So Help Me Todd《帮帮我托德（2022）》第二季第七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
前情提要PreviouslyonSoHelpMeTodd.艾莉森妈迪克MARGARET:Allison!Mom?Dick?帕蒂是你吗DICK:Patty,isthatyou?你认识我阿姨Youknowmyaunt?我配得上高级助理的职位Iamdeservingofseniorassociate.我很想给你升职Iwouldlikenothingmorethantogiveyouthatpromotion,但现在不是时候butnowisnotthetime.律所要完了Thefirmisgoingunder.欢迎来到幕后世界MERRITT:Welcometotheworldbehindthecurtain.方砖系统弗丁要装的It,saCube-Brick.Foldingwantedit.弗丁当然想装OfcourseFoldingwantedit.用来看着我们的吧Probablytospyonus.利姐妹来了MERRITT:The1.eesistersareonboard,但它只能持续六个月我们还没有走出困境梅里特弗丁梅里特弗丁WOMAN1:MerrittFolding?MAN1:MerrittFolding.梅里特弗丁梅里特弗丁WOMAN2:MerrittFolding?MAN2:MerrittFolding.跳进浴缸JJUmPintheshower?血液开始沸腾JAndthebloodstartspumping?街上车水马龙JOutonthestreets/开始变得拥挤JThetrafficstartsjumping?像我一样的人们开始JForfolkslikemeonthejob?朝九晚五的工作jFromninetofive朝九晚五JvWorkingninetofive/为了养家糊口JWhatawaytomakealiving.?莱特女士莱特女士我有几个还没改呢Ms.Wright.Ms.Wright,Ihaveseveral.Wrong.我现在没空刘易斯但我已经发了三封邮件了Ican'trightnow,1.ewis.-Butvesentyouthreeemails.我们的办公用品供应商要涨价了Ourofficesupplyvendorisraisingtheirrates.我知道了我不能继续置之不理了Iamaware.-1can'tkeeppushingthemoff.那就再拖一段时间就像我对你的邮件那样Well,pushalittlebitlonger,likeIdidwithyouremails.玛格丽特我还是需要你看一下这些人事投诉Margaret,IstillneedyoutoreviewtheseH.R.complaints.好吧还要签了这些支票0-Okay.E1.1.EN:Andsignthesechecks.我先来的我的最紧急Iwasherefirst.-Mineisurgent.我昨天在女卫生间露营了一整天Icampedoutalldayyesterdayinthewomen,sbathroom就为了等着和她说上真的吗waitingtotalktoher.-Youdid?别再那么做了Mm-hmm.Stopdoingthat.工资维护和保管Payroll,maintenance,andcustodial.我看不见这这里Ican'tseeit.Here,here,and.如果人事部门的投诉演变成诉讼我们会破产的AnH.R.complaintcanbankruptusifitturnsintoalawsuit.不我知道不行不是不能No,Iknow.Iwon't.mnot.Ican,t.行了我知道了还有一页Allright,Igotit.Andthenonemorepage.我马上回来好了llberightback,yes.给我点时间号♥码Justgivemeaminute,okay?这怎么就不行呢Howisthisnotworking?托德Todd.Uh.把我椅子腾出来Vacatemychair,please.好你说什么不行Yeah.Howiswhatnotworking?托德的周二墨西哥卷饼Todd'sTacoTuesday.我在为我的私♥家♥侦♥探♥社打特♥价♥J♥告♥madvertisingaspecialformyP.I.services.半价外加一份美味的墨西哥卷饼早餐Halfoff,plusonedeliciousbreakfasttaco,却没有带来任何新客户andithasyieldedexactlyzeronewclients.零一个都没有Zip.Zilcho.零一个都没有Zip.Zilcho.真不敢相信人们不肯排队来吃Well,hardtobelievethatpeoplearen'tliningup免费墨西哥玉米卷早餐foronebreakfasttaco.我不该像个下水道老鼠一样TODD:Shouldn'tbewastingmytime浪费时间去找生意scouringforbusinesslikeasewerrat.而是应该像超级英雄那样跑到街上Ishouldbeoutonthestreetslikeavigilantesuperhero,赤手空拳solvingcrimes破案抓凶andcatchingmurdererswithmybarehands.破案抓凶andcatchingmurdererswithmybarehands.是你要选择自己创业的You'retheonewhomadethechoicetoopenyourownbusiness而且很幸运还有个律所可以依靠andyou,reluckyyouhavethefirmtofallbackon,如果连这样你都觉得自己无法成功andifyoufeellikeyoujustcan'tmakeagoofit,那久也许然而我却困在了两打玉米卷里thenmaybe.Instead,Iamstuckwithtwodozentacos.是时候承认自己的失败了是12打.itistimetoadmitdefeat.-Well,12dozentacos.至少我知道自己每天吃什么了GuessIknowwhatmeatingeveryday.也许这并不是你想要的一切Maybeitisn,teverythingthatyouwant.也许也许还有其它的方法获得成功Maybe-maybethere'sanotherwaytogetahead,and.你怎么了没事吧What'sgoingonwithyou?Youokay?布拉德肖集团有消息了如何HeardfromTheBradshawGroup.-And?不续签rNotreturning.不续签了Notreturning.他们和格兰杰齐斯克签约了TheysignedwithGrangerZisk.50万的预付金没了Halfamilliondollarretainer,gone.格兰杰齐斯克天这些秃鹰就是不肯走哈GrangerZisk.GoodGod,thevulturesarecircling.大家都嗅到CF&W律所要垮了IthinkeveryonecansmellCF&Wfailing,所以他们才不想要我的卷饼anditiscausingthemtoavoidmytacos.马西娅盖伊哈登我成为冠名合伙入Ididnotbecomeanamepartner不是为了被活埋在文书工作tobeburiedaliveinpaperwork人事问题andpersonnelissues和其它我无法解决的问题中andproblemsthatIcannotsolve.Ugh!我的毕生事业难道就是这个吗Isthiswhatmylife,sworkamountsto?只是抱一块巨石Justrollingagiantboulder滚上一座不可能到达的山峰upanimpossiblehilltonowhere?永远这样下去吗Forever?该死Damn.该死Damnit.我今夫只想Iwanttoaccomplish完成一件事justonethingtoday,就一件justonething.就一件justonething.解决一个问题Tosolveoneproblem.让自己更有效率Tomakemyselffeelmoreeffectiveforonce.这有那么难吗Isthattoomuchtoask?挺难的托德Itisalottoask.-Todd.我是不会让这家律所倒闭的Irefusetoletthisfirmfail.我帮忙打造了整个地方Ihelpedbuildthisentireplace,我工作这这么努力可不是为了让我的名声andIdidnotworkthishardtogetmyname.你那个“错”名Yourwrongname.我门上的“错”名Mywrongnameabovethedoorjustto.我门上的“错”名Mywrongnameabovethedoorjustto.怎样跟大船一起沉了吗Justtowhat?Godownwiththeship?还拉上几个无辜的受害者比如我弗朗西Pullingunderinnocentvictims?1.ikemeandFrancey苏珊还有赖尔可以浮起来andSusanand1.ylecanfloat.憋说了Stopit.我这就去楼卜.喝杯咖啡amgoingdownstairsforsomecoffee.我要杯拿铁Ooh,I-I'lltakealatte加什么都不加withasideof.nothing.什么都不加Sideofnothing.嗯拿铁也不急Yeah.Holdthelatte.海梅埃利泽卡拉斯莱特女士等一下Oh,Ms.Wrighwait.玛格丽特莱特女士我只需要个批复Margaret.Uh,Ms.Wright,Ijustneedonemoreapproval.抱歉你你没事吧msorry.Are.areyouokay?有事我死了No.mdead.抱歉你什么你死了对Sorry,you,rewhat?You'redead?-Yes.这个律师拒绝接我的案子Andthislawyerjustturneddownmycase.说复活不了我Saysit,simpossibletoresurrectme.我都不存在了Now,howam!supposed还怎么生活下去tolivemylifewhenIdon'texistanymore?但是但是你就你就在这啊But-butyou're-righthere.-Mm-mm.不在了吗No?你的讣告Yo
