HowardtheDuck《天降神兵（1986）》完整中英文对照剧本.docx
亲爰的霍华德假期不顺我想你想你亲吻我我很快飞回家爱你的米歇尔霍华德鸭收玛盛顿湖滨路3636号♥邮编10031亲爱的我是妈妈听着我知道你忙于新工作Hi,honey,thisisyourmother.Listen,Iknowyou'reverybusywiththenewjob但还是要尽量给我们打电♥话♥butpleasetryandcallus.收到我们寄的生日毛衣了吗Didyougetthebirthdaysweaterwesent?我们整个周末都在家拜拜We'llbehomeallweekend.Bye.霍华德我是吉姆我们周六还去打壁球吗？Howard,Jimhere.WestillsetforracquetballonSaturday?哥们给我电♥话♥拜拜Givemeashout,buddy.Bye-bye.嗨我是温迪霍伊我昨晚做了个激♥情♥春梦Hi,it'sWendy.Ihadthisreallyintensedreamlastnight,Howie.我的手指穿过你的羽毛突然之间Iwasrunningmyfingersthroughyourfeathers,andallofasudden.你最好今晚过来我让你看看Well,youbettercomeovertonight.接下来到底发生了什么.andllshowyouwhatreallyhappenednext.拜拜霍伊Ciaofornow,Howie.嘿欢迎接续收看里基主持的疯狂舞蹈太兴奋了Hey,Ricky'sbackwithyouagainforlotsmoreDanceFrenzyexcitement!有请三号♥夫妇来自威德福德瀑布的可爱拉丁舞队Here'scouplenumberthree,ourlovelyLatindanceteamfromWedfordFalls.查尔斯是海军一级机械师CharlesisaMachinistFirstClassintheNavy他亲爱的妻子玛琪是21点发牌员andhisdarlingwife,Madgejsablackjackdealer.超棒的运动舞蹈查尔斯和玛琪Justasuperjockdance.CharlesandMadge!来吧我们掌声欢迎-乔治怎么了Comeon,let'shearforthem,folks.-What'sthematter,George?股癣乂发作了我来推荐个好东西Jockitchagain7vegotjustthething.给你何不试试新的短裤喷雾Here.WhynottakeashotofNewShortsBlaster?保证能消灭羽毛真菌It,sguaranteedtowipeoutfeatherfungus.就算是最灵活的胯下也不在话F短裤喷雾ineventhemostactivecrotches.-ShortsBlaster.此外你还赢了一辆新车Inaddition,you'vewonanewcar!但不仅如此漂亮Butthat'snotall.-Nice.哦弗雷德我太爱你了Oh,Fred,Iloveyousomuch.疼死了他死了Ithurtslikehell.-He'sdead.79.95块算了吧$79.95?Forgetit!49.99块不行$49.99?Noway!我们是疯子威比大电卖♥♥啦mcrazyandmypricesareinsane!这个月的采访对象是谁Whodidtheyinterviewthismonth?我的修图小美女Mylittleairbrushedbeauty.怎么了What?天啊地震了Ohno,it'saquake!我站不起来Ican'tgetup!出什么事了What'sgoingonhere?凯西你听到什么声音没Casey,didyouhearsomething?我是如此幸运的女孩msuchaluckygirl.我坠入爱河了minlove.宇宙中theCosmos.无数的世界叠加世界无穷无尽Countlessworldsuponworlds.Worldswithoutend.星系间存在各种可能的现实Inthesegalaxieseverypossiblerealityexits.任何一个世界的现实对其他世界来说只是幻想而已Andwhatisrealityonanyoneworldismerefantasyonallothers.这里真真假假虚虚实实Here,allisrealandallisillusion.现在过去未来以这句话从此开始Whatis,whatwasandwhatwillbestartherewiththewords.故事从."inthebeginningtherewas.霍华德鸭开始.HowardtheDuck!"天降神兵鸭哥Boy.!我死定了madeadduck.嘿快来啊Hey,comeon!不No!嘿本德进去吧弗兰肯维尼我们终于给你找了个约会对象HeyBender,goonin,Frankenweed.Wefinallyfoundyouadate.这是什么Whatisthis?这种装扮别想糊弄我孩子不准进入Hey!Thatcostumedon'tfoolme.Nokidsallowed.嘿让开嘿等等那是我的约会对象Comeon,Kid.-Waitaminute,that,smydate!我说了让开Isaidoutoftheway!不等等No,wait!你这个小讨厌鬼从我的车上滚下来你这个肮脏的废物Youlittlecreep!Getawayfrommycart,youfilthydegenerate!天啊它摸我它究竟是什么Christ,ittouchedme!-Whatthehellisit?我什么都没想做真的-比利踩它Iwasn,ttryinganything!Honest!-Steponhim!那里There!图局在上Upandaway!想听离奇故事吗Areyoureadyforanincrediblestory?弄走它玛丽弄走它一天啊Wasteit,man,wasteit!-No!糟糕的一天Talkaboutarottenday.我们刚看了你的演出Justsawyourshow!很好谢谢-贝弗莉我们喜欢你的音乐Great,thanks.-Beverly,weloveyourmusic.再见你能在我衬衫上签名吗Byenow.-CouldIhaveyourautographonmyshirt?还有我在我内♥裤♥卜.签名Metoo.Onmyshorts?真可爱走开好吗-我们在跟你说话呢摇滚明星Realcharming.Justgoaway,okay?-We,retalkingtoyou,bigrockstar!放手变♥态♥喂别瞧不起我们Don'ttryanything!-Don'tgosnotnoseonus.我们是你的忠实粉丝-我说了放开我We'reyourbiggestfans.-Letmego!救命救命Helpsomebody,help!Help!过来瞧不起人的家伙Comehere,snotnose!够了不能再当好好鸭先生了that,sit.NomoreMr.NiceDuck!放开那个雌性生物1.etthefemalecreaturego!每只鸭户都有底线你们这些渣滓超出了我的底线Everyduck'sgothislimit,andyouscumhavepushedmeovertheline.吉米你看到我看到的了吗)immy,doyoulikeseewhatIsee?一只会说话的鸭子是的没错Atalkingduck?-Yeah,that'sit.我喝太多了嘘快飞走vebeendoingtoomuchtoot.Shoot!Flyaway!没人敢嘲笑嘎夫大♥师♥NoonelaughsatamasterofQuack-Fool吉米你没事吧Jimmy,youokay?放开我Getoffme!讨厌滚开You,creep,getoutofhere!我手指要被你扭断了You'rebreakingmyfingers!在我发怒之前你和娃娃脸快给我滚青春痘先生*Now,youandbabyfacearegonnabeatiright,Mr.Zitz?BeforeIgetreallymad!快点我们快走Comeon!Let,sgetoutofhere!这里绝不适合聪慧灵敏的鸭子thisisobviouslynoplaceforanintelligent,sensitiveduck.这不是真的不可能是真的thisisunreal.Imean,itcan'tbe.谢谢-你不会真的是只thanks.-You'renotreallya.鸭子吧？.aduck?这开始严重伤害我的自尊心了Youknow,thisisbeginningtoseriouslyunderminemyself-esteem.对不起我想我要谢谢你把那些家伙赶走msorry,IguessIshouldthankyouforchasingthoseguysoff.你还好吧当然好极了Areyouokay?-Yeah,sure.Terrific.我只有一个大问题我在哪儿？Ijusthaveonegiantquestion.WhereamI?这个亮灯那边是第九大街公交站那边是鲍威尔角Ohwell,thelightsupthereareNinthStreetandthebusstopsatthecornerofPowell.不我是问这地方是哪儿No,no,no,no.masking,whatisthisplace?克利夫兰-克利夫兰Cleveland?-Cleveland?Uh-huh.这个星球的名字还真是奇怪that,saperfectweirdnameforthisplanet.星球不这是个城市Planet7No,no,that'sacity.星球名是你不知道这个星球？theplanet's.Youdon'tknowtheplanet?好吧这个星球叫地球应该是Ohwell,theplanet,scalledEarth,Ithink.显然我在做可怕的噩梦Andmobviouslyinsomesortofterriblenightmare.是吗？是你的噩梦还是我的噩梦？Ohyeah?Yournightmareormine?问得好Goodpoint.我想我最好先走了So,IguessIbetterbegoing.再次感谢thanksagain.拜拜Bye.拜拜Bye.喂你有地方去吗
