Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第五季第二十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
绝望的主妇前情提要Previouslyon.勒奈特又成了职业女性汤姆的生活倍感充实1.ynettewentbacktowork,andTomfilledhisdays.你对女性的话题很擅长谢谢You'regoodatthisgirltalkthing.Well,thanks.那你知道他偷窃的原因吗为了伤害你Doyouatleastknowwhyhesteals?Istealtohurtyou.布里尽力理解丈夫的问题Breestruggledtounderstandherhusband'sproblem,而在街道另一边whiledownthestreet,伊迪终于弄清楚了她丈夫的计划Ediefinallyfiguredoutherhusband'splan.Youmarriedme你跟我结婚就是为了接近那个害死你家人的人他从未受任何惩罚soyoucouldgetclosetothemanwhokilledyourfamily.Hewasneverpunished.啊Aah!啊Aah!瑞斯凯普是位幸存者Rosekemperwasasurvivor.从她眼神中就能看出端倪Youcouldseethatbylookingintohereyes.她亲自葬夫Shehadburiedonehusband,抚养5个孩子givenbirthtofivechildren,经历过病痛破产的折磨survivedillness,bankruptcy,甚至牙齿掉光的疼痛eventhelossofherteeth.结果就是Asaresult,瑞斯凯普无所畏惧Rosekemperwasnolongerafraidofanything.不幸的是那晚爬进她窗户里的那个男人Sadly,themanwhoclimbedintoherwindowthatnight对此一无所知wasunawareofthis.但瑞斯很乐意给他点颜色瞧瞧ButRosewasmorethanhappytoexplainittohim.滚出去快滚Getoutofhere!Justgetthehellout!我要给警♥察♥打电♥话♥你听到吗mcallingthepolice.Doyouhearme?!凯普夫人Mrs.Kemper?凯瑟琳你来这做什么Katherine!Whatareyoudoinghere?我听说你感觉不太好Oh,Iheardyouweren'tfeelingwell,所以给你带了点花soIbroughtyousomeflowers.Ohh.医生说你心脏病险些复发Thedoctorstellmeyouhadamildheartattack.他们告诉你原因了吗Didtheytellyouwhy?是死神Itwasdeath.他来找我了Hecameforme.死神去找你了Deathcameforyou?但是我用棒球棍把他赶走了ButIchasedhimoutwithmybaseballbat.而且我还狠狠打了他一顿就在脑门上Igavehimagoodwhack,too,rightontheoldnoggin.他们给你注射了多少吗♥啡♥Howmuchmorphinedotheyhaveyouon?我有个放摆设的架子YouknowthatShelfwhereIkeepmyknickknacks?他想偷走Hetriedtotakeone.死神也收集摆设Deathcollectsknickknacks.他带不走我就把另一个女人带走了Andwhenhecouldn'tgetme,hewentafterthatotherlady.那个撞到电线杆的女人Theonewhocrashed.伊迪布利特EdieBritt?是她我什么都看到了Oh,yes,andIsaweverything.死神摇摇晃晃走到街道上Deathjuststaggeredoutintothestreet,举起了手andheraisedhishands让她撞到了电线杆上andhemadeherrunintothatlightpole.凯瑟琳Katherine.你相信我说的话吧Youbelieveme,don'tyou?我从不说谎的Oh,Iwouldnevermakeanythinglikethisup.我相信你不会的Iknowyouwouldn't,sweetheart.我明天再来看你1.isten,I'llstopbytomorrow.你先休息会儿好吧Youjustgetyourrest,okay?凯瑟琳Uh,Katherine?你如果看到死神藏在大厅里Ifyouseedeathlurkinginthehall,告诉他不要到这边来youtellhimhebetternotcomearoundhere,因为我一点也不怕他'causeIamnotafraidofhim.是的瑞斯凯普什么也不怕No,Rosekemperwasnotafraidofanything.但那个闯进她家的男人Butthemanwhohadbrokenintoherhome.现在却很怕她WasnowveryafraidofRosekemper.为T掩盖真&hearts湘♥Thefactiseveryonedoesit.人们有时把垫子翻过来Sometimeswiththehelpofanoverturnedcushion.时而用大盆栽来遮蔽丑行Sometimesbymeansofalargepottedplant.或者用衬衣上的扣子来掩盖事实Othertimesusingthetopbuttonofashirt.是的人人都会掩藏些事Yes,everyonehassomething不想让好打听的人知道theywanttokeephiddenfrompryingeyes.很难相信你这伤是摔倒弄的It'shardtobelieveyougotthisbumpjustbyfalling.但一些人比别人更擅长于掩盖Butsomepeoplearebetteratcover-upsthanothers.我知道但就这么发生了Iknow,butthat'swhathappened.我出去散步被绊了一脚然后就这样了Iwentforawalk,1tripped,andIhitmyheadonthecurb.恩现在看起来好多了Okay,well,everything'slookingmuchbetter.这周末就可以出院了Iseenoreasonwhyheshouldn'tbereleasedthisweekend.真的吗这么快Really?Thatsoon?你可以下午来接他Youcanpickhimupintheafternoon.奥森你出院前我再过来看一次Orson,llcheckinonemoretimebeforeyougo.你看起来Well,youdon'tseemallthatthrilled并不怎么期盼我回家abouttheprospectofmecominghome.亲爱的我不是不想你回去Honey,Idon'tmeantobenegative.只是It'sjust.还会发生什么事What'sgonnahappen?你还会继续偷东西对我撒谎吗Willyoukeepstealingandlyingtome?我爱你但我实在受不了那些了Iloveyou,butIjustcan'tputupwiththatanymore.别担心一切都会不一样了Don'tworry.Thingsaregonnabedifferent我最近想了很多How?Well,vebeendoingalotofthinkinglately,我终于决定要快乐起来andvedecided.Finally,tobehappy.你怎么能决定这种事情Howcanyoujustdecidesomethinglikethat?听着1.ook.我生命中有些东西是不喜欢的TherearethingsthatIdon'tlikeaboutmylife,但好的东西还是很多的butthereissomuchthatisgood.我真的要冒险失去一切吗DoIreallywannarisklosingeverything?我是说如果我能决定愤怒和嫉妒的话Imean,ifIcandecidetoberesentfulandjealous,我同样也能决定快乐Icandamnwelldecidetobehappy.成为你值得去爱的老公Andbethekindofhusbandthatyoudeserve.你是说真的吗Doyoureallymeanthat?真的Ido.希望如此因为我再也受不了你撒谎了Ihopeso,becauseIjustcannottakeanymorelying.再也不会了Youwon'thaveto.我可以向你保证Icanpromiseyouthat.大卫Dave?有人吗Hello?大卫Dave?他不说话现在我开始担心了Hedidn'tanswer.Okay,nowmstartingtogetworried.我前几天把餐盘放那里了Yeah,Ileftthatcasserolethreedaysago,现在还在那andit'sstillthere.好奇怪松鼠居然没吃掉也许它们去了msurprisedthesquirrelshaven'tgottentoit.Maybetheydid.有人在周围看到死松鼠吗即使大卫想一个人待着Anybodyseenanydeadsquirrelsaroundhere?EvenifDavewantstobealone,我们也要确保他好好的我们欠伊迪的Wehavetomakesurehe'stakencareof.WeoweittoEdie.我们还是尽量让他接受我们的帮助Isaywekeepshowinguphereuntilheletsushelphim.我们要叽叽喳喳坚持不懈Weneedtobeannoyingandpersistent.我们对此比较擅长那谁过会来看看他We'regoodatthat.Sowhocancomebylaterandcheckonhim?我想来但我要工作ddoit,butmworkinglate.我一天都要在教室里待着之后还要开会mintheclassroomallday,andIhavemeetingsafter.我要准备一套晚宴我有一个园艺俱乐部的聚会Ihavearehearsaldinnertocater.Ugh,andIhaveagardenclubmeeting.你参加园艺俱乐部了You'reinagardenclub?是的刚加入的Yeah,Ijustjoined.等等不会真有园丁在这个俱乐部吧Wait.Therewoul
