Ghosts《鬼屋欢乐送》第三季第七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
你好我是吉恩兴我有预定的Hello,mGeneSing.Ihaveareservation.太好了看到您预定了一晚Wonderful.Iseewehaveyouhereforonenight.是的-你们是从哪来的Yes.So,whereareyouguyscomingfrom?我们Guys?你能看见我Uh,youcanseeme?我是说你Ijustmean,uh,you和你的行李因为andyourluggage,becausehere在伍德斯通这儿我们会把行李跟人一样看待atWoodstoneMansion,wetreatyourbagslikepeople.挺好的Oh,that'snice,Iguess.我天哪Oh,my.Ooh-weel这个高帅哥是谁啊Who'sthistalldrinkofwater?夫人Ma'am.我的天哪你是个鬼Biscuitsandgravy,you'reaghost.天我的帽子怎么样Oh,myGod.How'smyhat?还是又小又丑的你闭嘴索尔Stillsmallandugly.Shutup,Thor.不好意思这位女士能看见我们吗msorry,uh,thisladycanseeus?对对她从楼梯上摔下来了Yeah,yeah,shefelldownthestairs撞到了头现在她能见鬼了andhitherheadandnowshecanseeghosts.她是个怪人但胜在态度好Sheisfreak,buthasgoodattitudeaboutit.为什么我们之前没见过你呢Howisitwe'veneverseenyoubefore?是你的产权到期了吗Didyoujustexpireontheproperty?我是个促狭鬼Iamapoltergeist.就是会黏在人身边而不是附着在一个地方的鬼Whichisaghostattachedtoapersoninsteadofaplace.不是吧Well,now.You,rekiddingme.所以基本上吉恩去哪我就去哪Basically,whereverGenegoes,Igo.吉恩是谁-萨曼我们需要点时间Who'sGene?Sam,we,regonnaneedaminute,你能拖住他一会儿吗ifyoucouldjuststallforabit.这个信♥用♥卡♥读卡器好像不好使了Thecreditcardmachinelookslikeitdidn'twork,所以我可能得soIwilljust,um,需要你填份表格needyoutofilloutthisform.我是阿尔伯塔海恩斯爵士歌♥手So,mAlbertaHaynes.Jazzsinger.谋杀受害人Murdervictim.我喜欢在月光下漫步Ienjoylongmoonlitstrolls,一直走到庄园的边界rightuptotheboundaryoftheproperty.很高兴认识你我叫锁尔亨利Pleasuretomeetyou.Thename'sSaulHenry.那个为黑人联盟打职棒的锁尔亨利吗TheSaulHenrywhousedtoplayfortheNegro1.eagues?我记得在报纸上读到过Irememberreadingaboutyou有关你的文章天哪inthepapers.Y'all,heplayedshortstop他是特拉华马蹄蟹队的游击手fortheDelawareHorseshoeCrabs.直到有一天Untiloneday,我们对阵康涅狄格圆蛤队wewereupagainsttheConnecticutQuahogs结果一个曲球打中了我的头andIwashitintheheadbyayakker.致命的一击Anditwaslightsout!可怜的老锁尔亨利Oh!Forol,SaulHenry.好了。Hereyougo.萨曼莎继续拖住Samantha,keepstalling.我们还会让Oh,wealsoask客人们填写ourcustomerstollout感谢卡oneofthesecommentcards.我还没住就填吗Beforemystay?对因为这样我们好有个基准Yeah,causethenwehaveabaselinetocompareitto跟你离开时填写的卡片做比对whenyoufilltheotheroneoutattheendofyourstay.那久黏在一个人身边是怎样的So,what'sitlikebeingattachedtoaperson?没那么差劲啦Oh,it'snotbad.吉恩是个牙医Yousee,Genehere'sadentist他喜欢环游世界wholikestotraveltheworld还拍很多漂亮的照片andtakebeautifulphotographs.但在我去过的ButofalltheexoticlocalesI'vebeento,所有充满异国情调的地方里why,you'rethemostbreathtakingsight你是我见过的最美的景色veeverseen.天我们是在内布拉斯加吗这也太粗俗了Wow,areweinNebraska?Causethatwascorny.现在知道你是如何被人打败的吧皮特Justknowwhenyou'rebeat,Peter.这是那你的钥匙Uh,here'syourkey.但在你离开之前Butbeforeyouleave,Iwouldlove我想跟你聊聊tojusttalktoyoualittlebit大厅里的木制品aboutthewoodworkhereinthelobby.我看还是算了吧Youknowwhat?mgood.谢谢我们走了Thanks.Andwe'reoff.你好好玩喔enjoyyourvisit你也是该死我说啥呢Youtoo.Damnit.WhydidIsaythat?晚点来我房♥间Ueuptomyroom一起闯杯酒吧andsmellaglassofwinelater.很好的邀请索尔会考虑一下的Isveryniceinvitation,Thorthinkaboutit.闭嘴吧我会去找你的Shutup.I1bethere.你们的婚礼快到了So,withyournuptialsfastapproaching,我们得开始敲定一些细节了we'vegottostartnailingdownsomedetails.有好多事要让萨曼莎去做呢We'vegotsomuchtotellSamanthatodo.其实我想啊给婚礼定个主题Well,Iwasactuallythinkingitmightbefun可能会很有趣tohaveathemeforthewedding.主题婚礼肯定好玩Ooh,athemecouldbefun.对对也许可以选魔法花♥园♥Yes,yes,perhapssomethinglike"enchantedgarden"或者巴黎春矢or"springtimeinParis"?实际上我想的是Mm.Actually,Iwasthinking.恐龙"dinosaurs."恐龙吗-我是说除非你们觉得有点过Dinosaurs?I-1mean,unlessit'soverdone.我承认自己并不了解Imean,Iwilladmitthatmnotuptodate最新的婚礼趋势onthelatestweddingtrends.艾萨克我喜欢你对事情充满激♥情♥Isaac,Ilovethatyouhavesuchpassions,但迷恋恐龙这事吧butthisnewdinosaurfixation-只是你的个人爱好it'sreallyjustyourhobby.而婚礼Andthewedding,well,应该是我们两个人的事itreallyshouldbeaboutbothofus.作为婚礼策划人保持公正是我的职责Asaweddingplanner,itismyjobtoremainimpartial.但是你这个想法火糟糕了However,thisideaissoterrible,我真的只能站奈杰尔了IreallymustsidewithNigel.我们的婚礼将以侏罗纪公园为上题Well,wewillbewalkingdowntheaisle没有商量的余地totheJurassicParktheme,andthatisnonnegotiable.婚礼计划的如何了How'stheplanninggoing?Ican'ttellyou我一想到要参加婚礼就激动不已howexcitedIamtoattendthiswedding.我都想好自己穿件么了Ialreadyknowexactlywhatmgonnawear.这个玩笑你已经见过了皮特You'vealreadymadethatjoke,Peter.喜剧越重复越精彩Comedygetsbetterwithrepetition.下一项议程是NIGE1.:Nextupontheagenda:我们的单身之夜ourstagdo,s.你们应该是叫Ibelieveyoucallthem单身派对吧bachelorparties.我的就在今晚Mineistonight.如果你需要指导我随时可以喔mhereifyouneedanyguidance.我知道我们不能喝醉1knowwecan'tgetdrunk或者开着加长凯迪拉克在大西洋城转悠ordrivearoundAtlanticCityinastretchEscalade,但我们还是可以开趴的燥起来butwecanstillparty.Comeon!我去大西洋城参加过一个旅行社会议IwenttoatravelagentconventioninAtlanticCity.我跟你们说吧Thebattleforroomupgradeswasintense,房♥间升级的争夺战可激烈了letmetellyou.别担心特雷弗NIGE1.:Don'tyouworry,Trevor.我们英国人知道该怎么嗨WeBritsknowhowtohavefun.所以在我的派对上我们会喝酒Whichiswhyformyparty,weshallcelebrate吃烤肉withtoasts,来表示庆祝如果气氛够狂野roasts,andifthingsgetreallywild,就来一首黄色打油诗anoff-colorlimerick.艾玛这都啥啊Oh!Thatsoundsterrible.艾萨克你肯定有更好的主意吧Isaac,pleasetellmeyouhavesomethingbetterplanned.我的将是个狂野下流的夜晚Minewi
