Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第五季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
五年前Fiveyearsago,苏珊德尔菲诺在美景镇纪念医院一号♥产房♥生下了一个儿子SusanDelfinogavebirthtoasonindeliveryroom"a"OfFairviewmemorialhospital.片刻之后莱拉黛西在产房♥二号♥生了一个女儿Momentslater,1.iladashgavebirthtoadaughterindeliveryroom"B."第二天大约十点Around10:00thenextmorning,当二位新妈妈IE要离开医院asthetwonewmotherswereleavingthehospital,她们险些撞到对方theynearlyranintoeachother.当然她们并不知道Ofcourse,theyneverknewthis.实际上Infact,苏珊和莱拉若知道在今后几年Susanand1.ilawouldhavebeensurprisedtoknow她们的生活充满交集会倍感惊奇howoftentheirpathswouldcrossovertheyears.她们在当地咖啡店错过Theyalmostmetatthelocalcoffeeshop.还有一次是在宠物医院候诊室Andanothertimeattheirveterinarian'soffice.更有一次是在美景镇踏板车比赛的看台上错过AndagaininthebleachersoftheFairviewflyers.除了这些以外直到某一个星期二Butdespitetheseclosecalls,Susanand1.ilanevermet.苏珊和莱拉并没有见面那天苏珊决定和他丈夫去一家很棒的餐馆庆祝纪念日UntiloneTuesday,whenSusandecidedtotakeherhusbandtoafancyrestaurantfortheiranniversary.与此同时莱拉决定带着她的女儿去买♥♥冰激凌Atthesametime,1.iladecidedtotakeherdaughtertobuysomeicecream.那晚才是苏珊德尔非诺和ThatwasthenightthatSusanDelfino莱拉黛西真正遇见的时刻and1.iladashfinallyranintoeachother.麦克Aah!Mike!我们终将有一天Itwillhappentoallofuseventually.会问自己Themomentwillcomewhenweaskourselves.时间流逝到哪里去了Wheredidthetimego?曾经在襁褓中的孩子们HowdidthechildrenIoncecradled.为何一夜长大Growupsoveryquickly?为何我曾梦想的生活HowdidthelifeIdreamtof.变成一段我从未想过的事业TurnintoacareerIneverexpected?为何渐渐无法认识AndhowdidthatwomanIsaweachdayinthemirror.镜中的自己BecomesomeoneIdon'tevenrecognize?胡安妮塔这件裙子太紧了Juanita,thisdressisawfullytight.我觉得你穿不进去Idon'tthinkyoucangetintoit.不它很漂亮我穿得下No,it'spretty.Icandoit.这件可以吗-我想我们还要大一号♥How'sthatonefit?Oh,Ithinkwe,regonnaneedthenextsizeup.Ahem!这已经是最大号♥了Uh,thereisnonextsizeup.公主裙只适合7岁以下的女生Theydon'tmakePrincessdressesforgirlsover7.她才四岁半She'sonly41/2.我女儿受邀去参加一个公主派对Oh.Wow.1.ook,mydaughterwasinvitedtoaPrincessparty,我不能让全场就她一个人没有公主裙穿soIcan'tletherbetheonlygirltherewithoutaPrincessdress.有没有去角色扮装部看看Didyoutrythecostumesection?我想史莱克太太的衣服可能适合她Ibetthey'dhaveaMrs.Shrekdressthatwouldfither.胡安妮塔把裙子脱了我们走JUanita,takeoffthedress!We,regoing.不要我穿得进去No!Icandoit.我能理解你1.ook,Ifeelforyou.我侄女也有体重困扰我女儿才没有体重困扰呢Myniecealsohasaweightproblem.Mydaughterdoesnothaveaweightproblem.她只是有点婴儿肥Shehasalittlebabyfat,that'sall.实际上问题出在这家商店完全没有为正常四岁女孩准备好服装Infact,theonlyproblemshehasisthisstorebeingcompletelyunpreparedforaperfectlyaverage4-year-oldgirl.Uh-oh.收钱吧Justringitup.不No,no,no!天啊又怎么了Oh,forgodsakes.What'swrongnow?我再说一次表达的概念是这样的甜心Onceagain,theconceptis,sweetie,你把派从烤箱中拿出you'retakingthepieoutoftheoven,你红红的脸流露出惊喜yourfaceaglowwithsurprise.我为什么要惊喜-因为派做的很完美WhyamIsurprised?Becauseitturnedoutsoperfectly.这没有什么好惊喜的我的派一向都很完美Well,that,snosurprise.Mypiesarealwaysperfect.好吧这是你做过最完美的一个派Allright.It'syourbestpieever.你超越自我You'vetoppedyourself.Hmm?我在尝之前就知道了吗Mm.AndIknowthisbeforevetastedit?甜心你想什么表情就什么表情吧SweetieJustmakewhateverfaceyouwant.我只是想让你的食谱书畅销Ijustthinkyou'llsellmorecookbooks别摆出一副死鱼脸的ifyoudon'tlooklikeyoujustmadelovetoanicecube.安德鲁我想休息一下Andrew,dear,mgoingtotakealittlebreak.麻烦告诉那位先生如果他再叫我甜心Wouldyoupleasetellthisgentlemanthatifhecallsme"sweetie"我会抢了他的相机让他好看onemoretime,mgonnagrabhiscameraandtakeapictureofhiscolon?你听见了吧Yougotthat,right?凯瑟琳你来这干什么Katherine,hi.Whatareyoudoinghere?要付钱给服务员但是你又把钱箱钥匙拿走了Thewaitersneedtobepaid,andyoutookthekeytothecashbox.again.抱歉付哪次的钱亚美尼亚婚礼还是给300人的午餐Oh.Sorry.Paidforwhat?TheArmenianwedding?1.unchfor300?是付给那次园艺俱乐部的早餐Itwasrightafterthebreakfastforthegardendub,你也没有来我很抱歉whichyoualsomissed.1.ook,msorry.我不知道照相要这么久Ididn'tknowaphotoshootwouldtakethislong.谁知道给书的封面摆个姿势要这么久1mean,whoknewit'dbethishardtoposeforabookcover?没事的Oh,you'llbefine.你最擅长的事情大概就是当主厨Ifthere,sonethingyou'rereallygoodat,凯瑟琳it'sposingasachef.Okay,Katherine.我知道这本书占用了我全部时间Iknowthisbookhasbeenmonopolizingmytime,你觉得工作太多又不被重视andyoufeeloverworkedandundervalued.但是我很感激你实际上我准备了一个礼物给你ButIdoappreciateyou.Infact,Ihaveagiftforyou.是我新书的样本It'sthegalleysofmynewbook.读第二页Readpage2.”献给凯瑟琳梅菲尔一位好的厨师和更好的朋友”"ForKatherineMayfair."awonderfulcookandanevenbetterfriend.'1你把它献给我了Youdedicatedittome?是你让一切成为可能Well,youmakethisallpossible.我无以回报It'stheleastIcoulddo.打扰一下Ahem!Excuseme.时间就是金钱快点开工甜心Timeismoney.Chop-chop,sweetie.安德鲁我们有备用的派吗Andrew.Dowehaveabackuppie?有的我们有Yes.Yes,wedo.很好Good.大盲注Andthebigblind.刚好拿到个J瞎猫碰到死耗子了CatchesaJackontheriver.普雷斯顿Preston?妈Mom!你在这干什么不要惊慌Whatthehell'sgoingonhere?Don'tfreakout.我们只是在玩牌是吗为什么不在家里玩We'rejustplayingcards.Oh,yeah?Whydidn'tyouplayathome?为什么在这里躲躲藏藏的Whydidyouhavetosneakinhere?龙舌兰酒五美元Tequilashots!5bucks!知道答案了Ah.Askedandanswered.所有人都出去游戏结束了Okay,that,sit!Everybodyout.Game'sover.我能用一下椅子吗CanIhaveyourchairforasecond?看着妈妈来了派对结束了Hey!1.ookuphere!Mom,shere.Party'sover.大门开着快走快Door'sopen.Outyougo.Goon.Shoo!你们做了很多蠢事Wow.Youguyshavepulledalotofstupidstunts.但是这事情Butthis?这个This?用
