ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第四季第十七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
您现在收看的是和Perd的最后一刻Thisis"TheFinalWordwithPerd."与您的主持PerdrickL.HapleyWithyourhost,PerderickL.Hapley.议题一号♥是我们要讨论的第一个议题Issuenumberoneisthefirstissuewe'regoingtotalkabout.BobbyNewport竞选市议会的活动陷入危机了吗IsBobbyNewporCscampaignforcitycouncilintrouble?当我说你们的名字时我想让你们回答WhenIsayyournames,Iwantyoutorespond.DylanDylan.嗯Newport的民♥意♥调查数字跳了水Well,Newport'spollnumbershavebeenplummeting.他们刚刚开除了他的竞选经理Theyjustfiredhiscampaignmanager,而Bobby人在哪呢andwhere'sBobby?他在西班牙度假呢He'sonvacationinSpain.他不是在度假他是在躲He,snotonvacation,he'sinhiding.每次那个家伙张嘴说话他都在掌自己的嘴Everytimetheguyspeaks,heputshisfootinhismouth.那真是个好笑的组合That'sahilariousimage.手掌和嘴Afootinamouth.只是个习语而已It,sacommonexpression.好吧Okay.最新调查结果显示Accordingtothenewestpolls,LeslieKnope现在处于第二位LeslieKnopeisnowinsecondplace.市政厅调查结果未决定pawneeFl报/Sweetums调查她只落后15个百分点了She'sjust15pointsback.哦耶Whoa,yeah!她是如何减小差距的Howdidsheclosethegap?必须要大部分归功于她的竞选经理BenWyattYouhavetogivealotofcredittohercampaignmanager,BenWyatt.所以很显然Newport刚刚开除了他的竞选经理Soapparently,Newportjustfiredhiscampaignmanager因为Ben把他打得落花流水becauseBenwaskickinghisass.Ben是任何人能拥有的最佳竞选经理Benisthebestcampaignmanageranyonecouldeverhave.他的每一招都很管用Everymovehe'smadehasworked.他就像是个聪明性感的小蜂鸟He'slikeabrilliant,sexy,littlehummingbird.你刚刚说啥Whatdidyoujustsay?没啥继续你的好工作Nothing.Keepupthegoodwork.你做得很棒You'redoinggreat.公园与游憩公园与游憩第4季第17集第4季第17集老年公民基本上是本地选举中真正投票的唯一群体Seniorcitizensarebasicallytheonlypeoplewhovoteinlocalelections,所以如果你想赢你得拿到白发选票soifyouwanttowin,yougottagetthegrayvote.要拿到白发选票Andtogetthegrayvote,你需要得到Ned)ones的支持youneedtogettheendorsementofNedJones.他是Pawnee老年联合会的主席He'sthepresidentofPawneeSeniorsUnited.他就像是“教父”但是是老的He'slikeTheGodfatherbutold.他就像是“老父”He,slikeTheGrandfather.“老教父”.“老老父”TheGrand-Godfather.-TheGrand-father.无所谓他很重要而且他很老Itdoesn'tmatter.He,simportant,andhe'sold.主席Pawnee老年联合会Jones先生认识你是我的荣幸Mr.Jones,suchapleasuretomeetyou.请别起身Pleasedon'tgetup.别担心我不会的Don'tworry.Ican't.哦-开玩笑Oh.-Justjoking.我可以起身但很难Icangetup.Butit'sdifficult.但我能做到ButIcandoit,但很难butitishard.听着我剩下的时间不多了1.ook,Idon'thavealotoftime.哦天我很抱歉Oh,God.msosorry.是癌症吗Isit.cancer?不我游泳健美操之前剩下的时间不多了No,Idon'thavealotoftimebeforemyswimaerobics.哦Oh.你为什么比BobbyNewport对老年人更好呢WhyareyoubetterforseniorsthanBobbyNewport?三个字Threewords：坡上PawneeRampUpPawnee.Pawnee在建筑方便轮椅上已经落后时代太多了Pawneeiswaybehindthetimesintermsofmakingitsbuildingswheelchairaccessible.斜坡不够是Pawnee老年群体中排行第三的投诉内容NotenoughrampsisthenumberthreecomplaintamongPawneeseniors.排在“全身好疼“和“我快死了”之后Rightbehind"everythinghurts"and"mdying."你想要见我啊Youwantedtoseeme.我的神啊你到底在做什么啊GoodGod.Whatthehellareyoudoing?倒立仰卧起坐Upside-downsit-ups.很好的健身而且真的让我从另一个视角看世界Greatexercise,anditliterallyletsmeseetheworldfromadifferentperspective.政♥府♥大楼不是有男士健身房♥能让你做这些吗Isn'tthereamen'sgymnasiumwhereyoucoulddothat?世界就是我的健身房♥啊RonTheworld'smygymnasium,Ron.但如果让你不舒服了我就停下ButIwillstopifitmakesyouuncomfortable.我下马的时候能搭把手吗CouldyouholdmewhileIdismount?非常感谢-肯定的Thankssomuch.-Youbet.一个问题Questionforyou.对这种规模的城镇Inatownofthissize,公园部门传统来说应该有10名雇员theParksdepartmenttraditionallyhastenemployees.你只有7个为什么呢Youhaveonlyseven.Whyisthat?我努力让我的部门尽量小型和低效Iworkhardtomakesuremydepartmentisassmallandineffectiveaspossible.部门这么小Thedepartmentissosmall是因为LeslieKnope一个人承担了四人份的工作becauseLeslieKnopesingle-handedlydoestheworkoffourpeople.而她已经开始缩减工作时长Andshe'salreadyscaledbackhertime.如果她赢得选举她的时间将分配给公园部和市议会Ifshewins,she'llbedividinghertimebetweenParksandCityCouncil.我必须要雇一名副主任承担这些琐事mgoingtohavetohireadeputydirectortopickuptheslack.不Chris那就没必要了No!Chris,that,sunnecessary.部门没有LeSIie也能运转ThedepartmentisdoingfinewithoutLeslie.那就证明完成一个大型项目Thenproveit.Completeonemajorproject.要么我们完成一个政♥府♥项目而这令我憎恶Eitherwecompleteagovernmentprojectwhichisabhorrenttome,大型项目备忘录项目代码-A163将无效篮球筐置换成篮球能投进的筐要么我们部门要增添一个新成员而这让我打心底拒绝orwebringanewpersonintothedepartmentwhichrepulsesmetomycore.让我想起我爸让我Remindsmeofwhenmydadmademe在六岁生日当天选择要亲手屠♥杀♥哪一头宠物小牛choosewhichofmypetcalvestoslaughterwithmyownhandsformysixthbirthday.我选不了所以我把它俩都杀了Icouldn'tchoose,so1slaughteredbothofthem.而他们太美味了Andtheyweredelicious.本质上说我们要在镇上所有建筑里装一个坡Essentially,we'regoingtoputaramponeverybuildingintown.就像我一直说的楼梯是年轻人的游戏1.ike1alwayssay,stairsareayoungman'sgame.十分赞同Damnstraight.令人印象深刻Thisisveryimpressive.你知道你让我想起我的弟弟Youknow,youremindmeofmybrother.你们有同样的名字LeSIieYouhavethesamename,Leslie.他在摩托车事故中失去了三分之一的身体Helostathirdofhisbodyinamotorcycleaccident.中间的三分之一Themiddlethird.但他们把他舞起来了Buttheysuturedthehelloutofhim.他-他现在好了He,s-he'sfinenow.矮了很多但还是好看的年轻的扁平的一个人Muchshorter,butagood-looking,young,flatman.你们听说Newport的新竞选经理JenniferBarkley吗WhathaveyouheardaboutNewport'snewcampaignmanager,JenniferBarkley?呃谁Uh,who?她想和我安排一个5点的会面Shewantstohaveameetingwithmeat5:00.我告诉她抱歉Itoldhersorry.我晚餐之后不聊政&he
