Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第二季第十三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
前情回顾Previouslyon.如果你想插在我和我丈夫中间Ifyoutrytocomebetweenmeandmyhusband,我就让你不得好死来试试Iwilltakeyoudown.Bringiton.加布丽尔威胁了修女Gabriellethreatenedanun.你可以走了苏姗迷上了她的医生You'regoodtogo.Susanhitonherdoctor.如果你是来约我出去的我答应了Soyoucametoaskmeout?,CauseI'llsayyes.布里的女儿表达了自己的心意AndBree'sdaughterletherintentionsbeknown.我们会为自己做的感到惊讶It'samazinghowfarwe,rewillingtogo.安德鲁给我一个不报♥警♥的理由我是你儿子Andrew,givemeonegoodreasonwhyIshouldn'tcallthepolice.Becausemyourson.以爱的名义Allinthenameoflove.如果伊迪.布列特只了解一件事IftherewasonethingEdiebrittunderstood,那就是战争的本质itwasthenatureofwar.在两次失败的婚姻和无数无始无终的恋情之后Aftertwofailedmarriagesandcountlessrockyromances,她知道情场就是战场shehadlearnedthatlovewasabattlefield,从战场上生存最简单的方式就是投降andtheeasiestwaytosurvivethecarnagewastotalsurrender.我在想Youknow,Iwasthinking,去罗马度假一定很浪漫avacationtoRomewouldbesoromantic.维嘉斯比较便宜Vegasischeaper.哦Oh.你就不能把内衣扔在衣梦里?CouldyouputyourUnderwearinthehamper?你就站在那里你放吧Canyoudoit?You'restandingrightthere.今晚我很想吃中餐I'vegotahankeringforChinesefoodtonight.我讨厌米饭No,msooverrice.吃匹萨吧1.et'sdopizza.但有一天她不得不起来Butthedaycomesforeverysolider表明立场whenshemusttakeastand.你想干什么?Whatdoyouthinkyou'redoing?并反抗Andfight.比赛开始了我要看电影It,stimeformygame.Iwannawatchmymovie.伊迪Edie.比赛对我很重要Thisisimportanttome.好吧反正我还有事要做Fine.Ihavestufftodoanyway.对付男人Yousee,whenitcametomen,伊迪有自己的办法Ediehadabattleplanallherown.嗯哼Ahem.有时间陪我吗?YougotfiveminutesforEdie?你打结了Wow.That'ssomeknotyoutied.是吗Yeah?不绑紧点有什么乐趣?Well,it'snofunifit'snottight.涂些奶油会很性感Youknowwhatwouldbehot?Mnh-mnh.Whippedcream.你这个坏女人Oh,youaresobad.你还不知道我有多坏Oh,youhavenoidea.是啊伊迪.布列特深知战争的本质Yes,Ediebrittunderstoodthenatureofwar.伊迪都十分钟了你不是去拿奶油吗Edie,it'sbeentenminutes!Where,sthedamnwhippedcream?她还知道只有胜利者ShealsoknewthattotheVictor.伊迪!Edie!Edie!才能得到奖赏Gothespoils.艾波怀特家二楼的客房♥Theguestbedroomonthesecondfloor有整个柴藤郡最好的风景oftheapplewhitehousehadthebestviewinallOfWisteria1.ane.从窗户里可以看到街一头麦克.德尔非诺的房♥子FromitswindowsonecouldseefromMikeDelfino1Shouse一直到另一头的修博家ononeendofthestreetallthewaytotheoldHuberplaceontheother.不幸的是对这间房♥间的新住客But,unfortunately,fortheroom'snewestguest,风景戏剧性地发生了变化theviewwasabouttochange.Dramatically.他怎么会在这里?Whatonearthishedoingout?卡博回你的房♥间Caleb,gouptoyourroom.妈妈和我要谈谈MomandIgottahaveatalknow.他有房♥问?你疯吗?Hisroom?Haveyoulostyourmind?放松我用报纸糊住了窗户Relax,vetapednewspaperstothewindows.外面看不到卡博下来Peoplecan'tseein.Caleb,getbackdownhere.不不我们谈过了No,no,wehadatalk.It'sfine.他知道自己Heunderstandswhat'sgonnahappen如果被发现会有什么后果他一只耳朵进ifhe,sdiscovered.Forfivesecondsheunderstandsit,一只耳朵出你知道的andthenheforgets.Youknowthat.我们保护他未必要像动物一样把他关起来Wecanprotecthimwithouttreatinghimlikeananimal.我要保护他的安全Iamkeepinghimsafe不让警♥察♥和福斯特家发现fromthepolice,fromthefosters,fromhimself.他不能再被关在地下室Heisnotgoingbackdownstairs!几时你开始这么和我说话?Sincewhendoyoutalktomelikethat?从我也承担风险开始SinceIshareintherisk我有些事要宣布Ihaveafewannouncements.我赞赏哈勃夫人dliketoacknowledgeMrs.Herbert为准备餐会forspearheadingthepotluckdinner.所付出的努力Herhardworkandtunameltledtothebestturnoutinmonths.她很可爱不是?She'sadorable,isn,tshe?还好She'sokay.下周六女士们的互助会NextSaturdaythewomen'sministry.她真可爱闭嘴Ourswillbegorgeous.KnockitOf£闭什么嘴孩子孩子Knockwhatoff?Babies,babies,babies.听起来你在责怪我Yousoundlikeabrokenrecord.我刚流产过我需要时间Ijusthadamiscarriage.It'sgonnatakesometime我准备好再次怀孕之前beforemreadytogetpregnantagain.知道需要多久吗?Anyideawhenyou'llbeready?Youknow,ballpark?停下我喜欢现在的生活Stopit.1.et,sjustenjoythehereandnow.我们在一起婚姻刚回到正轨生活美好We'retogether.Ourmarriageisbackontrack.1.ifeisgood.在开始祷告前有一位亲爱的朋友归来Beforewewrapup,wehaveadearfriend她的传教之旅有很多要和我们分享backfromhermissionarytriptotellusaboutherexperiences.玛丽伯纳德修女SisterMaryBernard.狗♥娘♥养♥的Sonofabitch!嘘Shh!丹妮尔Danielle?亲爰的你在里面吗Honey,areyouinthere?我在做作业Um,mdoinghomework.真的?因为你的书本都在我手里Really?Becausemholdingyourbackpackwithallyourschoolbooks.等等Holdon!谢谢妈妈我在网上置些东西Thanks,mom,Iwasjustdoingalittleresearchonline.既然上来了把要洗的衣服给我Oh,whilemhereImightaswellgrabsomeofyourlaundry.不要现在吧No,please,notrightnow.亲爱的别抱怨Honey,stopcomplaining.有一天你会希望Onedayyou'llwish有人帮你洗衣服thatsomeonewereofferingtodoyourlaundry.丹妮尔Danielle,question?有个黑人藏在你床底下吗Isthereablackmanhidingunderyourbed?出什么事了?What'sgoingon?我认为你该知道我回到家IjustthoughtyoushouldknowthatIcamehome发现你儿了偷偷摸摸躲在我女儿的床底下tofindyoursonhidingunderneathmydaughter'sbed,看起来像anditjustseemstomethat.进去马上Inside.Rightnow.我为我儿子的行为道歉Iapologizeformyson'sbehavior.绝不会再发生了Itwon'thappenagain.房♥子一卖♥♥出我们就搬走Iputthehouseupforsale,andwe,removing.恕我失陪Nowifyou'llexcuseme.怎么样了?How'sitgoing?不好我在赶Oh,notgood.Iamtryingtosalvagethepitch布莱克冻酸奶的广&hearts浩♥方案fromtheblack'sfrozenyogurtcampaign.知道什么最要命吗?什么?Youknowwhatkillsme?Yeah?我只剩9小时11分钟Hereweareat"t"minus9hoursand11minutes