ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第三季第十三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
所以是谁搞坏的So,whobrokeit?我没生气我只是想知道mnotmad,Ijustwanttoknow.是我我搞坏的Ron-不不是你1did.Ibrokeit,Ron.-No.No,youdidn't.Tom-别看我啊Tom?-Don'tlookatme.看看Ben1.ookatBen.什么不是我搞坏的啊What?1didn'tbreakit.哈真奇怪你是怎么知道它坏掉了呢Huh.That'sweird.How'dyouevenknowitwasbroken?因为它就在我们面前然后它坏掉了啊Becauseit'ssittingrightinfrontofusandit'sbroken.可疑-不没有Suspicious.-No,it,snot如果有关系的话.可能没有Ifitmatters.Probablynot.但APriI是最后一个用它的.butAprilwasthelastonetouseit.骗子我根本不喝那玩艺儿1.iar!Idon'tevendrinkthatcrap.哦真的吗那你早些在咖啡推车旁边干嘛呢Oh,really?Thenwhatwereyoudoingbythecoffeecartearlier?我用木制搅拌棒把长出来的角质层推回去啊Iusethewoodenstirrerstopushbackmycuticles.所有人都知道的JerryEveryoneknowsthat,Jerry.好的我们别争了我搞坏的让我来赔吧RonOkay,let'snotfight.IbrokeitLetmepayforit,Ron.不是谁搞坏的No.Whobrokeit?RonDonna有点太安静了Ron,Donna'sbeenawfullyquiet.你来真的啊Really?是来真的-我的天啊Yeah,really.-Oh,myGod!是我搞坏的它烫到我的手所以我打了它一拳Ibrokeit.Itburnedmyhand,soIpunchedit.我预计十分钟之后他们会扭打起来Ipredicttenminutesfromnow,they'llbeateachother'sthroats脸上涂着征战妆手上拿着猪头棒withwarpaintontheirfacesandapigheadonastick.很好这里最近有点太亲密了Good.Itwasgettingalittlechummyaroundhere.公园与游憩公园与游憩第3季第13集第3季第13集我需要你们今晚来蛇洞酒吧帮我点忙IneedyouguystocometotheSnakeholeLoungetonighttohelpmewithsomething.呃不今晚不行Yeah,no,tonight'snotgood.做不到我在断食Nocando.-monacleanse.拜托了这事很重要Please.Thisisimportant我正在推出我新的高端的咖啡利口式酒mlaunchingmynewhigh-end,Kahlua-Styleliqueur,蛇汁SnakeJuice.听起来像你拿了条蛇然后拧成抹布Soundslikeyoutookasnakeandtwisteditlikearag直到它的血和内脏都跑出来untilitsbloodandgutscameout.“咖啡利口式”是什么意思WhatdoesKahlua-Stylemean?我混合了几种酒Imixabunchofalcoholtogether,加了点糖和咖啡还有其他东西Iaddsomesugarandcoffeeandsomeotherjunk,然后尝起来像咖啡利酒anditkindoftasteslikeKahlua.我只能喝带辣椒的温开水Icanonlydrinkwarmtapwaterwithcayennepepper.行那就别喝Fine.Thendon'tdrinkit.只要让其他人来喝好吧Justgetotherpeopletodrinkit,okay?一小时后开会Meetinginonehour.如果你赶不上你就上我的没门名单吧Ifyoudon'tmakeit,you'reonmyDone-zolist.哦”没门名单”是啥Oh,what'sa"Done-zolist1'?意思是你和我没门了ItmeansyouandIaredone-zo.出去玩一起吃饭没门Hangingout,gettingfoodtogether,done-zo.你想来我家玩游戏没门Youwanttocomeovertomyhouseandplayvideogames?Done-zo.嘿Tom想跟我打迷你高尔夫吗Hey,Tom,youwanttocomeplayPutt-Puttwithme?不我们没门了No,we,redone-zo.宝我们得赶上那个会啊Babe,wegottomakethatmeeting.我太高兴我们能有空聊天了msogladwefoundthetimetotalk.感觉已经好久了Itfeelslikeit'sbeenforever.我知道啊我在医院一直太忙了Iknow.vebeensobusyatthehospital.长时间加班通宵值班我已经很厌倦了1.onghours,overnightshifts.mgettingsickofit.好吧我们从个人事务开始JeSSie怎么样了Allright,let'sstartwiththepersonalstuff.How'sJessie?谁-那个摄影师Who?-Thephotographerguy.哦对我们分手了我没跟你讲吗Oh,yeah.Webrokeup.Ididn'ttellyouthat?没Mmm-mmm.为啥我挺喜欢他的啊-是啊我也是Why?Ilikedhim.-Yeah,Idid,too.我就是我搞不定他的脸Ijust.Icouldn'tdealwithhisface.哈Huh.你觉得我能把借给他的书拿回来吗DoyouthinkIcouldgetthatbookbackthatIloanedhim?呃严格来说我已经出国了Well,mtechnicallyoutofthecountry.所以我只能用一个奇怪的号♥码打给他SoIwouldhavetocallhimfromaweirdnumber.抱歉没事Sorry.-Nevermind.但我在约会这个新男的MattiasButmseeingthisnewguy,Mattias.你会爱上他的他是个三重双鱼Youwouldlovehim.He'satriplePisces.哦哦看来有人开会要迟到咯Oh-oh.Lookslikesomeone'sgonnabelateforhermeeting.我跟你比赛I'llraceyou.真的吗那不会很幼稚吗Really?Isn'tthatalittlechildish?拜Ann抱歉得走了嘿闪边哦Bye,Ann.Sorry,gottogo.Hey,move!Oh!Howser议员抱歉还是很高兴见到你CouncilmanHowser,sorry.Nicetoseeyouasalways.拜Bye.欢迎来到游击营销策略基础课WelcometoGuerillaMarketing101.什么是游击营销WhatisGuerillaMarketing?几个普通的笨蛋无意冒犯Afewordinaryschmoes,nooffense,在某人身边随意聊一些蛇汁有多棒的话题haveacasualconversationnexttosomeguyabouthowgreatSnakeJuiceis.接下来就是那个某人点了一整瓶蛇汁NextthingyouknowthatguyordersawholebottleofSnakeJuice,甚至还不知道为什么andhehasnoideawhy.April你扮演一个喝啤酒的无聊人士名叫JenniferApril,you'llbeplayingaboringbeerdrinkernamedJennifer.Andy你也是一个喝啤酒无聊人土名叫MichaelAndy,youarealsoaboringbeerdrinkernamedMichael.Jerry你扮演一个喝啤酒的无聊人士Jerry,you'llbeplayingaboringbeerdrinker.你的名字叫JerryYournamewillbeJerry.Ron要扮演我们激动的喝蛇汁的人士RonisgoingtoplayourexcitingSnakeJuicedrinker,代号♥是迅雷BrianA.K.A.BrianThunder.你要我们把整个剧本都记下来吗Doyouwantustomemorizethiswholescript?理想情况是但如果你要自♥由♥发挥Ideally,butifyouwanttowingit,你的讨论点就是“高端"“VIP"”生活方式”yourtalkingpointsarehigh-end,VIP,lifestyle.好的我们走一遍剧本Allright,let'srunthroughitonce.开始Andaction!”最近的天气真的好奇怪"Theweatherhasbeensoweirdlately.”嘿我给你们都点杯酒吧”"Hey,letmebuyyoualladrink."“我来点基础的东西比如啤酒”"lltakesomethingbasiclikeabeer.”是啊我挺污"Yeah,mpretty”聊的"boring.”所以我也来瓶啤酒”"Solltakeabeer,too."“我不要我想让这个晚上哼狂起来”"Notme.IwantthisnighttogetK-razzy."“轰狂“就像疯狂”"Ca-razy."Like,'crazy.“我想让这个晚上轰狂起来"Iwantthisnighttogetcrazy.“给我来杯蛇汁我听说它余味很属♥""GetmeashotofSnakeJuice.Ihearithasadopeaftertaste."好吧这边咔一下嗯Allright,that'sgonnabeacut.Um.Ron你要像真正相信一样说出来Ron,yougottosayitlikeyoumeanit.我不会公共为一种产品背书Iwon'tpubliclyendorseaproduct除非我自己专门用过而且真心信任unlessIuseitexclusivelyandIreallybelieveinit.我仅有的官方推荐产品有Myonlyofficialrecommendations美国&hearts库♥方发行的剃须刀areU.S.Army-issuedmustachetrimmers,Morton盐还有C.R.LaurenceFeinMortonSalt,andtheC.R.L
