Elsbeth《奇思妙探（2024）》第一季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
干杯女士们Cheers,ladies.现在谁准备好烤点纸杯蛋糕Now,whoisreadytobakesomecupcakes并为阴♥茎♥硬结症预防筹隼资金了andraisesomemoneyforPeyronie'sDiseaseAwareness?所以我们就装作若无其事了呗Oh,sowe'regoingtoactlikenothinghappened.你什么意思Whatareyoutalkingabout?我听说你告诉舒茜我不会出席1heardyoutoldShusiethatIwouldn'tcome她产品发布会了特蕾西温迪toherproductlaunch.Tracy,Wendy,现在聊这个不合适场合也不对thisisnotthetimeortheplace.不关你事梅茜Thisisnotyourstory,Maisie.我从没说过这话Ineversaidthat.我只说你会晚到你一向如此呀Isaidyou'dshowuplate.Youalwaysdo.她可不是这么说的Thatisnotwhatshesaid.我才不管那贱♥人&hearts说什么呢Idon'tcarewhatthatbitchsaid.支持你的人是我哎mtheonewhohasyourback.我也支持你AndIhaveyourback,too.好了我们来烤纸杯蛋糕吧Allright,let'smakesomecupcakes.我有个工具能帮上忙Ihavejustthethingthat'llhelp.你给搬这里来了Oh,youcarriedthathere?是啊温迪牌搅拌机轻的跟羽毛似的Yeah.Wendy'sBlendiesarelightasafeather.做完纸杯蛋糕之后咱们可以做点健康绿色奶昔Andaftercupcakes,wecanmakesomehealthygreensmoothies.卖♥♥的怎么样呀我听说销量不大好Howaretheyselling?Ihearnotwell.才没有可畅销呢Oh,no,theyrereallycatchingon,yeah.尤其是人们看到它有多强大的时候Especiallywhenpeopleseehowpowerfultheyare.会想给妈妈买♥♥一个的They'regonnawanttogetoneforMom.好了卡Allright,cut.怎么了What?我跟温迪有话要说IneedamicoffwithWendy.某人有麻烦喽Somebody'sintrouble.温迪之前我们聊过Wendy,wetalkedaboutyou你在节目里推销你的搅拌机的事了pushingyourblendersontheshow.奢华贵妇本就该为其他项目1.avishLadiesissupposedtobealaunchingpad提供平台和资源forotherventures.我懂你们都想成为贝辛妮弗兰凯Iknow.YouallwanttobeBethennyFrankel,可你不是啊butyou'renotBethennyFrankel你还不是安迪科恩呢Andyou'renotAndyCohen.你还不是安迪科恩呢Andyou'renotAndyCohen.他可是有连锁企业的Hehasafranchise.你为什么要伤害我呢Whydoyouwanttohurtme?好吧节目播出前Okay,nobodyknewwhoyouwere你默默无闻beforetheshow.可现在我出名了呀Yeah,buttheydonow.第一季我是挑大梁的mseasonone.我受够你对我指手画脚的了Iamsotiredofyoutellingmewhattodo.温迪你这是要干嘛Wendy,whatareyoudoing?是我哎好吗It,sme,okay?我不仅是你制片人mnotjustyourproducer,我还是爱你的朋友myourfriendwholovesyou.你变成这样是会把人赶走的Andwhenyougetlikethis,youdrivepeopleaway.所以你才一个人Thisiswhyyou'realone.我不想你这样Idon'twantthatforyou.斯基普我也爱你Oh,Skip,Iloveyou,too.我希望自己是你的最爱Ilovethatmyourfavorite.你是的来抱抱Oh,youare.Comehere.我最喜欢你了从第一季开始Youaremyfavorite.Fromseasonone.我只是搞不明白mjustallmixedup.搅拌机卖♥♥不出去Theblendersaren'tselling.我一直在想卡崔西娅的下场Ican'tstopthinkingaboutwhathappenedtoKatricia.卡崔西娅是收视率毒药好吗你清楚的KatriciawasbadTV.Okay?Youknowthat.必须得采取行动Somethinghadtobedone.我只是觉得没办法再保守秘密了IjustfeellikeIcan'tkeepitsecretmuchlonger.现在不是谈这个的时候这里也不合适Thisisnotthetimeortheplace.同意Iagree.要不你今晚来找我吧Whydon'tyoucomeseemetonight?瓦伦西亚今晚休息Valenciahasthenightoff是要谈条件吗We'lldiscussterms?你知道上哪找我Youknowwheretofindme.谁去买♥♥点纸杯蛋糕Somebodygobuysomecupcakes假装是她们做的andpretendthattheymadethem.斯基普嗨今晚约会还算数吗Skip,hi.Arewestillonfortonight?九点喝洒Drinksat9:00.Oh.你答应过的-是的是的Youpromised.Oh,right,right,right,right.但是特蕾西尽量准时到一次好吗But,Tracy,trytobeontimeforonce,allright?你好了解伦家哦Mm,youknowmesowell.一所以我知道你最喜欢我了-是That'showIknowmyourfavorite.Mwah.Yeah.拜Bye.好吧真要在这里谈吗Okay,dowereallyhavetodothishere?我所有最重要的会议都是在这里开的ThisiswhereItakeallmymostimportantmeetings.行吧你想怎样Okay.So,whatdoyouwant?你这话听起来很没人情味Youmakeitsoundsoimpersonal.你对卡崔西娅做的事自己就不难过吗Don'tyoufeelbadaboutwhatyoudidtoKatricia?我们做了什么呢Mm,whatwedid?她离开节目后身体就不好了She'sinbadshapesinceshelefttheshow.还失去了她的孩子Shelostherkids.我只是希望自己能做点什么IjustwishtherewassomethingIcoulddo.得了吧温迪Aw,comeoffit,Wendy.我才不信你这么关心她Idon'tbelieveallthisdeepconcernforasecond.不信Youdon,t?就你知我知的话Whatwillittake需要什么条件tokeepallthisbetweenus?你真认为我这么无情吗Doyouhonestlythinkmthatruthless?我要当执行制片人以及这头衔所附带的一切特权Iwantexecutiveproducercreditandallthatgoeswithit选角剪辑控制权Castingapproval,editorialcontrol,温迪牌搅拌机的网络支持networksupportofWendy'sBlendies,包括你在镜头前亲自推荐includingon-cameratestimonialfromyou.一你真认为-没说完呢Oh,youactuallythinkthat.mnotdone.我要海外销♥售♥额的15%流媒体收入17%的份额Iwant15%offoreignsales,17%ofstreaming,并享有优♥惠♥国待遇的参与权andfavorednationsparticipation.跟所有女士们的待遇相比吗-不是不是Withalltheladies?Oh,no,no,no,no.是跟你Withyou.好吧Okay.你真是疯r好的你不可能拿到的Oh,you'reinsane.Okay,butyoucan'thaveit.哪一项都不可能没关系AnyofitThat'sokay.我相信你会过得很好的在监狱里msureyou'regonnadojustfine.inprison.容我给公♥司♥打个电&hearts话♥1.etme,uh,callcorporate.对哦Oh,that,sright.你不是真正的老板对吧You'renotreallytheboss,areyou?都搞工厂Alldone.斯基普耶Oh,Skippy,yay.要不来点玛格丽塔酒庆祝下Howaboutwecelebratewithsomemargaritas?我们会很开心的We'regonnahavesomuchfun.我们会成为正式合伙人We'regonnabefullpartners一起做出每一个决定makingeverydecisiontogether.我有最终决定权哦Ijustgetnalsay.首先我觉得特蕾西Forstarters,Idon'tthinkTracy没必要每周都出现needstobeoneveryweek.她稍微露个面就够rAlittleofhergoesalongway.嘿我看到你在做什么了Hey,1seewhatyou'redoing.别糊弄我哈斯基普Don'tmesswithme,Skip.那里面最好放至少三片替马西泮Therebetterbeatleastthreetemazepaminthere,要不然我是不会有感觉的哦ormnotgonnafeelanything.我要一间紧挨着你的办公室mgonnaneedanofficerightnexttoyours,这样我们就能一直保持联♥系♥sowecanbeinconstantcontact.也就是说我能拿到你Whichmeansmgo
