethis.Tom和我已经约会几个星期了TomandIhavebeenseeingeachotherforafewweeks,而我觉得我已经准备好说“我爱你”and.Ithinkmreadytosay,Iloveyou".”的公♥寓♥"了Tohisapartment.我太爱你了I.loveyousomuch.看看这些毯子啊1.ookatalltheseblankets.一条在垫脚凳上一条在椅子上Oneontheottoman,oneonthechair,一条在沙发上来感觉一下oneonthecouch.here,feel.额个神啊这也太软吧Holyhell,that'ssoft.哦我的天那是Oh,myGod,isthat.是的一整个架子的椰子水Yep!Awholeshelfofcoconutwater.我觉得我要哭了这简直是女孩子天堂啊Ithinkmgonnacry.Thisislikegirlheaven.他为了你就做了这么多吗Didhedoallthisjustforyou?不他就是这么生活的No!Hejustliveslikethis.他已经债台高筑了但你知道吗谁在乎呢He,sdeeplyindebt,butyouknowwhat?Whocares!因为来看看'Causecheckitout.芝士拼盘和亚得里亚海无花果CheeseplateandAdriaticfigs.LeSlie这些是永远都在这的Leslie,thisisalwayshere.我不知道他怎么有时间搞这个Idon'tknowwhenhehastimetomakeit.精品店眼霜中性香水Boutiqueeyecream,unisexcologne,嘴唇去角质器裹巧克力杏仁lipexfoliator,chocolate-coveredalmonds,还有一本数独书.到处都是舒适便利andaSudokubook.justamenitieseverywhere!我爱舒适便利啊-我知道啊1loveamenities.-1know!来看看这是最棒的部分Checkthisout.It,sthebestpart.26度早晚恒温80degrees.Nightandday.看看这条1.ookatthisone.还有一条软的There'sanothersoftone.嗷Ohh.公园与游憩公园与游憩第4季第19集第4季第19集Pillner议员能聊两句吗CouncilmanPillner,couldIhaveamoment?搞快点Makeitquick.在他2009年拍摄的影响深远的纪录片里Inhisseminal2009documentary,电影制♥作♥人KenBerns将国家公园系统描述为美国最好的主意filmmakerKenBurnsdescribesthenationalparksystemasaAmerica'sbestidea.再多快一点-好Wayquicker.-Okay.嗯但你应该去看那部纪录片Well,butyoushouldwatchthatdocumentary.现在我意识到你在起草新的城市.预算NowIrealizethatyou'redraftingthenewcitybudget,而我听说你在计划将公园部分的资金减少8%andIheardthatyou'replanningtoreducingtheparks1fundingby8%.Pillner议员可不能这样啊CouncilmanPillner,thatcannothappen.因为我的竞选我已经对市议员们很有了解了vegottentoknowthecitycouncilmenprettywellbecauseofmycampaign.如果你听说他们谁聊到那个“金发眼中钉”Ifyouhearanyofthemtalkingaboutthat"blondepainintheass,"那就是啊我了that'sa-me.1.eSlie那个预算已经确定了1.eslie,thatbudgetisallbutfinalized.我爱做瓶中船IIovebuildingshipsinbottles.当船做完的时候我塞个塞子上去Whentheshipisdone,Iputacorkinit,放上架子然后就继续了putitontheSheIfandImoveon.那个塞子稍等先生Holdthatcork,sir.因为我准备在你提出的削减上放上一张可爱的脸'Causemabouttoputanadorablefaceonyourproposedcuts.认识下MelOdySternWayMeetMelodySternway.她登记参加了我们公园项目中的五个She'senrolledinfiveofourparksprograms.我们部门是唯一夹在Ourdepartmentistheonlything她和一种低胸上衣部落刺青betweenherandalifeoftubetopsandtribaltattoos和浴缸里呕吐的生活之间的东西andbarfinginhottubs.拜托了Please.好吧你说服我了Okay,yougotme.我另找地方削减llfindthecutssomewhereelse.早上好各位Goodmorning,everyone!我是AprilLudgate我会在Leslie竞选期间替代她的工作mAprilLudgateandIwillbefillinginforLesliewhilesherunsforoffice.所以公园部门的新紧急规章已经放进你们的活页夹了SothenewemergencyprotocolfortheParksdepartmentcanbefoundinyourbinders.关于现场响应的指挥系统具体情况是什么Whatexactlyisthechainofcommandvis-a-vison-siteresponse?你知道吗我们要不就这么说Youknowwhat,whydon'twejustsaythat先到达紧急场合的人就负责whoevergetstotheemergencyfirstwillbeincharge?好吧所以如果有爆♥炸♥出现在比如Okay,soifthere'sanexplosion,say,Ramsett公园而污水部的人先到了inRamsetParkandsomeonefromSewagegetstherefirst,他们就负责吗they'dbeincharge?我完全不知道Leslie的工作这么糟糕IhadnoideahowterribleLeslie'sjobis.她把这场会议称作永不停止的云霄飞车Shereferredtothismeetingasanonstopthrillride.我不太确定但Tom可以回答这个问mnotquitesure,butTomcananswerthatif.你在干啥Whatareyoudoing?著名嘻哈音乐制♥作♥人就在TWitter上和RussellSimmons交流一些创业想法JustbouncingsomebusinessideasoffRussellSimmonsonTwitter.为啥啊Why?无意冒犯Ludgate小姐你到底知不知道你在这干什么Allduerespect,MissLudgate,doyouevenknowwhatyou'redoinghere?无意冒犯仓鼠阴♥茎♥先生Allduerespect,Mr.hamsterpenis,但不我不知道butno,Idon't.我的姓是GUiIeS-你确定吗MylastnameisGuiles.-Areyousure?因为你看起来像有仓鼠阴♥茎♥Becauseyoulooklikeahamsterpenis.一种能杀掉蜘蛛的古龙水怎么样呢Whataboutacolognethatcankillspiders?RonSwanson我荣幸地通知你RonSwanson,itismypleasuretoinformyou你已经是助理市政经理的最终人选之一thatyouareafinalistforthejobOfAssistantCityManager.Chris我感觉需要提醒你我不相信Chris,IfeelIshouldremindyouthatIdonotbelieve这个岗位或者整个政♥府♥应该存在thatthepositionortheentiregovernmentshouldexist.也就是说你不挑我就是在犯蠢了Thatsaid,you'dbeafoolnottopickme.我愿意走入更深的虎穴Iwillwalkdeeperintothebellyofthebeast如果这意味着我可以更进一步促进不计后果的政♥府♥开销ifitmeansmabletofurtherlimitrecklessgovernmentspending.我是说我有太多的主意了1mean,Ihavesomanyideas.有些简单比如“拆除红绿灯”Somearesimplelike"takedowntrafficlights"还有“废除邮局”and"eliminatethePostOffice."大一点的会棘手一点Thebiggeroneswillbetougher,比如”让这破碎的一切都瓦解”like"bringallofthiscrumblingtotheground."审查过程还有一步Thereisonemorestepinthevettingprocess.你和我要参与一次快速的YouandIwillembarkonaquicksession心率冥想注意自主呼吸以及打开心灵脉轮ofheartratemeditation,focusingonconsciousbreathingandopeningtheheartchakra.我不确定我对此有兴趣mnotsureminterestedinthat.不我确定我对此毫无兴趣No,Iamsure.Iamnotinterestedinthat.Ron你和我是很不一样的人Ron,youandIareverydifferentpeople,而我们经常会不一致andwehaveoftenbeenatodds.十分关键的是你和我度过精神贴合的一天ItiscrucialthatyouandIspendadayspirituallyengaged,并且思考一起工作可能的真正意义andconsi
