Regular Show《日常工作（2010）》第一季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
他是我兄弟传给我同学Dude!mopen!mopen,dude!长传阿天Golong,dude.达阵Touchdown!垃圾Suckfaces!两位不要再乱了Hey,youtwo.Quitfoolin'around.我们要开紧急会议We'rehavinganemergencymeeting.什么？Aw,what?快给我出来Outside.Now.听好了我有一个坏消息Allright,everyone.Igotsomebadnews.青黏公园要被杳账了Theparkisbeingaudited.棒棒伯居然拿棒棒糖去缴税Popstriedtopaytheparks'taxeswithlollipops.一真是的一不会吧Aw,man.-No.可是人家给他们很多根ButIgavethemmorethanenough.我们讨论过了棒棒伯Wealreadywentoverthis,Pops.缴税要川钱不能用棒棒糖Youpaytaxeswithmoney.Notlollipops.有那么严重吗？What,sthebigdeal?讲得好像查账很恐怖It,snotlikeanauditisabadthing.就是非常恐怖阿天Itisabadthing,Rigby!要是搞砸了政♥府♥会没收这一切Ifwedon'ttakecareofthis,thegovernmenttakesourStuffaway.一不要一不可以Oh,no!-Can,t!好我们要在三点前阻止查账Okay,Weonlyhave,tilthreetostoptheaudit.哪位知道有谁可以救我们？Doesanyoneknowsomeonewhocanhelpus?谁都无所谓Anybody.Anybodyatall.我知道谁能救我们Iknowsomeonewhocanhelp.你敢说你妈我就开除你Ifyousayyourmom,you'refired.就是我妈Mymom!一出去一这句话值得Getout!-Itwasworthit!有个高手暗Weknowsomeone.是吗？Wedo?不可以No!Noway!认识高手就快点告诉我What?Ifyouknowsomebody.you'vegottotellme.阿天有个弟弟Rigbyhasabrother.他是个会计师Andhe'sanaccountant.闭嘴Shutup!阿天你跟弟弟有什么仇？Dude,whatdoyouhaveagainstDon?生日快乐阿天同学看我吹蜡烛Guys.Watchmeblowoutthecandle,guys.阿天生日快乐大哥Hey,Rigby.Happybirthday,bro.我叫你待在地下室Itoldyoutostayinthebasement!不好意思阿天Sorry,Rigby.我只是想给你来个生日抱抱Ijustwantedtogiveyousomebirthdaysugar.我不要生日抱抱Idon'twantyourstupidsugar!阿地我来给你抱抱llgiveyousomesugar,Don.我也要Yeah.Metoo.不准去Don'tyoudare.我只是想给个抱抱阿天mjustgettingsomesugar,dude.而且阿地很酷Besides,Doniscool.阿地你最棒了You'rethebest,Don.派对有了阿地就超好玩Yeah,Donreallymadethatparty.一打给你弟弟一不要Callyourbrother.-No.一打给你弟弟一不要他很讨厌Callyourbrother!-No!Ihatehim!好那就给鸟哥来打Fine.Mordecai,youcallhim.不准打Youbetternot!阿天他可以救我们Dude,hecouldsavethepark.鸟哥他会害惨我Dude,hecouldruinmylife.你叫他来我就叫他回去Ifhecomes,mgonnatellhimtoleave.不准敢对弟弟不好就会丢饭碗No,youwon,t.Youbenicetoyourbrotheroryou'refired!打给他Callhim.阿天撑到他阻止查账就好了Dude,justbecooluntilhestopstheaudit.你们这卜汰错特错了Youguysaremakingabigmistake.不准你乱搞一通阿天Don'truinthisforus,Rigby.他长得好像阿天HelooksjustlikeRigby.有人叫会计师外送吗？Didsomebodyorderanaccountant?感谢你临时过来Thankyousomuchforcomingonsuchshortnotice.我是班森mBenson.班森给我个抱抱Benson,givemesomesugar.幸会Nicetomeetya.这是谁啊？一我是棒棒伯Hey.Who'sthisguy?-mPops.棒棒伯来个抱抱Pops,gimmesomesugar.我是阿地幸会Don,goodtomeetya.看看这个抱抱王给我过来1.ookatthissugarshack.Comehere,guy.都快一辈子不见了Ihaven'tseenyouinforever.是啊好久不见了Yeah,Iknow.It'sbeenforever.阿天Rigby.给我个抱抱大哥Gimmesomesugar,bro.你要算账就赶快去算Don'tyouhavetaxiestodo?Whydon'tyougettoit?他每次都超爱抱抱Hewasalwaysgreedywiththesugar.你最好快点从我的生命里消失Ican'twaitforyoutogetoutofmylife.大哥什么？What,bro?你给我闭嘴Youkeepyourmouthshut.没事Nothing.然后我就说SothenIsaid.你不是会计师你是慢计师"You'renotanaccountant,you,reanaccountcan,t.人家都不知道做会计师这么好玩Ididn'trealizeaccountingcouldbesofascinating.我很幸运能做♥爱♥做的作mjustluckyIgettodowhatIlove.我很幸运能做♥爱♥做的工作"mjustluckyIgettodowhatIlove."阿天抱抱Rigbone!Sugar?你不是要算账吗？Shouldn'tyoubefixingtheaugit?你是说做账吧？Youmeantheaudit?不要纠正我我很清楚Don'tcorrectme!Iknowwhatitis!好别那么激动大哥Whoathere.msensingsometension,bro.大家都辛苦了应该休息一下Ithinkit'stimewealltakeawell-deservedbreak.鸟哥长传Mordo,golong!我来了Igotit!鸟哥玩得开心吗？Hello,Mordo.Enjoyingyourgame?还不错把球给我好吗？Sure,dude.Canyoupasstheball?一阿天一他根本没在算账Rigby!-He'snotevendoingthedebit!那是做账It'saudit.阿天对亲弟弟好一点吧Rigby,whydon,tyoujusttrybeingnicetoyourbrother.其实他满醋的He'sactuallyprettycool.一你不知道他这个人一鸟哥你还要玩吗？Youdon'tgetit!He.-Hey,Mordo!Weplaying,orwhat?好来了Yeah.Coming!快搞定了还有几分钟的空档Ijustaboutgotthis.Withafewminutestospare.阿天Rigbone!拯救公园前先来个抱抱吧How'boutalittlepre-saving-the-parksugar?预祝救援任务成功Yaknow,foralmostbeingdonesavingthepark.不要No!我们是怎么了？What'sgoingonwithus?你从来不给我抱抱Younevergivemesomesugar.一我做错什么？一你不该出生DidIdosomething?-Yeah,youwereborn.好伤人我只能走了That'sheavy.Igottagetouttahere.不要走阿地Dude.No,wait.Don!对不起我要msorry.Ijust.一定要走入了gottagetouttahere.你搞什么他就快弄完了Dude.Whatareyoudoing?Hewasalmostdone!他算哪根葱He,snotsocool.我自己也可以搞定Icanfinishthisupmyself.好了Okay.是或否救命鸟哥Mordecai,help!你做了什么？Whatdidyoudo?我不知道Idon'tknow!太莫名其妙了吧Thisdoesn'tmakeanysense.糟糕No!阿地我们带了蛋糕来Don.Webroughtyouacake.快三点了你挡得卜查账吗？It'salmostthree.Wereyouabletostoptheaudit?快搞定了班森Almostdone,Bensonbone.要怎么传出去？HowdoIsendthisthing?不行去叫你弟回来No,dude,callyourbrotherback.不要我恨他No!Ihatehim!不能传出去No!Don,t!Don'tsentit!Don't!一就是要我要按钮送出了一不能传Yes!Mustpresssend!-Don'tsentit!一惨了一迟交开始查账Crud!-Youarelate.Beginaudit.查账中谢谢阿地一天啊一阿地呢？Ohmy!-Where'sDon?阿地等等Don!Wait!怎么回事？Whathappened?阿天搞砸了Rigbyblewit!他不给阿地抱抱Hewouldn'tgiveDonsugar.什么快去给他抱抱What?Gogivehimsomesugar!不可能Never!阿天Rigby!Rigby!阿天Rigby!阿天现在不在家Rigby'snothererightnow.你不要这么自私Quitbeingsoselfish!青黏公园快要消失了Theparkisdisappearing!现在只能靠你
