Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第五季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
绝望的主妇前情提要Previouslyon.我们说好了顺其自然Wehadanagreementtokeepthingscasual.苏珊清楚表达了她的感受Susanmadeherfeelingsclear.我要跟其她女人好上了你不会介意吗SoifIwaswithanotherwoman,thatwouldn'tbotheryou?不不会No,itwouldn't.你在这工作Youworkhere?我对食物有研究我懂得商机mgreatwithfood.Iunderstandbusiness.布里跟奥森成了搭档BreemadeOrsonapartner.她还一直问关于我的事吗有一些Isshestillaskingyouquestionsaboutme?Afew.大卫开始设法对付凯伦麦克卢斯基AndDavetookstepstogetKarenMcCluskeyoutoftheway.你认为可以跟我耍花招吗Youthinkyoucanscrewwithme?凯伦住手Karen!Stopdoingthat.作为美景镇乡村俱乐部的一名按♥摩♥师AsamasseurfortheFairviewcountryclub,卡洛斯索利斯在让女人舒心惬意方面CarlosSolishadbecomeanexpert水平一流onhowtomakewomenhappy.他会为苏布里奇斯点上香薰蜡烛That'swhyhealwayshadscentedcandleswaitingforsueBridges.为贝琪丹尼尔播放新世纪音乐NewagemusicforBetsyDaniel.为莎伦格兰准备苹果利口酒AndappleschnappsforShannonGlenn.是的过去几年间Yes,Carloshadmadealotofwomenhappy卡洛斯让很多女人舒心惬意overtheyears.但在一个不同寻常的周三下午ButononeveryunusualWednesdayafternoon.他无意中HemadeMrs.Virginiahildebrand让维吉妮亚希尔德布兰夫人alittlehappier.有些兴奋Thanheintended.海伦说你最后一个预约取消了Helensaidyourlastreservationjustcanceled.要送你回家吗谢谢克雷太感谢rDoyouwantaridehome?Thanks,Clay.That,dbegreat.我能问你个问题吗你做按♥摩&hearts少币多久了Um.canIaskyousomething?Howlongyoubeenamasseur?14年14years.那这么多年Okay.Andinallthoseyears.你有没有不小心让一个女人Haveyoueveraccidentallygivenawoman.达到高♥潮♥高♥潮♥Anorgasm?Anorgasm?!小声点你想让我丢工作啊Keepyourvoicedown.Youwanttogetmefired?怎公能不小心让一个女人达到高♥潮♥我不清楚Howdoyouaccidentallygiveawomananorgasm?Idon'tknow.我几乎没让我女朋友达到过高♥潮♥尽管我很卖♥♥力Icanbarelygivemygirlfriendone,andItryreallyhard.我只是给她按♥摩&hearts后背而已AllIdidwastouchherback.你确定Areyousure?有些人她们身体不再敏感Someoftheseoldbroads.Theirbodiesdrop.不是所有事都是你想象中的那样Noteverything'swhereit'ssupposedtobe.我眼睛是看不见但感觉不会错Imaybeblind,butmysenseoftouchisjustfine.那也许她真的很享受这次按♥摩♥Well,thenmaybeshejustreallylikedthemassage.你得相信她在按♥摩♥床上的呻♥吟♥Youwouldn'tbelievethemoanersIgetonmytable.告诉你她兴奋地抽搐mtellingyou,herbodywasquivering,呼吸急促andshecouldbarelybreathe.有个方法可以确定Allright,well,there,sonesure-firewaytofindout.你小费信封在哪桌子上Where,syourtipenvelope?Onthecounter.她给我留了多少钱Howmuchsheleaveme?两次高♥潮♥都绰绰有余Enoughfortwoorgasms.是的Yes.卡洛斯索利斯在让女人舒心惬意方面水平一流CarlosSoliswasanexpertonhowtomakewomenhappy.我准备去买♥♥点日常用品你小费呢mabouttogogetgroceries.Whereareyourtips?天哪怎么那么多Oh,mygod!Howdidyougetsomuch?他知道让老婆舒心惬意最好的方法Andheknewthebestwaytokeephiswifehappy.只是我工作出色而已Just.goodatmyjob.是撒谎Well.Mwah.Wastolie.这世界上有很多危险的女人Therearedangerouswomeninthisworld.就像虎视眈眈的捕食者等待猎物Deviouspredatorswaitingtostrike.你可以根据她们用的口红Youcanspotthembythelipsticktheyuse,穿的鞋子theshoestheywear喷的香水把她们认出来andtheperfumetheychoose.但判断一个女人是否危险最简单的方法Buttheeasiestwaytospotadangerouswoman是看她istoseehowshebehaves.我要好好让你开心开心Iamabouttomakeyousohappy.在有妇之夫面前的表现Withanotherwoman,shusband.艾米不要担心午餐特色菜Amy,don'tworryaboutthelunchspecials.我就要到了我会搞定Iamonlytwoblocksaway.I'lltakecareofitonceI.等等你去做吧我还要一会Actually,youdothem.mgonnabeawhile.汤姆Tom?勒奈特你在这做什么H.1.ynette,hey.What.whatareyoudoinghere?真有趣我也要问你这个问题Sofunny.Iwasgonnaaskyouthesamequestion.但我要加上“究竟”ButIwasgonnastartwith"whatthehell?"你还记得安吧安希林YourememberAnne,right?Anneschilling.科比的妈妈Kirby'smom.三年级的时候我们一起开家长会Wewereroomparentstogetherinthethirdgrade.是啊Right.那你究竟在这干什么So.whatthehell?汤姆为什么不让她看看呢Tom,whydon'twejustshowher?为我的乐队准备的It,sformyband.安帮我们排练找了个地方Annehasbeenhelpingusfindarehearsalspace.是啊你是房&hearts产经纪人Oh.Oh.That'sright.You'rearealtor.现在我知道你在想什么看起来像是在浪费钱NowIknowwhatyou'rethinking.Itseemslikeawasteofmoney.但我刚才让他们减少了租金ButIjustgotthemtoreducetherent还添了一些设备andthrowintheutilities.我们在车♥库♥排练的时候Andyou'realwayscomplainingaboutthenoise你老是抱怨有噪音所以whenwepracticeinthegarage,so,youknow.你觉得怎么样Whatdoyouthink?我认为Ithink.很好It'sgreat.真的吗Youdo?是啊Yeah.Ah!太棒了Wonderful.是啊Yeah.我10点前要赶到别的地方1.isten,Ihavetobesomewhereby10:00,我们现在签租约怎么样sowhydon'twesignaleaserightnow?我还以为你认为这主意糟透了Wow!I-Iwasconvincedthatyouwouldthinkitwasadumbidea.是有点糟Well.it'salittledumb,但跟我原来想的比起来butcomparedtowhatIwasthinking.你原来想的什么Whatwereyouthinking?只是Well,it'sjust.我看到你俩一起我Isawyoutwotogether,andI.我不知道你们她看起来很Ididn'tknowthatyouwere.Andshelooksso.拜托汤姆她要赶去别的地方Forgodsakes,Tom,thewomanhastobesomewhere.快签了那个租约Justsignthedamnlease.杰克逊莫名其妙地说句”我们同居吧”Sooutofnowhere,Jacksonsays,"let'smoveintogether."当然我愣住了I-Imean,ofcourseIwasstunned.当我拒绝的时候他就跟我分了AndthenwhenIsaidno,hejustbrokeupwithme.他真的期望我在热恋中了吗1mean,doeshereallyexpectmetobeinlove只有五个月而已真是疯狂afterjustfivemonths?That,scrazy.我猜是的这些粉饰他做的很好Yeah,Iguess,althoughhisworkonthesemoldingsisamazing.你真的想让我重刷一遍吗苏珊娜Youreallywantmetorepaintthese,Suzanne?我是苏珊It,sSusan.是他先说不想太认真的Andhewasthefirstonetos
