Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第二季第二十三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
剧情回顾Previouslyon.她整理了行李带着孩子和小狗离开了Shepackedupthekidsandthepuppyandleft.整理什么？为什么？Packed'emup?Why?她跟踪你到了亚特兰大ShefollowedyoutoAtlanticcity.她知道你和别的女人的事糟糕的事情发展到Sheknowsaboutyourotherwoman.Thingswentfrombad.把你的手举到我看得到的地方PutyourhandswhereIcansee'em.无法收拾的地步她真太厉害了Toconsiderablyworse.Oh,man,she,sgood.看来这次的人工授精很成功1.ooksliketheinseminationwassuccessful.甚至连好消息Ohh!Andeventhegoodnews.她现在是家里最重要的人She'stheprioritynow.她是我孩子的母亲也不见得完全是好的She'sthemotherofmychild.Camewithacatch.要考虑到我家来住吗？Givenanythoughttostayingatmyplace?我想还是不要了Ithinkmgonnahavetopass.我比别人想的要来得坚强Youknow,mstrongerthanpeoplegivemecreditfor.但是有时你一旦接受了实事Butsometimesonceyouacceptthetruth.Aah!你发现你的能力我们离开这里吧Youdiscoverthatyou'recapable.1.et'sjustgetoutofhere.可能作成Ofaccomplishing.我想我需要入院观察dliketoadmitmyselfforpsychiatricobservation.我想我快要精神失常了mabouttohaveanervousbreakdown.几乎任何事情Almostanything.这就是现实生活发生在邻里之间It'safactoflifeineveryneighborhood.有人搬进来有人搬出去Peoplemoveinandpeoplemoveout.当然只有他们中只有少数人会在凌晨2点整理行李搬家Althoughveryfewofthempackupandleaveat2:00inthemorning.但这并不是贝蒂.艾波怀特一家在午夜搬家了Butitwasn'tthefirsttimethatBettyapplewhitehadtriedtoleaveinthemiddleofthenight.这已经发生过一次Ithadhappenedoncebefore.在芝加哥InChicago.在她一个儿子准备和他女友分手的那个晚上Thesamenightoneofhersonstriedtobreakupwithhisgirlfriend.一个叫梅勒尼.福斯特的年轻女孩AyoungwomannamedMelaniefoster.你在开什么玩笑你不能甩了我Areyoukidding?Youcannotdumpme.我是不会被甩的1donotgetdumped.如果这里有什么人被甩那个人也该是你Ifanyoneisgettingdumpedhere,it,syou.你想怎样都行可以了吧Howeveryouwannaspinitisfine,okay?我只要你出去我只要你出去Ijustwantout.Ijustwantout!好了马修Okay,Matthew.我想有时我是有点贱MaybeIamabitchsometimes,但是你和我这样的女孩约会还是有好处的butthereareadvantagestodatingsomeonelikeme,我想你明白我在说什么andIknowthatyouknowwhatmtalkingabout.You.梅勒尼我妈妈就在隔壁Melanie,mymotherisintheotherroom.你你疯广吗Areyoucrazy?显然在这里我们不能好好的谈谈Clearly,wecan'thaveaseriousdiscussionhere.那我们晚上在（地方）见面如何？Whydon'tyoumetmeatthelumberyardat9:00?梅勒尼什么？Melanie.Huh?我们已经结束了It'sover.只要你来了我可以比任何人更好的和你说再见Well,evenmorereasonforyoutoshowup.Noonecansaygood-byebetterthanIdo.现在正是时候Oh,it'sabouttime.卡博？你来这里干吗Caleb?Whatareyoudoinghere?马修在那里Where'sMatthew?我先来了我知道一条近路Igotherefirst.I-Iknowashortcut.马修知道你来这里吗DoesMatthewknowthatyou'rehere?不No.他他不想和你再在一起了He.hedoesn,twannabewithyouanymore.那这和你又有什么关系Whatdoesthathavetodowithyou?我想See,Ithought.也许我能成为你的男朋友Maybe.Icouldbeyourboyfriendnow.什么？What?我爱你Iloveyou.上帝啊告诉我是你认教你这么说的吧不是？Oh,god,pleasetellmesomeoneputyouuptothis.No?你不是认真的吧'Causeifyou'reserious,那太可悲了it'stoopathetic.上帝你♥他♥妈♥的在做什么God,whatthehellareyoudoing?!禹我远点Getoffofme,youfreak!梅勒尼？Melanie?是的艾波怀特离开芝加哥已经一年了Yes,ayearhadcomeandgonesincetheapplewhiteshadleftChicago,贝蒂以为这次他们还可以像上次一样在午夜偷偷的溜走andBettythoughttheycouldagainslipawayinthemiddleofthenight.一旦我们走了马蒂怎样才能找到我们呢OnceWemove,howisMattygon'findus?卡博,我想从今以后就我和你一起生活了Caleb,Ithinkit'sjustgonnabeyouandmefromnowon.不许动举起手Stop!1.etmeseeyourhands!Putyourhandsup!但是她很快发现Butasshesoondiscovered,要在邻里间偷偷溜走并不是件容易的事it'snotthateasytoslipawayinthesuburbs,因为在居民区becauseinsuburbia,一旦你的邻居知道你要离开oncetheneighborshearyou'regoing,他们都会出来theyallinsistonshowingup.和你道别Tosaygood-bye.每个人都要选择他们的人生之路Everyonemustchoosetheroadtheywilltakeinlife,但对于某些人来说andforaspecialfew,这条路是通向柴藤郡的thatroadwouldleadtoWisteria1.ane.他们都是以完全一样的发式到达这里Theyallarrivetheexactsameway.开这超载的卡车Drivingupintheiroverloadedtrucks.带着贵重的古董和美好的梦想Bringingwiththemtheirexpensiveantiquesandordinarydreams.我还记得第一次见到他们每个人的情景IrememberthefirstmomentIsaweachofthem.当苏珊梅尔第一天搬进柴藤郡的时候我就遇见她了ImetSusanMayerthedayshemovedtoWisteria1.ane.好了休息时间结束了Ah!Okay,breaktime'sover.她看上去非常的自信Sheseemedsodelightfullyconfident,我不自觉地觉得有些害怕Icouldn'thelpbutfeelintimidated.哦Ohh!哦不Oh,no!哦OhhlOhh!但这种感觉很快就消失了Thatfeelingquicklypassed.帮忙啊Oh,help!有人听到我说话了吗朱莉Cananybodyhearme?!)ulie?!我需要你帮我把门打开Ineedyoutotrytounlockthedoor.我在说什么啊她只有两岁Oh,whatamIsaying?She's2.好的你好自己解开Okay,Ineedyoutounbuckleyourself然后找个邻居但是不要穿过马路andtrytofindaneighbor.Butdon'tcrossthestreet!只是告诉邻居Justtelltheneighbor妈妈被困在一辆大卡车里了thatyourmommy'sstuckinabigtruck!天啊Oh,yes!Oh,mygod!我有一个天才宝宝Ihaveageniusbaby!你好你好Oh,hi.Hi.我只是有个平常的宝宝Ihaveanormalbaby.我是玛丽艾莉丝就住在对面mMaryAlice.1liveacrossthestreet.苏珊.梅尔非常感谢SusanMayer.Thankyousomuch.如果我的丈夫过来给我解围Um,ifmyhusbandhadtorescueme,我恐怕不知道结果会是怎样的了oh,Ijust.Iwouldhaveneverheardtheendofit.邻居就是应该相互帮忙的阿我真是笨手笨脚的Hethinksmatotalklutz.Oh,please,that'swhatneighborsarefor.欢迎来到柴藤郡Well,welcometoWisteria1.ane.当你把行李都整理好后Whenyou'refinishedunpacking,过来喝杯咖啡怎样？whydon'tyoucomeoverforacupofcoffee?哦哇！Oh,wow!我居然有邻居邀请我到她家喝咖啡Ihaveaneighborwhojustaskedmeoverforcoffee.对不起你一定认为我是个疯子msorry.Youmustthinkmalunatic.不会不会我认为你很迷人Oh,no,no,Idon,t.Ithinkyou,recharming.还有你的宝宝在我看来就是个天才Andyourbabylookslikeageniustome.哦她的确是Oh,shei
