ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第五季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
Andy和LeSIie给我们寄了爱心包裹AndyandLesliesentuscarepackages.“嘿Ben只是几样让你想起家里的东西”"HeyBen,justafewthingstoremindyouofhome."“爱你的Leslie11"Love,Leslie."啊华夫饼调料Ah,WaffleMix.JJ餐厅杯子JJ,sdinermug.新睡衣Newpajamas.哇这里有一大堆东西呢Wow,there'salotofstuffinhere.,112个盒子里的第1个”吗"BoxIof12"?"April这是帮你想起我们二条腿的狗冠军的东西”"April,here'ssomethingtohelpyourememberourthree-leggeddogChampion."啊挺可爱的Ah,that'scute.”还有你比我会洗衣服多了"Also,youarewaybetteratlaundry.“能帮我洗了然后寄回给我吗"Canyoupleasedomineandsenditbacktome?谢谢爱你老鼠耗子最棒爱你的Andy"Thanks.Loveyou.MouseRatrules.Love,Andy."没那么可爱了1.esscute.1,P.S.请赶快"P.S.Pleasehurry.”我已经把手帕当内♥裤♥连穿三天了,，"I'vebeenwearingabandanaasunderwearforthreedaysnow."看还有张照片1.ook,there'sapicture.啊那也太可怕了Ah!That'shorrifying.我好爱他啊Ilovehimsomuch.公园与游憩公园与游憩第5季第2集第5季第2集好的所以你有研究结果了吗Okay,sodoyouhavetheresultsofthestudy?是的它们很棒Yes,andthey'regreat你的汽水税绝对会减少这个镇的糖尿病Yourtaxonsodawoulddefinitelylowerdiabetesinthistown.哦而我还有一个会议的好道具Oh,andIhaveagreatpropforthemeeting.这是一个普通Pawnee十岁小孩每个月从汽水里摄入的糖的总量ThisistheamountofsugarthattheaveragePawnee1O-year-oldconsumes,fromsoda,everymonth.那太恶心了-恶心Thatisgross.-It,sgross.这么多糖吗真的恶心Allthatsugar?-It'sreallygross.真是个有力的描述-你在干嘛呢Whatapowerfulimage.-Whatareyoudoing?你在糖里放了什么啊真好吃Whatdidyouputinthesugar?It'ssogood.我作为市议员的第一个行动-MyfirstactasacityCouncilwoman-我提出向那些大杯含糖饮料征税veproposedataxonallthosegiantsugarysodas所以我们可以阻碍人们去喝sowecandiscouragepeoplefromdrinkingthem.我相信在我的帮助下Ibelieve,withmyhelp,所有本地餐厅能变得更健康-alllocalrestaurantscangethealthier-“大肚汉堡“大而宽“胖袋子”PaunchBurger,BigandWide,TheFatSack,“李子上校的剩饭槽”-CoronelPlum'sSlopTrough-这家之前是Sue's沙拉whichwasformerlySue'sSalads而被我们赶出了这个镇untilweranthatoutoftown.啊女议员Ah,councilwoman.为对你无尽寻求亲身照顾每个美国公民这件事表达敬意Inhonorofyournever-endingquesttopersonallybabysiteachandeveryAmericancitizen,我去了大肚汉堡给我自己来了个大号♥套餐IwenttoPaunchBurgerandgotmyselfaNumbertwo-双层培根手榴弹豪华版土豆煎饼DoubleBaconGrenadeDeluxe,hashbrowns,辣椒芝士薯条和一个水煮蛋chilicheesefries,andonepoachedegg.恶真是大号♥啊Ugh!Numbertwoisright.我还来了杯1800克Sweetums糖果喷溅饮料Ialsopickedupa6♥4♥-ounceSweetumsSugarSplash.该死我太爱这个国家了DamniIlovethiscountrysomuch.Ron我真的高兴你在这里Ron,mreallygladthatyou'rehere.我们政♥治♥上的不同放在一边Ourpoliticaldifferencesaside,我要以市议员的身份参加我的第一次委员会会议了Iamabouttogotomyfirstcommitteemeetingasacitycouncilwoman.我有话要对你说There'ssomethingIneedtosaytoyou.拜托别Pleasedon't.我知道你讨厌感觉和情感Iknowyouhatefeelingsandemotions,但如果不是你我不会在这个位置butIwouldnotbewhereIamifitwasn,tforyou.你雇佣了我你一直都支持我Youhiredme.You'vealwayssupportedme.我能如何报答你呢HowcanIeverrepayyou?帮我续杯Getmearefill.嘿各位Hey,everybody.所以我检查了你们的报告So,vebeengoingoveryourreports.我们试着在字体上保持一致伙计们好吗1.et'strytobeconsistentwithourfonts,guys,okay?这些备忘录里随机的字体差别多到疯狂There'sacrazyamountofrandomfontdifferencesinthesememos.是啊人们一致的字体使用别闹了Yeah,people.Consistentfontusage.Comeon.TimesNewRoman全部统一TimesNewRoman,acrosstheboard.不要Geneva不要Garamond肯定更不能要Papyrus啊NoGeneva,noGaramond,definitelynoPapyrus.Papyrus开玩笑呢吧Papyrus?Areyoukiddingme?专业办公室设置里没有这种字体的位置啊There'snoplaceforthatinaprofessionalofficesetting.是的谢谢你AprilYes!Thankyou,April.这些大学实习生都应该好好被塑造一下Thesecollegeinternsreallyneedtobewhippedintoshape,但别担心因为他们叫我华东butdon'tworry,becausetheycallmeDevo,因为我有"重塑雕像的权利”'causeIcan"whip'emgood."显然也要保证内容是完美的Andobviouslymakesurethecontent'sperfecttoo.哦还有呃字号♥12Oh,and,uh,12point.13就太讨厌了会开得不错13,sjustobnoxious.Greatmeeting.让路同志们Outoftheway,people.激励小队路过了Motivationalbrigadecomingthrough.吼吼Hoho!所以你们这群男孩子要一起锻炼身体了是吧So,youboysaregonnagoworkouttogether,huh?棒啊去哪-社区大学Nice.Whereabouts?-Communitycollege.呃太远了Eh,that'stoofar.Chris和Tom提出帮助我训练成为一名警官ChrisandTomofferedtohelpmetraintobecomeapoliceofficer.体能测试大概在三个月之后Thephysicalexamisaboutthreemonthsaway而我的体型太差了但我已经能做到这个了andIaminterribleshape,butIcanalreadydothis.所以差不多了So,mgettingthere.所以我有一个进入警校需要能做到的所有事情列表So,vegotalistOfeverythingthatmsupposedtobeabletodotogetintothepoliceacademy,而第一条是“能在25分钟之内跑完3.2公里”andnumberoneis,"beabletorun2milesinunder25minutes."这个打错了是吧That'satypo,right?我觉得人类不可能做到啊Imean,that'shumanlyimpossible.当你能够专注于你的头脑和身体Whenyouareabletofocusyourmindandyourbody,一切皆有可能anythingispossible.一切皆有可能Anythingispossible!KathrynPinewoodPawnee餐饮协会Pinewood女士Ms.Pinewood,最近很多本地餐厅recently,manyofthelocalrestaurants把他们的“小号♥"汽水杯换成了巨大的1.8公斤havechangedtheir"small-size"optiontoawhopping6♥4♥-ounces.确实是这样而这对消费者是好消息That'scorrect,andit,sgreatfortheconsumer.同样的钱更多乐趣Morebangforthebuck.我们要把优♥惠&hearts他送上法庭吗Areweputtingbargainsontrialhere?哪一个心智健全的人会把这玩意儿叫"小号♥"啊Howcouldanysanepersoncallthat"small"?嗯如果顾客真的想要一个更小的Well,ifthecustomertrulywantsasmallersize,还有一个选择thereisanoption.哦你是说一口杯”吗Oh,doyoumeanthe"li,lswallow"?有人买♥♥那个吗Doesanybodybuythat?有些女孩子会买♥♥去摆在玩具屋里Somegirlsbuythemforthe
