UncleGrandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第四季第二十一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

什么味道这么臭What,sthatterriblesmell?天才叔公玩偶叔公你可真是超速狂魔披萨史蒂夫You'rearealspeeddemon,PizzaSteve.最好开慢点不然会让交♥警♥逼停Youbetterslowdown,oryou'llgetpulledover.这可是电玩叔公Thisisavideogame,UncleG.限速35的路你都开到200了Son,youweredoing200ina35.不然看看电视还在放什公吧Whydon'tweseewhatelseison?各位观众今晚的节目就到这里了Well,uh,that'sallforourshowtonight,folks.别忘了明天Don'tforget:tomorrow我们将为素♥人&hearts渐秀才艺栏目举♥行♥试演we,llbehostingauditionsforourRawNewTalentsegment观众可以参与进来whereyou,theaudience展现才艺戏法还有奇异表演willshowoffyourtalents,tricks,andoddities明星最终变成明星andbecomeastar.太棒了Sweet.好耶Yeah!我们能去试镜吗格斯先生Canwetryout,Mr.Gus?能吗能吗能吗Canwe,canwe,canwe?!你自己心里清楚叔公Youalreadyknowit,UncleG.我的超神高速飞车Myawesomespeedcycle绝对可以帮我上大分willdefinitelyrackupbigpointsforme.我要做可以吃热狗的表演mgonnadothatthingwhereIeathotdogs.等着让你们看看我计划要演什么Wait'tillyouguysseewhatIhaveplanned.这科学怪人果汁怎么放这边来了What,sthisFrankensteinJuicedoinginhere?科学怪人果汁千万不能开这种东西可危险了Thisstuffisdangerous!应该放在安全的地方Ishouldputthissomewhereverysafe.这样应该就行了Thatshouldbeokay.你在这啊Thereyouare!打个招呼利奥Sayhi,Leo.嗨利奥Hi,Leo.利奥是这样的ClassicLeo.要让我的老一套复出了mbringingmyoldroutineoutofretirement.你该不会真要You'renotseriouslythinkingabout把那个可怕旧玩偶带去表演吧bringingthatcreepyolddolltotheshowtomorrow,areyou?烂1.ame!这里唯一烂的东西Theonlythinglamehere就是你的态度披萨史蒂夫isyourattitude,PizzaSteve.他怎么会知道你名字Howdoesthisguyknowyourname?难道它是邪恶小不点算命师Ishesomesortoftiny,evilpsychic?唱首歌♥应该可以逗你们开心Asongshouldcheeryourightup.玛丽有只小Maryhadalittle格斯先生我今晚已经失望够了Well,Mr.Gus,I'vehadmyfillofdisappointmentsforthenight.先失陪了Now,ifyoudon,tmind披萨史蒂夫得去睡美容觉了PizzaSte-e-veneedshisbeautysleep.走了叔公去睡觉Comeon,UncleG,bedtime.你们属实是Youguysarejust-你们属实是嫉妒我大概率会YouguysarejustjealousthatIhavearealshot试演试赢你们atwinningatthetalentsearch.我热狗怎么了Whathappenedtomyhotdogs?!为什么Why-y-y-y-y-y-y-y?!小家伙Hey,littleguy.你没事吧Areyouokay?热狗是我啊天才叔公Hotdog,it'sme,UncleGrandpa.没事吧Areyouokay?1,2,3.辣香肠Pepperoni?露营车里的谁既有辣香肠WhointheRVhaspepperoni又可能会迫♥害♥我的热狗呢thatcould'vedonethistomyhotdogs?有谁说到辣Didsomeonesaypepper-搞什么Drippin1cheesedrips!我的超神高速飞车被整得不神了Myawesomespeedcyclehasbeenun-awesomed!什么一张字条Whatthe.?Anote!我帮你修好车了"Ifixedyourbikeforyou.著名叔公Signed"UncleG!太过分了Why,thatnogood-他还真是个损友Somefriendheturnedouttobe!披萨史蒂夫Hey,PizzaSteve!我早该知道是你了Ishould'veknownitwasyou!你把我热狗怎么了What'dyoudowithmyhotdogs?这种事情史上最下流Thisisanall-timelow!你吃了我热狗Youatemyhotdogs!你弄坏了我的高速飞车Youwreckedmyspeedcycle!等一下我不知道你在说什么Waitaminute.Idon'tknowwhatyou,retalkingabout.你是说不是你干的吗Youmeanyoudidn'tdothis?那个好像是腹语玩偶的领结Thatlooksliketheventriloquistdummy,sbowtie!玩偶活过来了Thedummy'salive!一定就是他一直在整我们两个Hemust'vebeentheonemessingwithbothofusthewholetime!所以他真的很邪恶rSo,hereallyisevil.玩偶Hey,dummy!给我回来Getbackhere!格斯先生玩偶活过来了Mr.Gus!Thedummy'salive!格斯Mister-你以为能逃得掉吗破玩偶Youthinkyoucangetawaywiththis,dummy?大错特错You'vegotanotherthinkcornin'.来找你算账了Paybacktime!算账Pay!你们两个在干嘛Whatareyoutwodoin'?!格斯先生玩偶活过来了Mr.Gus!Thedummy'salive还想消灭掉我们andtryingtodestroyusall!真的兄弟It'strue,bro!你们发什么神经Areyououtofyourminds?!利奥就好端端放在床头柜上1.eo'sbeensittin'onthatnightstand从来就没活过lifelessasever!可是格斯先生ButMr.Gus!他刚刚就站在你床上Hewasjuststandingonyourbed!没错他弄坏了我的高速飞车Yeah!Heruinedmyspeedcycle!还把我热狗都吃了Andateal)myhotdogs!我知道是怎么回事了IthinkIknowwhat'sgoin'onhere.你们只是在怕Youguysarejustscared我试演会赢你们thatmgonnablowyououtofthewaterattheaudition所以就想来捉弄我了soyou'retryin,totripmeup!可惜那样没用Well,it'snotgonnawork.可是格斯先生我们But,Mr.Gus!We不准可是Nobuts!参加试演就该公平公正公开You'regonnahavetotryoutfairandsquare跟大家一样不搞特殊justlikeeveryoneelse.今日试演平凡广电公♥口J♥叶余我爱火腿Iloveham才艺一览表我就爱火腿Yes,Iloveham大家都知道我爱火腿EveryoneknowsthatIloveha-a-a-m好谢谢Yeah,thanks.等正式当选就通知你We'11callyaifweneedya.我离开堪萨斯城居然就为了这种事AndtothinkIleftKansasCityforthis.下一个Next!你好Hel-Io!我是格斯先生这位是MynameisMr.Gusandthishereis-直接进入正题吧Juststart,please.好Allright.你好吗小利奥How'sitgoing,LittleLeo?可好了It,sgoingallright.可关节炎就不好了Exceptforthisdarnarthritis.关节炎Arthritis?没错Yeah.医生说我胳膊硬得跟木头似的Thedoctorsaidmyarmswasstiffaswood.你先别演了Kid,youcanjuststoprightthere.抱歉是我做错什么了吗Sorry,uh,didIdosomethingwrong?我我可以重新演Mcanstartover.你刚刚演得实在太神了Youmean,didyoudosomethingamazing?!这是我职业生涯内看过最棒的表演ThisisthegreatestroutineI'veseeninmyentirecareer!今晚的表演就你来当主角You'regonnabeheadliningontheshow,tonight!真的吗好耶Iam?Awwwfyeah!听到了吗利奥Youhearthat,Leo?我们成功了Wedidit!就知道我们有能力Iknewwehaditinus.格斯先生我们只想Hey,Mr.Gus,wejustwantedtowish-等到上台立刻行动llwait,tilwegetonstage.然后晚安了格斯先生Then,nighty-night,Mr.Gus.不要No!你绝对逃不撩You'renotgonnagetawaywiththis!里面怎么了Whatisgoingoninhere?自己看Seeforyourself.就只有个玩偶而已There'snothingbutadummy完全没惹事好端端放在化妆室里restinginnocentlyinmydressingroom!可是格斯先生ButMr.Gus!他刚刚威胁要给你晚安Hewasjustthreateningtodonightynighttoyou!我没空这么闹Idon'thavet