ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第二十四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
仅限必要人员RonRon!你好啊AndyHello,Andy.这里太安静了所有人都在哪呢It,squietinhere.Whereiseveryone?政♥府♥关门了所有报纸上都在说呢Thegovernmentisshutdown.It'sineverynewspaper.会持续多久如果我们运气好Howlongisitgoingtolast?-Well,ifwe,relucky,这栋楼会空上好几个月thisbuildingwillbeemptyformonths.哇这时机可真是不对啊Wow.Thatisreallybadtiming.我刚刚搞到这辆超级甜爆的裤裆火箭Ijustgotthissupersweet-assradcrotchrocket.我一直想要一辆vealwayswantedoneofthese.但由于你知道没有工作Butdueto,youknow,neverhavingajob,我迄今都买♥♥不起Icouldn'taffordituntilnow.办了个很划算的租约Gotareallygooddealonmylease.付12%的利息Paying12%interest.基本上是能找到的最高的了It's,like,oneofthehighestyoucanget.嘿我找April已经找疯了Hey,sovebeentryinglikecrazytogetaholdofApril.如果你看到她能告诉她我真的需要跟她聊聊吗Ifyouseeher,willyoutellherIreallyneedtotalktoher?没问题好的谢了RonYougotit-Allright.Thanks,Ron.啊哦Uh-oh!搞定了Nailedit.公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第24集第2季第24集我能告诉你们的是所有公园即日起关闭直到另行通知AllIcantellyouisthatalltheparksarecloseduntilfurthernotice.听着没人比我对这件事更心烦1.ook,nooneismoreupsetaboutthisthanIam.虽然这不是什么比赛之类的Notlikeit'sacompetitionoranything.因为如果是比赛我会赢但那就和这不相干了Becauseifitwas,Iwouldwin.Butthat'sneitherherenorthere.我想说的点是我会赢-它们会关闭多久ThepointisIwouldwin.-Howlongwilltheybeclosed?可能是永远-政♥府♥关门的话谁去阻止基♥地♥组♥织♥Couldbeforever.-Withthegovernmentshutdown,whoisgoingtostopAl-Qaeda?一次聊一件事Onethingatatime.学校两周后放假了Schoolisoutintwoweeks.我整天拿我的孩子怎么办WhatamIgoingtodowithmykidsallday?留在我家里吗我住的地方吗Keeptheminmyhouse?WhereIlive?我不知道该怎么说Idon'tknowwhattotellyou.那明天Ramsett公园的儿童音乐会呢Whataboutthekids'concerttomorrowatRamsettPark?Freddy意面的音乐会TheFreddySpaghetticoncert.Freddy意面被取消了FreddySpaghettihasbeencanceled.我希望你会高兴Ihopeyou'rehappy.我是高兴我极其高兴Iam.Iamextremelyhappy因为我觉得我们不该浪费纳税人的钱becauseIdon'tthinkweshouldbewastingtaxpayermoney为孩子提供乐趣不是浪费Ifsnotawastetoprovidefunforkids而我就不希望手上沾着Freddy意面的血-AndIforonedon'tlikehavingFreddySpaghetti'sbloodonmyhand-我觉得你的意思是Freddy意面的酱吧IbelieveyoumeanFreddySpaghetti'ssauce.恶Ugh.嗯烫到舌头了Mm.Burnedmytongue.根本不在乎Don'tevencare.你看到这个颜色了吗我不喜欢Youseethiscolor?Idon'tlikeit.太压抑了It,stoodepressing.嗨Chris-LeslieKnopeHiChris.-LeslieKnope.稍等我想喝点水Onesecond.dlikesomewater.我想要冷的我想去冰我想装在没有把手的杯子里dlikeittobecold,Ilikewithoutice,Ilikeitinaglassormugwithnohandle.*A1XfSi谢谢Thankyou.有什久可以帮忙的HowcanIhelpyou?我觉得我们这场政♥府♥停摆之战出现一位牺牲者Well,Ibelievetherehasbeenacasualtyofwarinthisgovernmentshutdown.这让我悲伤Anditsaddensme.它就是Pawnee的孩子们AnditisPawnee'schildren.坐下详细告诉我具体发生了什么Well,sitdownandtellmeexactlywhathashappened.每年夏天我们都以一系列儿童音乐会作为开场Everyyear,wekickoffthesummerwithachildren'sconcertseries.今年因为政♥府♥停摆音乐会被取消了Andthisyear,theconcerthasbeencanceledduetotheshutdown.这个问题很糟我们得解决It'sterrible,andweneedtofixit.哦好啊太好了Allright.Great.我非常高兴你同意我mverygladthatyouagreedwithme,但我为我的辩护准备了很多butIactuallyworkedreallyhardonmyargument.有没有办法我还是行吗IsthereanywayIcanstillkindof.Yeah?我很想听哦好谢谢dlovetohearit-Oh,good.Thankyou.“你错了你疯了吗你能给孩子的笑容定下标价吗”You,rewrong.Areyoucrazy?Canyouputapricetagonachild'ssmile?1.eslieKnope很惊喜啊1.eslieKnope.Whatasurprise.政♥府♥关门已经两天了Thegovernmenthasbeenshutfortwodays,而一位城市职员试着跟我安排了14次会面andonecityemployeehastriedtoschedule14meetingswithme.猜猜是谁呢Canyouguesswho?Ben之前有场大型音乐会现在没有了Ben?TherewasabigconcertNow,there,snot.有什么我们能做的吗Isn'tthereanythingthatwecandoaboutthat?不没有那太糟了No,thereisn't.-That'stoobad.抱歉LeSlie该死Sorry,Leslie.Damn!我要去跑16公里了Ihavetogorun10miles.过去18年我每天都跑16公里Ihaverun10milesadayeverydayfor18years.那就是十万公里了That's65,000miles.到月球距离的三分之一Athirdofthewaytothemoon.我的目标是跑到月球Mygoalistoruntothemoon.Ben我们来讨论解决方案Ben,letstalksolutions.1.esliePawnee已经破产1.eslie,Pawneeisbroke.没有钱开音乐会了好吗There'snomoneyforaconcert.Okay?你看爱达荷州把公园部砍了80%Imean,IdahocuttheirParksDepartmentby80%,爱达荷州基本上就是一个巨大的公园了andIdahoisbasicallyonegiantpark.我之前说过了我还会再说的Benvesaiditbefore,andllsayitagain,Ben.Pawnee比爱达荷强多了PawneeisbetterthanIdaho.不Pawnee并不特殊好吗No,Pawneeisnotspecial.Okay?你们部门一直往下到这儿不是优先考虑的Yourdepartment,allthewaydownhere,isnotapriority.实话说你甚至都不该出现在这栋楼里LeslieAndfrankly,you'renotevensupposedtobeinthebuilding,Leslie.你是非必要人员You'renon-essential.那不是你能决定的Thatisnotyourcall.我知道你牌子上那么写的Iknow,it'sonyourbadge.这个吗这可不是我This?Thisisn'tme.AnnPerkinsAnnPerkins.Chris啥啥Chrissomething.嗨我刚刚在跑我的每日午间16公里Hi.Iwasjustdoingmydailylunchtime10miles路过医院我觉得想上来给你打个招呼andIranbythehospital,andIthoughtdpopupandsayhi.你刚刚开始跑吗Didyoujuststartyourrun?不我已经跑到第14公里了No,I'malreadyatmilenine.但你完全都没出汗啊Butyou'renotsweatingatall.我知道我的静息心率是每分钟28下Iknow.Ihavearestingheartrateof28beatsperminute.科学家研究过我说我的心脏动力能把喷气燃料压上飞机Thescientistwhostudiedmesaidthatmyheartcouldpumpjetfuelupintoanairplane.我想跟你进行一次约会dlovetogooutonadatewithyou.我认为你会觉得我有吸引力Ithinkyoumightfindmeattractive因为我们初次见面时你喝醉了然后吻了我becauseyougotdrunkandkissedmewhenwefirstmet.不用有压力但我今晚有时间Andnopress
