Not Dead Yet《老娘还没死（2023）》第二季第七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
我真不敢相信我在和甜品姥姥一起IcannotbelievethatIameatingNanaSugar,scookies吃甜品姥姥做的饼干withNanaSugar.我妈妈和我曾经试过还原你的配方MymomandIusedtotrytore-createyourrecipe,但我们一直都不知道你的秘密原料是什么butWecouldneverfigureoutyoursecretingredient.亲爱的没人知道Oh,honey,nobodyevercould.酷太棒了谢丽尔TJ:Cool!That'sawesome,Cheryl.那家伙是谁Sowho'sthefella?他就是我跟你说过的那个体育记者He'sthatsportswriterIwastellingyouabout.那你为什么坐在这里跟我闹聊Well,whyareyousittingheregabbingwithme?只是他超级贴心的It,sjust,he,sthesweetestguy,对每个人都很好andhe'snicetoeveryone.不过我一般不喜欢好人Andniceistypicallynotmytype.让我告诉你亲爱的1.etmetellyousomething,honey.Mm-hmm.女人总是认为她们需要一些前卫的东西Womenalwaysthinktheyneedsomethingedgy,但没有什么比得上经典的巧克力饼干butnothingbeatsaclassicchocolatechipcookie.所以你觉得我可以和巧克力饼干在一起吗SoyouthinkIcouldbewithachocolatechipcookie?就像牛奶配饼干一样的天作之合1.ikeaglassofmilk.谢谢甜品姥姥你真是个好人Thanks,NanaSugar.You,rearealone.准备好让我发你的讣告了吗Areyoureadyformetosendoffyourobituary?一准备好了-好Iam.Okay.对了内尔秘密配方是Oh,and,Nell,thesecretingredient?是单饱和谷氨酸盐It,smono-saturatedglutamate.我不知道这里有人呢Ididn'tknowsomeonewasinhere.又是我那个每天偷新♥闻♥办♥公室It'smeagain,theguywho,sbeenstealing咖啡的家伙thenewsfloor,scoffeeeveryday.总有一天Youknow,atsomepoint,我会开始收你钱的mgonnahavetostartchargingyou.嘿我明天要给Hey,soIamcoaching办公室的垒球比赛当指导教练打KQUT新闻theofficesoftballgametomorrowagainstKQUT.我们队有卡尔梅森谢丽尔WegotCartMason,Cheryl.胜算看起来挺高很酷听起来很棒It,slookingreallygood.Cool,soundsawesome.是啊垒球很有趣我过去经常打垒球Yeah,softball'sreallyfun.Iusedtoplayalot.嘿是吗Hey.Yeah?你明天想来打球吗Doyouwanttoplaytomorrow?绝对不想Absolutelynot.好吧Okay.好吧-好吧Okay.Okay.好吧Alright.好吧再见Well.goodbye.嘿怎么Hey.What?你干什么你为什么不答应Whatiswrongwithyou?Whydidn'tyousayyes?-我以为你喜欢他呢-我高中的时候也打过Ithoughtyoulikedhim.Iusedtoplayinhighschool,不过后来我的好胜心有一点太强了andIcouldgetjust-1getalittlebitcompetitive.但那都是20年前的事了Butthatwaslike20yearsago,所以我敢肯定你已经没那么厉害了somsureyou'renoteventhatgoodanymore.-你刚刚跟我说什么好吧What'dyoujustsaytome?!Okay!你好好看看我这腿脚你知道我能跑多快吗Haveyouseenthesefeet?Doyouknowhowfast1canrun?再看看我这手臂Haveyouseenthesearms?好吧我明白你的意思了Alright.Iseeyourpoint.Mm-hmm.但是内尔他刚约你出去啊But,Nell,hejustaskedyouout.如果你没有在他关注你的五分钟内Andifyoudonotgiveaguyattention给予他关注withinfiveminutesofhimgivingyouattention,他就会生理上转移注意力hebiologicallymoveson.设太筷了-我知道我在抖音上看到的That'sfast.Iknow.IsawitonTikTok.你还在复习现代年轻人是怎么约会的吗Youstillbrushinguponhowtheyouthdatesthesedays?是的所以我来做你的恋情教练好吗Yes.WhichiswhyIwillbeyourCrushCoach,okay?我要帮你阻止垒球怪物mgonnahelpyoukeepthesoftballmonsteratbay.所以当务之急是我们得让你重回赛场Sofirstthingsfirst,wegottogetyoubackinthegame.你是对的嗯You'reright.Yes.我要告诉他我也要加入mgoingtotellhimmin.对没错加一点你自己的魅力进去-你说啥Yes!Putsomerizzonit.Comeagain?我真的不该上这么多网Ineedtostepawayfromsocialmediaforawhile.体育板块办公室的咖啡更棒Dennis:Thecoffeeonthesportsfloorisnextlevel.我们新♥闻♥办♥公室的咖啡太难喝了Ourcoffeeonthenewsfloorissonastyitisundrankable.是啊我不会喝的Yeah,mnotgonnadrinkit.嘿你明天有什么安排吗Hey,whatareyoudoingtomorrow?垒球比赛还需要一个选手Weneedonemoreplayerforthesoftballgame,我希望某人能接受邀请and1washopingsomeonewasgonnatakeit,但她没有中场表演的是谁butshedidn't.Who'sthehalftimeperformer?如果是碧昂丝我就来如果是凯蒂派里那就算了!fit'sBeyonce,min.Ifit'sKatyPerry,mout.不这只是和KQUT新闻的一场休闲比赛No,it'sjustacasualgameagainstKQUTNews.你是说KQUT新闻啊DidyousayKQUT?对怎么了Um,yes?我以前就在KQUT新闻工作IusedtoworkforKQUT.是的差点就在那里当上了空中播报员Yeah.Almosthadanon-aircareerthere.酷噢嗯应该会很酷的Oh,cool.Yes,itwould'vebeencool.本来会很酷的直到我的办公室恋情翻车Would'vebeenverycool,untilmyofficeromancesoured我的前女友在我们分手后在我背后捅我刀子andmyex-girlfriendstabbedmeinthebackafterourbreakup毁了我在直升机上直播交通实况的andruinedallofmydreamsofreportingtraffic梦想livefromthechopper.幸运的是一切都解决了Well,luckily,itallworkedout.你现在有了丈夫和孩子Youhaveahusbandandkids.他们尽力做到最好了Andtheydotheirbest.但我一直梦想着能偶遇她ButIalwaysdreamedofrunningintoher当面斥责她andtellingherofftoherface,这是个绝佳的机会andthisistheperfectopportunity.好好我加入Yes.Yes,Iamin.我需要一只连指手套一只手套llneedamitten.Aglove.好吧Yeah,okay.嗨你找我吗Hey,so,uh,youwantedtoseeme?我有个大新闻要宣布Ihaveverybignews.爱德华和我明天晚上就要进行第一次约会了EdwardandIwillbehavingourfirstdatetomorrownight,我终于感受到第一次约会的紧张感了andIofficiallyhavefirst-datejitters.哇今天对本恋情教练来说是很忙的一天Wow.ThisisaverybusydayfortheCrushCoach.好吧这个很简单Okay,well,thisoneisano-brainer.假装你已经和爱德华睡了好几个星期了JustpretendthatyouhavebeensleepingwithEdwardforweeks.因为你已经和爱德华睡了几个星期了Becauseyou'vebeensleepingwithEdwardforweeks.是的但约会要亲密得多Yes,butadateissomuchmoreintimate.萨姆我们得隔着桌子看着对方呢Sam,wehavetolookateachotherfromacrossatable.从菜单上点餐分吃一块沙拉Orderfromamenu.Splitanicebergwedge.分吃一块沙拉比那什么还亲密吗Isanicebergwedgemoreintimatethan.?萨姆我打算花一整天准备Oh,Sam,Iplanonspendingtheentiredayprepping,吹发化妆美白牙齿mm-hmm.ablowout,makeup,teethwhitening.亚莱克西斯你知道报社明天要Alexis,didyouknowthatthenewspaperisplayingKQUT和KQUT新闻打垒球吗inasoftballgametomorrow?我不知道我马上去取消比赛1didnot.I'llhaveitcanceledimmediately.取消不不不C-Canceled?No.你看我和电台的老板Yousee,vehadalongstandingrivalry莎伦达林森之间有着长♥期♥竞争withthestation,sowner,SharonDarynson.在鲁伯特默多克的白色派对上
