Futurama《飞出个未来（1999）》第八季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
（我们警告过你了,但你不听!）（吃吧!单身狗粮）（现推出口味!）（老妈牌老式机器人润滑油）（集体催眠时间）（单身狗粮）（老妈牌友善机器人公♥司♥）（机器人臂公♥寓♥）弗莱,你一定要制♥造♥噪音吗？Fry,doyouhavetomakesucharacket?那是什么新玩意儿？这叫扫把,班德Whatisthatcontraption7It,sabroom.Bender.今天是大日子我想为了莉拉把这地方打扫干净Today'sabigday,andIwanttheplacetolookniceforLeela.就像昔日伦敦美好的黑雪Ah,justliketheloverlyblacksnowofoldLondon.（旧福传,麦芽酒）在莉拉来这里批判我们放纵的单身生活方式之前Hey,beforeLeelashowsupandjudgesourswingin'bachelorlifestyle,我们应该来最后一场高丽菜大战我准备一箱烂高丽菜！Weshouldhaveonelastcabbagefight.1gotacrateofreallyrottenones.（烂菜大叔的晒卜高丽菜）我不知道Ah,Idon'tknow.现在莉拉要搬进来,我想让她看到.NowthatLeela'smovingin,I-IkindawannashowherI听我说完,我想让她看到1.etmefinish!Iwannashowher-让她看到看到我想.Showher-Show-1wanna-真是够nAlright,that'sit.（思乐零）喂,那是我要用来放高丽菜的瓶子！Hey,that'sthevaseIkeepmycabbagesin!这里比我上次来时干净多了Wow,it'ssomuchcleanerthanthelasttimeIwashere.莉拉!进来1.eela!Comein!欢迎来到你的新家Welcometoyournewhome.是我们的新家Ournewhome.我该把我的东西放在哪里？我没看到衣橱WhereshouldIputmythings?!don'tseeadresser.批判开始了！Ohho!Letthejudgmentingbegin.你有衣架吗？Doyouhaveanyhangers?我可以把我的东西放在这小壁橱Icanputmythingsinthistinycloset.那小壁橱是我的房♥间！Thattinyclosetismyroom!而且我们没有衣架但我们可以从妈马逊订购一些Also,wedon'thaveanyhangers.ButwecanordersomefromMomazon.对,他们有所有稍微拼错字的名牌Ohyeah.Theyhaveallthetopslightlymisspelledbrands.衣架,我买♥♥五个Aha.Hangers.llgetfive.不,慢着,买♥♥一千个免运费Nowait!There'sfreeshippingonathousand.送货真迅速Wow.Fastdelivery.我们也买♥♥个鞋架吧这样就不会把泥巴带进屋子里1.et'salsogetashoecaddysowedon'ttrackmudintotheroom.对,不能让高丽菜沾到泥巴Right.Don'twannagetmudonthecabbages.喂!又不是只有你住在这里！Hey!Youaren'ttheonlyoneswholivehere!那么,欢迎来到沙发,夫人So,uh,welcometothesofa,m,lady.班德,你能不能给我们一点隐私？Uh,Bender7Couldyoupleasegiveusalittleprivacy?我可以接受暗示Icantakeahint!但我无法接受的是直接要求ButwhatIcan'ttakeisastraightforwardrequest最好别让我隔着墙还听到声音！AndIbetternothearanythingthroughthewall!（行星快递）大家早安Goodmorning,everyone.想知道我为什么哭吗？我来告诉你们为什么！Youwannaknowwhymcrying?!'!tellyouwhy!终于要说了Herewego.弗莱和我本来过得好好的Fryandme?Wehadeverything!一起玩高丽菜大战之类的Cabbagefights.Everything.但现在我就像原本是两个轮子的Butnow,mlikethethirdwheelonatricycle三轮车的第三个轮子thatusedtohavetwowheels!那叫自行车-你就是自行车！That'sabicycle.-You'reabicycle!好的,公♥司♥十分关心你在这里插入的问题Yes,yes,thecompanycaresdeeplyaboutyourinsertproblemhere.不过同时,我们正被妈马逊挤出市场Butmeanwhile,we'rebeingdrivenoutOfbusinessbyMomazon!（总出货量）我们无法跟他们的免运竞争Wecan'tcompetewiththeirfreedeliveries.我们连这种一次性教杆也几乎买♥♥不起Wecanbarelyevenaffordthesesingle-usepointin'sticks!幸好我们今天还有运送粪肥到月球的工作It,sjustluckywegotajobtodaydeliveringsomecraptothemoon.哪种粪肥？Whatkindofcrap?牛粪Bull.（月球应该东山再起）别挡路,秀恩爱的情侣！Outtamyway,lovebirds!（烂菜大叔的晒干粪肥）讨厌,弗莱和莉拉的恋情！Damnyou,FryandLeela'srelationship!感谢您使用行星快递ThankyouforusingPlanetExpress.我们知道你有更便宜更快速、更好的选择Weknowyouhavecheaper,faster,betteroptions.你是说妈马逊？YoumeanMomazon?我讨厌那个超级邪恶的企业集团Ihatethatwicked,wickedconglomerate.他们的仓库正在破坏月球的自然丑态Theirwarehouseisruiningthemoon'snaturalugliness.妈马逊的仓库在月球上？Momazon,swarehouseisonthemoon?我看到了Oh,nowIseeit乡亲们今晚要开会以组织一场没用的示♥威♥抗♥议♥Folksesaremeetin,tonighttoorganizeafutileprotest.你们若想加入,一定可以自然融入Ifyou'dcaretojoinus,y'all'dfitinrightnatural一群缺牙的乡巴佬witharoomfulloftoothlessrubes.这是我们的荣幸We'dbehonored.我们会有三百人,共18颗牙齿There'llbe300ofusand18teeth.（欢迎光临艾德林峡谷）（地球之光）（月球厅）（骚动进行中）我告诉你们,那座仓库不断扩张Itellya,thatwarehousejustkeepsgittin'biggerandbigger.我的农场要是完蛋了我那三个机器人女儿怎么办？Whataremythreerobotdaughtersgonnadoifmyfarmgoesbust?别担心,爸我们已经在仓库应征到工作了Don'tworry,Pa!Wedonetookjobsinthewarehouse!你一直是很棒的爸爸You'vebeenanamazingdad.不知道她是怎公进来的Huh.Notquitesurehowshegotinhere.总之,我们还有最后一位发言者Anyhoo,wedohaveonelastspeaker是妈马逊公♥司♥的支持者infavoroftheMomazoncorporation.你叫什么名字?女士What'syourname,ma'am?大部分人就叫我老妈MostfolksjustcallmeMom.我只是想说我十分荣幸IjustwantedtosayhowhonoredIam能让妈马逊物流中心成为这个社区的一分子thattheMomazonfulfillmentcenterisapartofthiscommunity.你何不下地狱,去成为地狱的一分子？Whydon'tyougotohellandbeapartofthatcommunity?对！right!我了解新事物会让人害怕1understandnewthingscanbescary,但你们知道什么总是能让我感觉更好吗？butyouknowwhatalwaysmakesmefeelbetter?赔偿金Financialremuneration.那就是贿赂That'sjustabribe.是吗?听她说完Itis?Hearherout!这是智慧居家助理Thisisasmarthomeassistant.总是倾听、总是关照Alwayslistening.Alwayswatching.但也能尊重你们的隐私Butalsorespectingyourprivacy因为隐私优先becauseprivacycomesfirst.我们称之为“茵荽莎”WecallitInvasa.你好,请问你要订购什么？Hello.Whatwouldyouliketoorder?茵蔓莎,我要替这屋子里的每个人订购一个茵蔓莎Invasa,IwouldliketoorderanInvasaforeveryoneinthisroom.唉呀,我永远没办法对给我免费东西的人生气Goshdarnit,Inevercouldstaymadatnoonewhatgivesmefreestuff.妈马逊的价格确实很实惠Momazondoeshavegreatprices,但我听说那仓库里的状况.butveheardconditionsinthatwarehouse.I-Imean,他们送货是真的很快,但theydeliverreallyfast,but那座仓库有超级恐怖的隐患Thatwarehouseishidingnightmaresbeyondhorror.但我喜欢他们的退货条款1.ovethereturnpolicythough.你们在我的仓库什么都找不到Youwon,tfindanythingatallinmywarehous
