ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第三季第十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
这个肯定行好吧我设计了一个游戏节目Thisisitforcertain,okay?Icreateagameshow.两个人在台上好吧他们扔个硬币Twopeopleonstage,right?Theyflipacoin.一个人要实施心脏手术Oneofthemhastoperformopen-heartsurgery.另一个人要接受心脏于术Theotheronehastoreceiveopen-heartsurgery.我们叫它“开心手术”WecallitOpen-HeartSurgery.要不这样你买♥♥一架GulfstreamG-IV飞机Howaboutthis?YoubuyaGulfstreamG-IVjet.已经有兴趣了一轮子卸掉Alreadyinterested.-Takethewheelsoff.把它拆了-把飞机变成公♥寓♥楼Get'emoffofthere.-Turnthejetintoanapartmentbuilding.人们可以住在自己的私人飞机里Peoplecouldliveinsidetheirownprivatejet.我们在为Jean-Ralphio想新的生意点子We'recurrentlycomingupwithbusinessideasforJean-Ralphio因为今天他的银行账户爆♥炸♥了'causeasoftoday,hisbankaccountisblowingup.我用老式方法赚钱Imademymoneytheold-fashionedway.*我被豪车给撞翻了*IgotrunoverbyaLexus还是不敢相信官司能赔那公多钱Istillcan'tbelieveyouwonallthatmoneyinthelawsuit.你基本上没受伤Youbarelygothurtatall.你也想被撞吗因为我认识个人Doyouwanttogetrunover?BecauseIknowaguy.超级轻柔的小小擦伤大笔赔款Supergentle.Minorscrapesandbruises,majordollarsandcents.我知道了你最擅长什么Igotit.Whatareyouamazingat?我知道我们都知道我们就同时说吧Iknowit.Webothknowit,let'sjustsayitatthesametime.创造奇观-.奇观Creatingspectacles.-.spectacles.嗯我想到了你成立Pawnee首家也是独家的No,Igotit.YoucreatePawnee'sfirstandonly高端全平台媒体娱乐联合体high-end,all-mediaentertainmentconglomerate.当然这当然是我必须要做的事Absolutely.That'sabsolutelywhatIhavetodo.是什么意思呢Whatdoesitmean?意思是音频视频电影3D电影夜店.是的Itmeansaudio,video,movies,3-Dmovies,nightclubs.-Yeah.iPhone程序如果是娱乐你就要参与.iPhoneapps.Ifit,sentertainment,you'reinvolved.是的我当然会Yes,ofcourseIam.然后你叫它Andyoucallit.娱乐7二。Entertainment7Twenty.不No!为啥为啥啊Why?Why?你别尖叫了Yougottastopscreaming.我会的我就是很激动为什么我们要叫它娱乐7二。啊Iwill,Ijustgetexcited.WhydowecallitEntertainment7Twenty?因为你愿意为你的客户转地球两圈'Causeyou'rewillingtogoaroundtheworldtwiceforyourclients.太难以置信了Thatisunbelievable!但听我说听我说Butlistentome,listentome.我需要你加入我的团队才能搞定好吧mgonnaneedyouonmyteamtopullthisoff,allright?我做这个不能没有你Ican'tdothiswithoutyou.我不知道啊大哥我不行我得辞职Idon'tknow,man.Ican't.dhavetoquitmyjob.好那我不和你一起做了Okaylldoitwithoutyou.公园与游憩公园与游憩第3季第16集第3季第16集我有很重要的新闻要发布Ihavesomeveryimportantnews是关于我们最喜欢的迷你马Li'lSebastian的aboutourfavoritemini-horse,Li'lSebastian.耶Li'lSebastianYay!Li'lSebastian!他昨晚去世了Hediedlastnight不No.但我们可以安心的是他已经在天堂了Butwecantakecomfortinthefactthatheisinheavennow,做着他最喜欢的两件事doingthetwothingshelovesdoingthemost.吃胡萝卜和自♥由♥撒尿Eatingcarrotsandurinatingfreely.我早上上班时看到降了半旗WhenIwalkedinthismorningandsawtheflagwasathalf-mast,我想”太棒了Ithought,"Allright.又有个官员领便当了"Anotherbureaucratateit."但我后来发现是Li'lSebastianButthenIfoundoutitwasLi'lSebastian.降半旗也太高了Half-mastistoohigh.表现点该死的尊严好吗Showsomedamnedrespect.因为他为这个镇做的一切Becauseofallhe'sdoneforthetown,我们要为他办一个小型的哀悼仪式wearegonnabeholdingasmallmemorialserviceforhim.但现在Butfornow,我觉得我们应该默哀一会儿Ithinkweshouldbowourheadsinamomentofsilence.ShaniaTwain-Man!IFeelLikeaWoman!作为女人最好的事情Bestthingaboutbeingawoman是有享受一点点乐趣的特权Istheprerogativetohavealittlefunand哦哦哦完全变疯子忘记我是女士Oh,oh,oh,gototallycrazy,forgetmalady男士衬衫还有短裙Men'sshirts,shortskirts我来吧谢谢Igotithankyou.就是这种时候当某人或者某马去世的时候lt,stimeslikethis,whensomeone,orsomehorse,passes,你才真的开始审视你的生活thatyoureallytakestockofyourlife.你看看周围发现你自己Youlookaroundyou,andyoustarttorealize真正在意的是什么whatitisthatyoutrulycareabout.对Li'lSebastian我猜应该是新鲜的麦秆马槽里的水ForLi'lSebastian,Iimagineitwasgoodfreshoats,atroughofwater,娱乐720商业计划和一个自愿的性伙伴不自愿的也行andawillingsexualpartner.Ornon-willing.他是匹马所以我觉得他们怎么样都是要做的Hewasahorse,soIthinktheyhadtodoiteitherway.Hey.嘿Ann最近咋样Hey,Ann,how'sitgoing?不用客套我知道你是想在这见Leslie的Youdon'thavetopretend.Iknowyou'resupposedtomeetLesliehere.但我也很好奇最近咋样了Butmalsocuriousabouthowit'sgoing.嗯哼Leslie正忙她在准备Li'lSebastian的哀悼仪式Mmm-hmm.Leslie,sbusy,she'sworkingontheLi'lSebastianmemorialservice.但你知道吗她把这张纸条留卜来给你Butyouknowwhat?Shedidgivemethisnotetogivetoyou,然后她也想让我深深吻你andshealsowantedmetokissyoudeeply,这一条我把话带到就行了好whichmgoingtohavetopasson.-Okay.我真的喜欢我在这儿的新兼♥职♥Ireallylikemynewpart-timejobhere.我的新同事搬离了市政厅所以这个房♥间只属于我MyofficematemoveddownthehallsoIhavethiswholeroomjustforme.还有Ben和Leslie他俩偷偷在这里.AndBenandLeslie,whosecretlymeethere.一天见40回.fortytimesaday.她画了一只亲吻恶魔Shedrewakissmonster在纸条上onthenote.是啊Yeah.听着我非常乐意你俩来用我的办公室1.ook,youguysaretotallywelcometousemyoffice,但别在我桌上做啥就行justdon'tdoanythingonmydesk哦我们不是.你知道的Oh,wedon't.youknow.我们只是喜欢在同一个地方工作Wejustliketoworkinthesameplace,然后我们聊聊天牵牵手andthenwetalkandholdhands.哎呀那感觉更糟糕了Yuck,that'ssomehowworse.是的我自己听起来也很糟糕Yeah,itsoundedbadwhenIsaidit.现在开始我们不再缅怀LiISebastian的死亡Fromnowon,westopmourningLi'lSebastian'sdeath,我们开始庆祝他的一生andwestartcelebratinghislife.这是他想要的阿门That'swhathewouldhavewanted.-Amen.我们需要把那个荣耀的野兽送去来世Weneedtosendthatgloriousbeastintothegreatbeyond办一场能与超级碗中场秀匹敌的仪式withadisplaythatrivalstheSuperBowlhalf-timeshow.还有预算是600刀AlSo,thebudgetis$600.所以维修部会搭好台子Somaintenancei
