Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第五季第十八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

绝望的主妇前情提要Previouslyon.小偷原形毕露也许你更愿意Athiefwasconfronted.Well,maybeyou'llfeel和专家谈谈心理咨♥询♥师comfortabletalkingtoaprofessional.Apsychiatrist?给我点雪茄庆功吧卡洛斯聘用了旧情人Someonelightmeacigar.CarIoshiredaoldgirlfriend.而加布聘用了一个间谍我和卡洛斯谈过了你被雇用了AndGabyhiredaspy.ItalkedtoCarlos.You'rein!伊迪深入的发掘丈夫的过去EdiedugdeeperintoDave'spast.三年其死于车祸Killedthreeyearsago.Carcrash.那是他的妻子给我吧Thatwashiswife.Givemethatone.他们的女儿也在车祸中亡故了Theirdaughterdiedinthesamecrash.大卫的精心计划你真的觉得AndDave'smasterplan.YoureallythinkImake我对麦克来说有那么重要吗thatmuchofadifferenceinMike'slife?如果失去你Ifheeverlostyou,他会痛不欲生itwoulddestroyhim.进入了最后阶段Entereditsfinalphase.是卫林站吗Uh,hi.Isthistherangerstation?我不确定该向你们报告还是向野生动物部门报告Well,Ididn'tknowwhethertocallyouorfishandgame,我似乎看到了一些非法狩猎者but,uh,IthinkIsawsomeguysupatEmersonwoods进入了爱默生森林我很担心huntingillegally,andIgotworried因为人们经常在那里露营becauseIknowpeopleliketogocampingupthere,我不希望有人受伤andI-Isurewouldn'twantanyonetogethurt.不不没必要谢我Oh.No,noneedtothankme.我只是在尽一个公民的责任mjustdoingmypartasaconcernedcitizen.再见Byenow.大卫威廉姆斯DaveWilliams煞费苦心的策划这场戏hadbeenplanningthemurderforyears.就像其他的完美计划一样很简单Andlikeallthebestplans,itwasasimpleone.首先他带着First,hewouldguide麦克德尔非诺和凯瑟琳梅菲尔MikeDelfinoandKatherineMayfair到一个僻静的小屋toaremotecabin.次日早晨当这对情侣出发去徒步时Thenextmorning,he'dpretendtobeasleep他继续装睡asthetwoloverslefttogohiking.然后大卫拿起事先小心藏好的枪Davewouldthengrabthegunhe'dcarefullyhidden.开始追踪他的猎物Andstarttofollowhisquarry.他耐心的等待He'dwaituntilthetwohadpausedforamoment直到他们停下歇息tocatchtheirbreaths.他便扣动扳机Andthenhe'dpullthetrigger.让这个杀害他妻子的男人心痛欲绝Breakingtheheartofthemanwhohadkilledhiswife.当护林人抵达Whentherangersarrived,他们会提及事前有人举报过的偷猎者theywouldmentionthereportsofillegalhuntersinthearea.大卫就会开车和麦克一起回家AndDavewoulddriveMikebackhome,同时享受着麦克所受的折磨allthewhileenjoyinghispain.是的Yes,大卫威廉姆斯策划了这个简单的计划DaveWilliamshadcomeupwithaverysimpleplan.但他将会发现Ugh!Butashewasabouttodiscover.你还没有把这份报道传真给伊迪威廉姆斯吗HaveyoufaxedthisclippingtoEdieWilliamsyet?马上就传Um,doingitrightnow.策划杀人Thereisnothingsimple.并不是简单的事Aboutmurder.美景镇居民一男子被控意外事故中死亡两人11生活中充满了恶意的震惊1.ifeisfullofnastyshocks.一些扰人的意外扰乱人体系统Unpleasantsurprisesthatjoltoursystems.一些会吓得心跳漏了一拍Andcauseourheartstoskipabeat.而且这样的震惊Andtheseshocksalwaysoccur.苏珊嗨卡尔Susan?Hey,Karl.往往是不速之客Whenweleastexpectthem.卡尔Karl.你怎么在这里Whatareyoudoinghere?我刚为埃文报名Well,1justenrolledEvan.我原本还担心Wow.AndIwasworried我们永远再也见不到了呢thatwe'dbeoutofeachother,slivesforever.真是走运啊Mm,lucky,lucky.你怎么会在这里呢我是这里的艺术老师Whatareyoudoinghere?Iamanartteacher.是吗其他人知道吗Really?Dotheyknowthat?我忽略你的话和埃文聊天AndnowmignoringyouandmovingontoEvan.你好埃文Hello,Evan.埃文这是苏珊Evan,thisisSusan.是朱莉姐姐的妈妈She'syoursisterJulie'smother.我们以前结过婚那时她还很年轻哦Weusedtobemarried.Shewasalotyoungerthen.埃文你先进教室吧Evan,whydon'tyouheadintotheclassroom?我需要和你♥爸♥爸谈谈Ineedtotalktoyourdaddy,可能会用上些成人用语and1mayneedtousesomegrown-upwords.好吧可爱的苏苏什么事Okay,Susieq.,what'swrong?少扣一个扣子也迷不倒我的Getitoffthatchestyouwouldn'tletmeenhance.挺好了本来在走廊1.isten,it'sbadenough偶遇前夫已经够糟了thatvegotoneex-husbandrunningaroundthehalls.我可不希望同事和孩子的父母知道1don'tneedthefacultyandtheparents我有两个前夫knowingthatIhavetwo.对我们以前的事情只字不许提Sonotawordaboutushavingbeenmarried.别再说俏皮话别再叫可爱的苏苏Nomorewisecracks.NoSusieq's.叫我苏珊老师艺术老师IammissSusan,artteacher.是的苏珊老师Yes,missSusan.下课后能不能拍拍你的“橡皮擦”CanIbangyourerasersafterclass?卡尔我说真的别和我胡闹Karl,mserious.Don'tmesswithme.我手里有教鞭而且我会用Ihaveayardstick,andmnotafraidtouseit原本为莫里森的合同做的报告We'regonnabemakingapresentation现在必须提前进行fortheMorrisoncontractsoonerthanweplanned.有很多家公♥司♥都在虎视眈眈Therearealotoffirmsgunningforthis,该死的勒奈德别碰我的雕像and.damnit,1.ynette!Don't.don'ttouchmyfigurines.它比你现在的房♥子都值钱Theseareworthmorethanthehouseyoulivein.有什么了不起这咖啡杯也价值连城Bigdeal.Soisthiscoffeemug.好了我们休息一下用午餐Allright,weshouldbreakforlunch.不除非敲定这个合同否则午餐时间加班No.Untilthisdealcloses,weworkthroughlunch.但令人欣闻的是晚上也要加班Butasaconsolation,we'llalsobeworkingnights.晚班真的有这个必要吗Nights?Youreallythinkthat'snecessary?这是一百万美元的合同啊旨洛斯不吸引人吗Thisisa$10milliondeal,Carlos.Howbaddoyouwantit?你们都听到了晚上加班Youheardthewoman.We'reworkingnights.我晚上有点事Um,Ihaveatinyschedulingconflict.周五晚上训练我女儿的篮球队Icoachmydaughter'sbasketballteamonFridaynights.如果我周五晚上要加班Soif1could.Fridaynightsarenowworknights.如果能谈成Ifwe,resuccessful,你们得到的佣金将会相当可观thoseofyouoncommissionstandtodoverywell.这不是你们的职责吗好吧为了保住工作Andthoseofyouwhoaren't?Well,yougettokeepyourjobs,在现在的经济形势下这是唯一的收入来源which,inthiseconomy,isabonusallbyitself.好吧我们去快餐店买♥♥几个三明治Allright,let,srundowntothedeli,grabasandwich五分钟后在这里集♥合♥andmeetbackhereinfive.你You.别碰我的东西Notouching.我会知道的And,yes,I'llknow.她多幽默啊Isn'tshefun?卡洛斯Hey,Carlos.我告诉过你DidIevertellyou我跟汤姆认真的考虑过thatTomandIseriouslyconsideredyouandGaby想让你跟加布做佩妮的教父母周五晚上必须加班forpenny'sgodparents?You'renotgettingFridaynightsoff.听着我晚上也不想加班1.OOk,I