AdventureTimewithFinnandJake《探险活宝（2010）》第二季第二十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
#朋友们一起来#AdventuretimeC,mon,grabyourfriends#探险活宝我们最爱#We'llgotoverydistantlands#老皮耍酷阿宝耍呆#WithJaketheDogAndFinntheHuman#这里永远欢乐精彩#Thefunwillneverend#别再撑了阿宝是流星快许个愿Dude.Shootingstar.Makeawish.那不是流星是一只萤火虫That'snotashootingstar.It'sjustafirefly.你要许什么愿老皮？Whatareyougonnawishfor,dude?你知道的只有两个好兄弟能分享的事Youknow.Thatsomethingspecialonlytwobros.canshare.我也跟你许了同样的愿Ithinkmwishin,.forthesamething.你说是,古代灵异双头战象Youmeanthe.Ancientpsychictandem.warelephant.天啊我真的好想骑喔Man.Iwannarideitsobad.你要怎么控制那只大象啊？Howdoyouevencontrolthosethings?阿宝你不能控制它Youcan'tcontrolit,dude.你必须要让它愿意被控制Youhavetoletitgiveyoucontrol.开始许愿Startwishin,.这是什么？Whatthe.那是我的另一批热狗骑士所发出的求救火花That'sadistressflarefrommyotherhotdogknights.我派他们去救另一批被困在迷宫里的骑士Isentthemtorescuemyotherotherhotdogknights.whogottrappedinthelabyrinth.这个讯息是说Theirmessagesays.宝贝我们有麻烦时间Baby.Us.Trouble.Time.他们一定遭遇可怕的危险Theymustbeingreatdanger.热狗骑士都很笨Hotdogknightsareslow.别担心公主Don'tworry,princess.交给老皮和我来处理JakeandIareonit.这个地方真的超大一把的Fudge,man.Thisplaceisyogaballshuge.一把应该不能用"超"来形容吧Yogaballsaren'tthatreallyhuge,dude.老兄说话不经大脑一向是我的特色Hey,man,Ican'tanalyzeeverythingthatcomesoutofmymouth.我们抄捷径赶快把事情解决怎么样？Shouldwe,like,trytocheatandstretchoverthewalls?我想不行你看Naw,man.Look.作弊就死定了好吧那我把脚缠在树枝LOkay,well.Then.lljusthookmylegsaroundthisstump.进去以后就不怕迷路了像这样你看？andstretchusthroughsowedon'tgetlost.Likethis,see?你真的超酷的老皮You'reacoolguy,Jake.谢谢称赞Thankyou.天啊这边的通道真多Man.There'ssomanypassagewaysandstuff.我们要找超久才能找到热狗骑士It'lltakeusforevertofindthosehotdogknights.别吃我们老兄Don'teatme,man.不是我们是来救你们的各位Nah.We'reheretosaveyou,guy.感谢老天我们迷路了Thankthestars.Wewerelost.你们怎么没迷路？Howdidn'tyouguysgetlost?我们可以顺着老皮的身体回去We'rejustgonnafollowJake'sbodyback.一太棒了好耶一厉害Wow.Lookatthat.-Farout.That'sgreat.迷宫的中♥央♥Atthecenterofthemaze.有一个神奇生物可以让人愿望成真there,samagiccreaturethatgrantswishes.愿望？你跟我想的一样吗？Wishes?Areyouthinkingwhatmthinking?古代灵异双头战象Ancientpsychictandemwarelephant!这是我们的机会Thisisourchance.热狗Hotdog.撑着点勇士们我们要去许几个愿Holdon,boys.We,regonnagetussomewishes.#唱因为你妈妈说#Sing'causeyourmammasaid#她说你妈妈啥？#Shesaidyourmammawhat#你妈妈说什么？她说#Whatyourmammasay?Shesay#我忙着带油腻小孩滑着我的肉排#I'mbusymakin'babies,greasybabiesSlidin1onmygravies.#就在#我忘了下一句#Inthe.#Iforgotthenextpart.糟糕老皮你的身体越来越细Dang,Jake,yourbody'sgettin,thin.没错我很苗条Hey,Igotanicebod.对啦但是现在好像有点不妙Yeah.Butrightnow.Notsonice.好吧你可以把对我身材的诸多意见Okay,youcantakeyourweirdbodyissues.丢到某地方封起来andtuckthemsomewhereprivate.我可以把健康身体的问题川来WhereasIcantakemyhealthybodyissuesand.对抗泥巨人Fightagolem.有入侵者Trespassers.老皮把它绑起来Wraphimup,Jake.我来了monit不要乱动我不能再伸长了Stopflexing.Ican'tstretchanymore.你做得到老皮Youcandoit,Jake.伸长把它绑起来Stretch.Wraphimupmore.来吧宝贝C,mon,baby.老皮万岁Jake.Yeah.泥巨人解决了各位Golem.Takencareof.Dudes.老皮你太棒了Jake.You'reamazing.老皮你不能再拉你的身体了Jake,youneed.totakeiteasyonthestretching,man.什么？不行老皮你可以继续的Wha.No,Jake,youcankeepgoin,man.大家说是不是拜托老皮你可以的Right,guys?C,mon,Jake.Youcango.老皮Jake.好吧走吧阿宝Allright.C'mon,Finn.拉皮火车要出发前往下一站了thisstretchytrainisleavin'thestation.Choochoo.我一定要继续拉JustgottakeepStretchin'.是啊停Yeah.Wait.Stop,Jake.一你听到了吗？一没有Youhearthat?-No.这地方真的超诡异Thisplaceisweirdingmeout.眼睛睁大点注意陷阱和坏蛋Keepyoureyesopenfortrapsandjunk.你看那个Checkthatout.太夸张这是你老兄Snap,that,syou,dude.兄弟小心点Hey,man,watchit那是我的肚子Ithinkthat'smynerp,但是被拉变形了but,like,superstretchedout.住手阿宝Stop,man.痛Nerp.我的天啊Oh,mygrob.别担心我It,sokay.热狗百毒不侵Hotdogsareimmunetopoison.超恶一让我来Sick.-1gotit.老皮Jake.我很好老兄mgood,man.你们刚担心的不过是小蝎子It'sthesmallscorpionsyougottaworryabout.又好像是蛇？Oristhatjustwithsnakes?不是等等毒液发作了Nope.Wait,poison'skickin'in.不要老皮撑着点No,Jake.No!Comeon.Hanginthere,Jake.撑过疼痛让我们愿望成真Workthroughpain.Let,sgetwishes.愿望Wishes.-Wishes.好啦上车了我们走Allright,youguys,hopon.Letsdoit.我觉得这样不太好老皮Idon'tthinkthisisagoodidea,man.我没事兄弟我们马上就会得到战象mfine,brother.We'llhavethatwarelephantinnotime.好吧Okay.看来是最后的拼图1.ookslikethefinalpuzzle.你可以拉上去吗老皮？Youthinkyoucanstretchupthere,buddy?-可以一妈呀老皮你还好吧Yes.-Whoa.Jake,youokay?还好我只是没办法眨眼Yeah.Ijustcan'tclosemyeyeslids.太紧绷rTootight.够了太夸张了不再前进我们回家Okay,dude,thisistoofar.Nomoremaze,we'regoin'home.好我越来越薄了Yeah.mfeelin,alittlethin.别停撑到最撑撑下去Don'tstop.Takeittomax.Maxit.你拉得很好Youstretchgood.老皮Jake.好吧Allright.老皮不行你会受伤的Jake,no.You'regonnagethurt.一不行再努力点强壮点一继续拉No.Goharder.-Gostronger.Keepstretching.一我冲了一老皮不要mgoin'forit.-Jake,no.老皮)ake.-Yeah,Jake.完成Done.让愿望成真的生物Thatmustbethewishes.猫咪Kitty.你做到了现在我们可以许愿要Youdidit,man.Nowwecangowishforour.古代灵异双头战象Ancientpsychictandemwarelephant.现在走路要小心一点Gottamovecarefully.我的内脏摔太长了像纸一样薄Myinternalorgansaresuperstretched.Paperthin.我超爱猫咪Ilovekitties.一啥？一对不起Wha?-1amsorry.老皮Jake!我的内脏都被砸烂了Myinsidesareal
