UncleGrandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第四季第二十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
我就爱跟你聊天Ienjoytalkingtoyou!天才叔公舌头打结了学校学习的地方得这样站吗DoIstandlikethis?不行No.这样呢1.ikethis?根本不知道Idon'tknow!学校舞会派对之夜嗨Hi.克里斯蒂娜刚朝我招手了Kristinajustwavedatme.天啊这下完了Oh,me,oh,my.Oh,golly,oh,gosh.瑞奇直接去找克里斯蒂娜Okay,Ricky,justgouptoKristina动嘴说说话anduseyourmouthtospeakwords.天啊根本行不通Oh,geez,thatwasnotgood.确实朋友Youcansaythatagain,friend!天才叔公UncleGrandpa?不然你还以为来的是复活节兔子YouwereexpectingmaybetheEasterBunny?你是来帮我忙的吗You'reheretohelpme?我躲玉米片里已经躲了三小时了I'vebeeninthosenachosforthreehours就希望你要找人帮忙soIhopeyouneedsomehelp.但是不能再不务正业下去了Butenoughgoofingaround.你出了什么事呢朋友Whatseemstobetheproblem,friend?那个我应该是碰上了麻烦Well,gee,uh,Iguess,uh,mhavingtrouble-你碰上了麻烦Havingsometrouble,Igather.没错我没法我有麻烦Yeah,Ican'tI,uh,havetrouble.你是内急吗Goingpotty?不对天才叔公No!UncleGrandpa!我想请克里斯蒂娜跟我一起跳舞IwanttoaskKristinatodancewithme可我一靠近她舌头就会打结butIgettonguetiedwheneverIgonearher.这我都知道1know,Iknow.我在玉米片碗里全听到了Ihearditallfromthenachobowl.净是在不务IE业Iwasjustgoofingaround.但是不能再不务正业下去了Butenoughgoofingaround.来看看你的樱桃小嘴1.et'stakealookinsidethattherelittlemouthofyours.好了解了Yes,Isee.有什么问题Whafswrong?跟我想得一样你舌头打结了JustasIthought.You'retonguetied!你要怎公办Whatareyougonnado?当然是把结解开啊Untieit,ofcourse.天才叔公试试看这个Hey,UncleGrandpa,tryusingthis.这是科学怪人解舌头结喷雾It'sFrankenstein'sde-tanglingtonguespray马匹与小男孩专用forsmallhorsesandboys.太好了Allright!现在这不打结的发光舌头太漂亮了Now,that'sabeautifuluntangledglowingtongue.谢了科学怪人Thanks,Frankenstein.天才叔公UncleGrandpa?我诅咒你科学怪人Curseyou,Frankenstein!快让它别乱动了Makeitstop!有这副圆墨镜Thesecircularshades我随随便便就能撩到妹arecertainlygonnagetmethehoneys.太劲爆了Oh,radical!我的舌头Mytongue!完事了或者说Wedonehere,or,uh.大家快围过来Gatheraround,everybody!因为我是爱玩的舌头'Causemthetonguethatlikestohavefun!介意让我小啜一口吗YoumindifIhavealittlesip?潘趣酒挺好喝Tastypunch!这位好风趣Thisguy.舞池禁止接吻老师你舞伴呢Hey,teach,where,syourdate?我说的对吧AmIright,folks?上学纯纯口水废话Schooldrools.开派对了Partytime!谁想得到Who,dhavethunk你嘴里会蹦出这么条有魅力的舌头suchacharmingtonguewouldcomeoutofyourmouth?简直讽刺度爆表Thelevelsofironyareoffthecharts.我是说你在这Imean,hereyouare连请女生跳舞都很难havingahardtimeaskingagirltodance-我都明白天才叔公Okay,Igetit,UncleGrandpa.我还没说完呢Hangon,I'mnotfinished.你在这连请女生跳舞都很难Hereyouarehavingahardtimeaskingagirltodance可现在你舌头比你本人都还酷buttheveryorganthatallowsyoutospeakisnowcoolerthanyou还把大家裤子都迷倒了我也不例外andischarmingthepantsoffofeveryone,evenme.那我该怎么为,Well,whatdoIdonow?得让舌头回我嘴里啊Ineedmytongueback.我有个超狂好办法保证能奏效Ihaveanideathat'scrazyenoughtowork.办法如下Here'swhatyoudo.你走去找舌头Youwalkovertothetongue叫他回你嘴里andaskhimtogobackintoyourmouth.这办法也没多狂啊That'snotacrazyidea.戴这顶狂帽就狂起来了Itisifyou'rewearingthiscrazyhat!说“酷”Say"cool"!酷Cool.得赶紧发出去Gottopostthisquick让大伙儿都知道我跟酷哥混soeveryoneknowsIhangoutwithcoolpeople.有事吗小弟What,sup,littlebuddy?请问能不能回我嘴里啊Canyougobackinmymouth,please?好-顶狂帽That'sonecrazyhat!小妹妹快来给我跟这顶狂帽合个影1.adies,snapashotofmewiththiscrazyol'hat!我的天OMG他靠在那顶笨帽子旁边也太酷了吧helookssocoolnexttothatstupidhat.谢了小朋友Hey,kid,thanks.你戴着这顶狂巾11可给我加分了Youreallyhelpedmescoresomepointswiththatcrazyhatofyours.小妹妹1.adies!刚说到哪了Wherewerewe?快回我嘴里Getbackinmymouth!什么Whatthe?这位狂帽想吃我Crazyhatoverhere'stryingtoeatme!给我滚开Getuponoutofhere!情况如何So,how'ditgo?天才叔公你看到了吗UncleGrandpa,areyouseeingthis?他就是要一直不停耍酷Hewon'tstopbeingcool.那你就走运了Well,you,reinluck我有个超狂好办法多半能奏效'causeIgotaplanthat'ssocrazy,itjustmightwork.康加舞康加舞康加舞Conga,conga,conga!这个办法万无一失Thisisasurefireway绝对可以让你舌头回你嘴里togetyourtonguebackinyourmouth.爬这么高怎么就能让舌头回来了Howdowedothatfromuphere?拿这个甜蜜蜜的神之琼浆无液整他Withthesweet,sweetnectarofthegods.特辣我已经把迪斯科球全灌满这东西了Ifilledtheentirediscoballwiththisstuff.到时候肯定能辣坏他He'llbeburningupsomuch逼着他回家换句话说就是回你嘴里thathe'llcomerunningbacktohishome,A.K,A.yourmouth.好像很危险Thisseemsprettydangerous.别吵他们来了Hush,kid!Heretheycome.康加舞康加舞康加舞Conga,conga,conga!抓紧了Hangontight.这个办法太傻了Okay,thiswasastupididea.属实想不到辣酱居然没喷出来Well,whatdoyouknow?Thesaucedidn'tspray.这种玩意比坦克还硬Thesethingsaretougherthanatank.下面是送给各位小情侣的一首慢歌♥Okay,here'saslowoneforallyouteenagelovebirds.还在郁闷舌头的事吗Stillmopingaboutthatwholetonguething?我只想跟克里斯蒂娜跳舞AllIwantedtodowastodancewithKristina现在都已经来不及了andnowit'stoolate.别急Nottoworry.我有个超狂好办法保证能奏效'CauseIhaveaplanthat'scrazyenoughtowork.别No!别整超狂办法了Nomorecrazyplans!听我说完Hearmeout.这个办法非同寻常Thismightbealittleunconventional保证万无一失butit'sfoolproof.一朵花Aflower?不对Nope.让我整他让我整他1.etmeat'im!Letmeat,im!先慢着Whoathere!这只生气毛毛虫可以临时顶替你舌头Thisangrycaterpillarwillserveasasubstitutetongue这样你就能放心去请女生跳舞了soyoucangoaskthatgirlforadance.感觉好怪Thisfeelsweird.我的天啊我又能说话了Oh,mygosh!Icantalkagain.让我整他1.etmeat'im!可这也没用Butitdoesn'tmatter.我还是没法跟克里斯蒂娜说话Istillwon'tbeabletotalktoKristina.我是废物maloser.你才不是No,youaren't.单纯就只是怕她会拒绝你You'rejustscaredshe'llsayno.她拒绝了你表示你能继续往前走了Buthersayingnojus
