NotDeadYet《老娘还没死（2023）》第二季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

泰迪汤普森帕萨迪纳第一的房♥产经纪人"TeddyThompson,Pasadena1SNumberOneRealEstateAgent.不要光做梦了NEWLISTINGSIDOnItjUStdreamit.yollrdreamhometodayl拥有它-拥有它Ownit'0wnit."全市每辆大巴侧边都贴满r这张照片Thatpicture,splasteredonthesideofeverybusintown.讽刺的是昨天我被贴在大巴车前面了Mm.Ironicthatyesterday,Igotplasteredonthefrontofonel我不会在你的讣告里用贴满这个词的Ooh.Well,Iwillnotusethewordplastered"inyourobituary洒满怎么样我再想想好了Uh,splattered"?Oh,llworkonitl这儿真是有够旧Sothisisarealfixer-upper.你准备什么时候装♥修♥呢-早内尔Whenareyougonnafixit?Morning,Nell,你房♥租还没给我Haven'treceivedyourrentyet.还有冰箱里你放东西那一边Also,thereissomethingaggressivelystinkingup有什么东西实在是太臭了yoursideoftherefrigerator.抱歉我我没有支票了Oh,sorry.I-1don,t.haveanymorechecks.也没钱了Ormoney.那味道是上周剩的汤And,urn,thatsmellisacombinationofleftoversoups也是我今天的午饭-好恶心fromlastweekthatmgonnahaveforlunchtoday.Gross.那拜托你去上班的时候记得把这变异汤JustmakesureyouremoveyourFrankensoupsfromtheapartment从公♥寓♥里带走还有虽然这不关我的事onyourwaytowork,whichisnoneofmybusiness,但你的上班时间好像20分钟前就过了butIdothinkthatshould'vebeenlike20minutesago,什么不我靠What?No.Damnit!你还在租♥房♥♥啊You'rearenter?我觉得你这需求我做不了Ijustdon'tthinkIcanrepresentyou.我死的时候就差一点点WhenIdied,1wasthisclose就能搞定一笔一千万的大单子了toclosingonaten-million-dollarlisting.我是专做豪华市场的mstrictlyintheluxurymarket.那我算什么等级的房♥子WhatkindofpropertyamI?机场附近在贬值的公♥寓♥Acondoneartheairportwhosevalueisdepreciating.我没有贬值Iamnotdepreciating!萨姆Sam!萨姆我贬值了吗Sam,amIdepreciating?你是说护肤上的问题吗Oh,isthisaskincarething?如果是的话我有一瓶杂牌视黄醇Becauseifso,Ihaveanoff-brandretinol川到周一就能直接给你的脸去掉一层皮that,lljustburnanentirelayeroffofyourfacebyMonday.不我打个比方Ooh.No.Uh,Imeanmetaphorically.我怕自己现在是在地下室里长客mafraidImightbegrowingmoldinmybasement.亲爱的这我就没有护肤品可以救了Oh,yeah,honey.Idon'tthinkIhavethecreamforthat.我已经来这里一年了在他们看来我是不是有用的人呢I'vebeenhereforayear,youknow?Dotheyconsidermeanasset?什么当然了What?Ofcoursetheydo.你又聪明人又风趣Youaresmart,youarefuntobearound,而且饮水机只有你有力气换andyouaretheonlyonestrongenoughtolifttheSparkletts.好了各位听好了1.exi:Alright,people,listenup到大扫除的时间了It,stimeforsomehousecleaning.我父亲这家报社的所有人和出版商Now,myfather,theownerandpublisherofthispaper,也是你们现在都活着的理由今天要来这里了thereasonyou'reallalive,iscomingheretoday,一切都必须完美andeverythingneedstobeperfect.我没有压力你们也没有压力mnotstressed.You'renotstressed.没有人有压力好吗Nobody'sstressed.Alright?好了那现在请各位清理工位Sowhydon'twejustallclearourcubicles拿走所有不专业ofanyunprofessional与新闻无关的私人物品吧andnon-news-relatedpersonaleffects?这是什么去活去笑去爱Whatisthis?"Live,laugh,love"?都什么鬼扯Morelikebarf,barf,barf.萨姆我能在你这儿放几张孩子的照片吗Sam,canIstashacouplephotosofthekidsinhere?他们又可爱又快乐正是罗兹先生所讨厌的They'readorableandjoyful,everythingMr.Rhodeshates.行啊拿进来吧Yeah,sure.Bringitin我的天丹尼斯你才收养几个月啊Oh,myGod.Dennis,you'vebeenfosteringforacoupleofmonths.怎么就这么多照片了Howdoyouhavesomanypictures?我就是想抓住每一刻Ijustwanttocaptureeverymoment.你看看我和本带他们回家第一天1.ookatthis.It'sthefirstdayBenandIbroughtthemhome.很可爱-是啊Verysweet.Yeah.第一次进客厅Oh,firsttimeinthelivingroom.第一次进餐厅第一次进走廊Firsttimeinthediningroom.Firsttimeinthehallway.可以了宝贝打起点精神来行吗做父母也没那么好Okay,sweetheart,getittogether,okay?Parentingisnotthatgreat.萨姆丹尼斯Sam,Dennis,等会儿我为我父亲准备的重要演示herearethebindersyou'llneedforthemajorpresentation这是你们需要的文件夹I'vepreparedformyfather.提升自己价值的机会这不就来了吗Ooh.Thisisachanceforyoutoincreaseyourvalue.问她要个文件夹啊能给我一个文件夹吗Askforabinder.CanIhaveabinder?内尔你吓我一跳Oh!Nell.Oh,yousurprisedme.你老是跟教堂里的老鼠似的鬼鬼祟祟的You'realwayslurkingaboutlikealittlechurchmouse.你要文件夹干什么-我也想参会Whatdoyouneedabinderfor?dliketobeinthemeeting.我有十年的新闻工作经验IhaveadecadeOfjournalisticexperience.我觉得我是能提供一些价值的I-1thinkIcouldbringsomevaluetothetable.内尔在过去一年里Nell,overthepastyear,我认识到了你是萨姆的朋友I'vecometoknowyouasafriendtoSam也是我认识的人以及我的员工andalsoanacquaintance/employeetome.所以我不希望你误会SoIdon'twantyoutotakethisthewrongway,但我需要给我父亲展示出butit,sjustthatmyfatherneedstosee报社最好的一面而你是theverybestofthepaper,andyouare,um.最糟糕的Theworst.0h!0h.你这么说就不好了梅森Thatwasn'tverynice,Mason.真是调皮好了最优秀员工们我们走吧Ah.Whatascamp.Comeon,A-Team.Let'sgo.梅森都有文件夹吗-我也不知道抱歉啊Masongotabinder?Idon'tknow.msosorry.大家早啊Goodmorning,everyone.如果我们之前见过那很高兴再见到你Greattoseeyouagainifwe'vemetbefore.这衣服不错我们这就给你买♥♥个镜子Wow.Niceshirt.We'regonnabuyyouamirror.我这就换掉先生这才像话llremoveit,sir.Goodcall.很高兴见到你父亲It,sapleasuretoseeyou,Father.阿莱克西斯你这一天天的Alexis,you'relookingassternasyourgrandmother越来越像你奶奶那么难对付了moreandmoreeveryday.你看着很有钱父亲Andyoulookwealthy,Father.你能来审查罗兹家族企业控股集团的冠上明珠mexcitedyou'reheretoreviewtheprogress真是太好了ofthecrownjeweloftheRhodesfamilycorporateholdings.我已经和手下最优秀的员工们Ihaveputtogetherathoroughpresentation准备好了使用超大文件夹的全面展示withsomeofmytoppeopleandtheirgiantbinders.超超重的They'reThey'reveryheavy.不剧透啊但好消息是Nospoilers,butmalsoexcitedtotellyou报纸的发行量涨了3%thatcirculationisup3%.3%跟那牛奶-样Ah!3%.Likethemilk.是的Yes.是的Yes.别碰给我父亲准备的特别点心Stepawayfrommyfather'sarrayofspecialtreats.抱歉这司康