ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第五季第十四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
公园与游憩前情提要这是最好的晚上Thisisthebestnightever.我希望我们今晚就能结婚IwishWeweregettingmarriedtonight.那我们就来吧1.et'sjustdoitthen.1.eslie.1.eslie.我们结婚吧1.et'sgetmarried.今晚Tonight.我们真的要来吗-我想-Arewereallydoingthis?-1gue-为何不呢Whynot?宴会11点结束Thegalaendsat11:00.11:01我们结婚At11:01,wegetmarried.好吧但等等我妈不在这啊Okay.But,wait,mymomisn'there.而且你的父母也不在-很好Andyourparentsaren'there.-Good.是啊那就更好了Yeah,thatmakesitbetter.但我们5月16号♥预定了场地ButwereservedaspaceforMay16th.而且我们刚刚卜单r2oo顶白巧克力礼中AndWejustordered200white-chocolatetophats.我们订了吗-你订的实际I二Wedid?-Youdid,actually.是在你名下的It,sunderyourname.1.eSlie我们可以5月16号♥结婚1.eslie,wecangetmarriedMay16th,或者6月1号♥orJune1st,或者7月57号♥orJuly57th.但不是感觉挺对吗今天Butdoesn'titfeelright,today?是啊确实是Yeah,itdoes.你没说一次感觉就更对了Everytimeyousayit,itjustfeelsmoreright.哦我的天我们今晚要结婚了Oh,myGod,we'regettingmarriedtonight.这也太棒了-是啊Thisisreallygreat.-Yeah.你要么来要么不来了兄弟You'reeitherinoryourout,buddy.是我的主意我完全来啊Itwasmyidea,mtotallyin.等等不对我们不能-今天是我们结婚的日子Wait,no.Wecan't-thisisourweddingday.这是非常厄运的转过身去Thisisverybadluck,turnaround.我们不能看到对方Wecan'tlookateachother!嗯你意识到我们今天已经看到对方好几次了吧Well,youareawarethatwe,veseeneachotherseveraltimestoday.我们有两个小时搞定Wehavetwohourstodothis.我要你集♥合♥所有人Iwantyoutogeteveryonetogether,十分钟后在Ann家集♥合♥andmeetmeatAnn'shouseintenminutes.好的哦等等在我们结婚之前Okay.Oh,wait,beforewegetmarried,还有很重要的事情要讨论thereissomethingweneedtodiscuss.我是说我们从没聊过Imean,we'venevertalkedaboutit,但我真的想让你随我的姓butIreallywantyoutotakemylastname.哦哦Oh!Oh.好吧真的吗Okay.Really?是啊这真的对我很重要Yeah,it,sjustreallyimportanttome,象征性地symbolically,1.eslieKnope消失thatLeslieKnopedisappears然后变成LeslieWyattandbecomesLeslieWyatt.或者女议员BenWyatt夫人那也可以OrCouncilwomanMrs.BenWyatt.That'sfinetoo.这事没法通融It,sadealbreaker.等等你在玩我吗-对不起必须得试试Wait,areyoumessingwithme?-Sorry,Ihadtogiveitashot.Ben现在走吧跑-好好Ben,nowgo,run!-Okay,okay.等等我要去哪Wait.WheredoIgo?跑Run!公园与游憩公园与游憩第5季第14集第5季第14集猎鹰进来了Thefalconisentering!斑鸠已收到Theturtledoveacknowledges!嘿你在哪呢-我-我在这Hey,whereareyou?-m-mhere.好的我们现在过一遍各人职责Okay,letsgooverthedutiesrightnow.Ann你负责婚纱发型和化妆Ann,you'reinchargeofthedressandthehairandthemakeup.我想的是就AndIwasthinking,like,罗斯福夫人的色♥欲♥thesensualityofEleanorRooseveltCBS新闻主播加上LesleyStahl的野性魅力combinedwiththeanimalmagnetismofLesleyStahl.一块蛋糕小菜一碟Pieceofcake.哦我们还得去取婚礼蛋糕Oh,wehavetogettheweddingcake.那个我也做了lldothattoo.我非常的平静mperfectlycalm.我感觉Leslie让我做过的每一件疯狂的事情就像是演习IfeellikeeverycrazythingLeslie'severhadmedohasbeen,likeadrill,而今天就是来真的了andtodayistherealthing.我准备好了因为我的老师是全世界最棒的mready,becauseIhadthegreatestteacherintheworld.1.eslie1.eslie.她太疯Whoiscrazy.还有我们需要戒指和结婚证Also,weneedringsandmarriagelicenses.哦让我负责戒指我爱它们的象征意义-很好Oh,letmebeonrings.Ilovewhattheysymbolize.-Great.我可以搞定结婚证我有个家伙在市政厅E班AndIcandothelicense.IgotaguythatworksatCityHall.那个家伙是我老婆Thatguy'smywife.呃你也在那上班啊-哦对哦Um,youalsoworkthere.-Oh,yeah.Ron我需要你挽着我走上红毯Ron,mgonnaneedyoutowalkmedowntheaisle.是我的荣幸Itwouldbeanhonor.也会是我第一次不后悔走上红毯AndthefirsttimeIwon'tregretwalkingdowntheaisle.哦呃哎呀Oh,uh,yikes.我们还需要一位主祭我来Weneedanofficiant.-1gotthis.在网上被认命为牧师只需要就五分钟Youcanbecomeanordainedministeronlinein,like,fiveminutes.脱口秀节目主持人你想走SteveHarvey风呢DoyouwantmorelikeaSteveHarveyvibe美国偶像主持人还是直接来Seacrestorstraight-upSeacrest?呃无所谓了Nuh!Nevermind.我合并起来-Steve-Crestllcombine'em-Steve-crest.好的还有呃Jerry和Donna我需要你们Okay,and,um,JerryandDonna,Ineedyouguys保证宴会进展顺利tojustmakesurethatthegalarunssmoothly.我们一个小时之后在这里碰头1.et'ssaythatwe'reallgonnameetbackhereinanhour.我爱你们所有人123解散Iloveallofyou.One,two,three,break!打扰一下Excuseme.我们在寻找一堆结婚戒指We'relookingforacoupleweddingrings.你们要看的是珠宝和钉子盘You'regonnawannalookthroughthejewelryandnailstray.里面有些美丽的珠宝Thereissomebeautifuljewelryinhere.但小心了Butbecareful.里面还有钉子There'salsonails.哦哦这对不错啊Oh!Oh,thesearen'tbad.那俩真的挺好Thosearerealnice.它们曾经是乳环来着Andtheywerenipplerings,atonepoint.你是怎么知道的Howdoyouknowthat?嗯-是你的Mm.-Theywereyours.是他的Theywerehis.我们走1.et'sgo.嘿挺疯狂的我明天就要当个条子了Hey,it'sprettycrazy,mgonnabeacoptomorrow.我猜我今晚最好把能犯的罪都犯了IguessIbettercommitasmanycrimesaspossibletonight.完全发泄出来Getitoutofmysystem.哦结婚证找到了Ooh,foundthemarriagelicenses.我要把它们都拿走AndIamgoingtotakeallofthem.我不想让这个镇上任何人再结婚了1don'twantanyoneelseinthistowntogetmarried,因为那样我们就没那么特别rbecauseitmakesitlessspecialforus.好决定宝Goodcall,babe.开路-好1.et'sroll.-Okay.我没事mgood!还没做完It'snotfinished.为什么女裁缝还没做完呢Whydidn'ttheseamstressfinishit?如果你不能提前三个月完成的话Ifyou'renotgonnafinishsomethingthreemonthsearly,那就别接活啊thendon'tacceptthejob.肯定有什么我们能做的There'sgottobesomethingwecando.这场婚礼是注定的我们会想到的Thisweddingismeanttobe.We'regonnafigureitout.灰姑娘是怎么那么快做好裙子的NowhowdidCinderellafinishherdresssofast?松鼠和小鸟-嗯Squirrelsandbirds.-Mm.可没帮上忙-没That'snotveryhelpful.-No.嘿我们搞到了-我们搞到了Hey,wegoti
