AdventureTimewithFinnandJake《探险活宝（2010）》第一季第二十一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
#朋友们一起来#AdventuretimeComeon,grabyourfriends#探险活宝我们最爱#We'llgotoverydistantlands#老皮耍酷阿宝耍呆#WithJaketheDogAndFinntheHuman#在这里永远欢乐精彩#ThefunwillneverendIt'sadventuretime#恶霸阿绿安全巡逻Safety.Patrol.安全巡逻Safety.Patrol.安全巡逻安全Safetypatrol.Safety.我们没有穿制♥服♥吗?Werewenotwearingtheuniforms?来吧我们继续寻找危险Comeon,let'skeeplookin'forhazards.一小心一什么老弟？1.ookout.-Whatisit,dude?小声一点看那边Shushers,man.Lookthere.看起来像是个普通的小镇Justlookslikeanordinarylittletown,man.对Yeah.普通得令人起疑Suspiciouslyordinary.是房♥子人1.ittlehousepeople.或许真的很普通吧Maybeitisjustregularordinary,不是邪恶的普通notsinisterordinary.不对等等青草妖怪Oh,no,wait.Grassogre.小鸡拿你当快递充订“蛋”Hey,chicken,you'retravelin'egg-spress!是讨厌的青草妖怪It'sanobnoxiousgrassogre.懂我笑话吧？Yougetmyjoke,right?小心你这笨蛋Carefubyouoaf.那些鸡是租的Thosechickensarerentals.我们玩得可开心了We'rehavin,somuchfun,huh?!把鸡放FDropthatchicken.你被捕了You'reunderarrest.银行监狱很好Good.进去小牢房♥吧Nowgetinyourtinycell.妖怪不要伤害可爱的小房♥子Hey,ogre.Stophazingthesecutelittlehouses.没错大混♥蛋♥Yeah,jerkball!我叫做阿绿傻瓜MynameisDonny.Idiot抱歉我只想引起你的注意Sorry,Iwasjusttryingtogetyourattention.你算怎么样的房♥子?Whatkindahousesareyousupposedtobe?笨蛋蠢房♥子Stupi.adumbhouse?这坨肉是怎样And,what'swithyourjowl?我要再来霸凌这些房♥子mgonnamesswiththesehousiessomemore.不可以Never!你想要摔角吗？Soyouwannawrestle,huh?我知道一招忍♥术可以逃脱锁喉功'CauseIknowlikethisninjamovetogetouttathislockinstantly.好首先要Okay.NowfirstI.你做错了Hey.You'redoin'itwrong.不要作弊了Stopcheatin'.你才错了一什么意思？You'redoin'itwrong.-Whatdoyoumean?要先把右肩向前转First,yourollyourrightshoulderforward.一像这样？一对1.ikethis?-Yeah.然后我会像这样反击butthenIcounteritbydoin'this.休息一下吧Youneedtotakeabreak?不用No.如果你需要我们就休息Butifyouneedto,wecanstop.你好弱Youbaby.我刚没注意你赢了吗？Izonedoutthereforabit.Didyawin?没有休息一下Naw,justtakin,five.他挺厉害的Donny'sprettygood.一对吧你也不错啦一谢了老兄Yeah?Well,you'reokaytoo.-Thanks,man.对阿呆来说Foracompleteidiot.够r不要在那里耍嘴皮子Donald.Quitallthisjerkynonsense.除非你想被森林王子戳伤Unlessyouwanttogetgoredbyaforestprince.我只是开玩笑Iwasjustkiddingaround.是你自己太超过了Butthenyoutookittoofar.你们才是恶即Youguysaretherealjerks.这家伙真是个怪人Donnyisonemixed-updude.他只是跟我一样爱逞强Nah,he'sjustroughandtumble.Likeme.其实他可能很敏感Butdeepdown,he'sprobablyreallysensitive.一就像我一你也是个怪人1.ikeme.-You,reamixed-updudetoo.一阿绿一怎样？Hey,Donny?-What?我在想你既然很会摔角Iwasthinkin,thatsinceyou'reaprettygoodwrestler.想不想跟我和老皮这样的小坏坏一起玩maybeyou'dwannahangoutwithacoupleofrascalsIikemeandJake.什么？What?不知道Idon'tknow.跟这些房♥子人混挺好的Messin'withthesehousiesisprettyfun.你有更好玩的？Yougotsomethingbetter?这样真的好吗？Yousurethisisagoodidea?如果你到树屋来Ifyoucometothetreefort.我们有电动还有举果汁wegotvideogamesandapplejuice.真的我是说好啊Really.Imean,fine.如果你不会哭的话Ifitkeepsyoufromcrying.阿绿的问题是他被大家排挤就像我Donny'sproblemisthathe'streatedasanoutsider.Likeme.你才没有被排挤Youarenotanoutsider.你都穿蓝色小短裤rYouwearcutelittleblueshorts.我很复杂的Iamcomplicated.这树屋也没什么Thisfortisn'tsogreat.比不上我将要盖的房♥子Notascoolasthefortmgonnabuild.一这张椅子是我的一阿绿你该玩虫虫战Icallthischair.-Hey,Donny.Youshouldplaybugbattle.拜托可以穿条裤子吗And,hey,canyouputonsomepants?你才要穿裤子Youputonsomepants.我有穿裤子Ihavepants.是蜘蛛丝的蜘蛛精织的Spunfromspiderwebs.Bypixies.好了那是你Okay.There'syou.小心虫虫来了Andherecomethebugs.对那些人会捉你Oh,yeah,thoseguyswillgetya.这游戏作弊Thisgamecheats.这样很没品喔Notcool,dude.喝苹果汁心情就会变好Havemoreapplejuice.ItalwaysmakesmefeelbetterwhenI.阿绿别这么惹人厌Donny,quitbeingajerk.怎样我怎样了？What?What'dIdo?阿宝这恐怕行不通Finn,Idon'tthinkthisisgonnawork.我是一个没有情绪的机器Iamincapableofemotion但你真的惹毛我了butyouaremakingmechaffed.大家都莫名其妙的生我的气Everybody'sgettin'madatmefornothin*.你必须想想你的行为会影响到别人Youhavetothinkabouthowyouractionsmakeotherpeoplefeel.我完全不懂1don'tunderstandatall.一教他唱那一首同理心之歌♥-好来TeachhimthatlittleempathysongItaughtyou.-Okay,yeah.#同理心同理心#Empathy,empathy#在我的立场想一想#Putyourselfintheplaceofme#换你了Yourturn.#同理心同理心#Empathy,empathy#在我的立#Putyourself.#这就像是我把鸡挤出鸡蛋Soit'slikewhenIsqueezeeggsouttachickens.也应该让他们从我身上挤蛋Ishouldletthemsqueezeeggsouttametoo.差不多啦Kindaright.有人需要帮忙Someoneneedsourhelp.老皮你留下来教好他Jake,youstayhereandtrytofixhim.我去解决不知名可能致命的紧急事件whileIdealwithanunknown,possiblydeadlyemergency.老弟我跟你换啦Dude,trademejobs.老皮有人打坏了,整个客厅Jake.Somebodybrokeyour.entirelivingroom.快装死吧Quick.Actabandoned.不准再欺负房♥地♥产♥Handsoffthehousingmarket.快退后Backpack.狼人比妖怪还糟Werewolves.Muchworsethanogres.请你遵守法律Stop,inthenameofthelaw.有什么地方可以关住它吗？IstheresomewhereIcantrapthatthing?我们有个动物园Well,wehadazoo,但它搬回东部了因为那边有个老井buthemovedbackeast.'Course,there,salwaystheoldwell.我才不老mnotold.太好了Perfect.好好反省一下Siambaminacan.还有狼人？Anotherwerewolf.这到底是怎么回事What'supwiththistown?银行先生你还好吗？Mr.Bank,areyouallright?我没事儿没事儿Oh,it'sfine.我的资产都有保险Allmyassetsareinsured.失陪了我要去修补裂缝Pardon.Ihaveto
