TheSimpsons《辛普森一家》第三十五季第十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
辛普森一家第三十五季第十集头条新闻钓鱼冠军挂杆本地新闻钓鱼冠军亚伯辛普森即将退休Inlocalnews,championanglerAbeSimpsonisretiring.是的正式退休Yes,it,so-fish-ial.在斩获了他个人第二十次钓鱼大赛冠军后Afterreelinginhis20thFishingDerbywin,他决定“屈鳍隐退”he'sfinallybowingtrout.晚点请继续关注一则“震鲸消息、”1.ater,staytunaforasharkingstory一名有8鱼情节的当地医生aboutalocalsturgeonwithacodcomplex为大♥比♥目鱼杀死病人whokillspatientsjustforthehalibut.亚伯为何现在选择退休Abe,whyretirenow?连续赢了二十年之后我有些厌倦了Well,Iwanttogooutonmy20-yearwinstreak打算将我这唯一的天赋传给我的儿子andpassalongmyonlyearthlytalenttomyson.新近的无聊爱好治愈旧日的无聊创伤明天将由他Tomorrowhe'sgonnatakeover来代表辛普森家族出战theSimpsonfamilyfishingdominance.所有在看的钓鱼佬们Toallyoufishouttherewatching,他来找你们了he,sa-comin,forya!每次你不是因为蠢事上新闻的时候都好性感It,ssexywhenyou,reonthelocalnewsforsomethingnothorrible.这回水里的鱼该害怕了Thosefishshouldbesoscared.鱼一点也用不着害怕Oh,thosefishshouldn'tbescaredatall.我可从来没赢过Ineverwinanything.为啥我爸觉得我能获胜呢Whydoesmydadthinkllwinthisfishingcontest?可能你只需要坐稳了拿好鱼竿吧Maybebecauseallyouhavetodoissitstillandholdastick.那是两件事That'stwothings!春田小学语言实验室仍有黄蜂史校长打扰一下PrincipalSkinner,sorrytobargein,我正在申请butmapplyingtothemostselective全国最难进的夏令营kids'summercampinthecountry.他们甚至拒绝了硅谷的神童TheyevenrejecttheSiliconValleyAdderallkids.春田大学夏令营我在想您能不能给我写一封推荐信呢And,Um,Iwashopingyou'dwritemealetterofrecommendation.推荐信Recommendationletter?还从来没人让我写过这东西Noone,severaskedmetowriteoneofthosebefore.我只写过请求法官宽大处理的信vemainlyjustdoneletterstojudgesrequestingleniency.如果我入选了春田大学夏令营的话IfmacceptedintotheUniversityofSpringfieldCamp,就拥有了进人llbefast-trackedtogetinto阿姆赫斯特中学的暑假工作坊的快速通道theAmherstMiddleSchoolSummerWorkshop,就会被加大圣克鲁斯的海军生物研究优先挑选whichisafeedertotheUCSantaCruzMarineBiologyRetreat,这样就一定能参加欧柏林的哲学日间夏令营whichisasureticketintotheOberlinPhilosophyDayCamp还可以选择过夜withsleepoveroption.好吧我记得Edu95软件里Well,IbelievemyEdu95softwarebundle有推荐信的模板didcomewitharecommendationtemplate.读取中别忘了我是班级的仓鼠观测员Don'tforget,Iwastheclassroomhamstermonitor.还是艺术社团的议员Andtheartclubparliamentarian.还是给食堂大妈捐赠发网的AndIchairedthefundraiser募捐会主席togetthelunchladiesethicalhairnets.了解Gotit.”兴趣颇丰”"Manyinterests.'1打印Andprint.没事了Nevermind.春田钓鱼大赛欢迎来到一年一度的春田钓鱼大赛WelcometotheannualSpringfieldFishingDerby,荣誉冠军由达夫迷彩版赞助sponsoredbyDuffCamo.“让鹿再也发现不了喝醉的你”"Thedeerwillneverseeyou'redrunk."现在由荣誉冠军Andnow,thechampionemeritus来挥出比赛开始的第一杆willthrowouttheceremonialfirstcast!爸你为啥觉得我能行呢我可从来没赢过Dad,whydoyouthinkIcandothis?Ineverwinanything.我可不相信你Oh,Idon,tbelieveinyou.我是押宝在辛普森的钓鱼基因上了mbankingontheSimpsonsfishinggene.除糟糕的手势外我终于能传承点别的给你了mfinallygonnapassdownsomethingotherthanchronichandhate.比赛已经进行了三个小时We'rethreehoursintothisnail-biting,紧张的竞赛啊铁子们intensecompetition,folks,也就是说这些屁♥股♥疲劳的勇士们whichmeansbuttfatigueisreallysettingin真的是坐麻了ontheserecumbentwarriors.渝我要是真想看着老爸坐着啥也不干Aw,man,ifIwantedtowatchDadsitanddonothing,我就去看他上班了dvisithimatwork.妈妈我感觉其他夏令营候选者Mom,Ibettheothercampapplicants都在做志愿活动有所成就arevolunteeringandaccomplishingstuff.我就傻站在这里晒出珍珠项链印子mjuststandingaroundheregettingatanlinefrommypearls!宝子肯定能进的啦你啥都能进msureyou'llgetin.Yougetintoeverything.我可以捡垃圾营救浮木Icouldpickuplitter,rescuedriftwood,确保海狸不会啃咬被冲来的人体模型手臂makesurebeaversaren'tchewingonwashed-upmannequinarms.马姬你能不能小声点叽叽歪歪Sorry,Marge,butcouldyoumurmuralittlequieter?我在试着钓鱼mtryingtofish.不好Uh-oh.我得让自己跟着转几圈Igottoletmyselfrunalittle.这他妈啥玩意儿走开走开Whatthehellisthatthing?!Getitout!Getit!老侯Homie!这条鱼重7.2磅还有没有更重的呢Thefishweighttobeatis7.2pounds.Willaheavierfisharise?广♥告♥之后马上揭晓We'llfindoutrightafterthis.当你在杀鱼的时候Whenyou'reguttingyourcatch,你有没有恶心厌烦那种被冰冷areyousickandtiredofbeingstaredat讨债的死鱼眼盯住的感觉bycold,accusingfisheyes?你需要快乐兜帽YouneedtheHappyHood.没错小鱼儿你会爱上它的That'sright,fish,you'llloveit!快乐兜帽别忘记去玩快乐兜帽的手游Anddon'tforgettoplaytheHappyHoodmobilegame.侯默辛普森的鱼称重结果是HomerSimpson'sfishcomesinat.10.4磅赢家诞生了10.4pounds.Wehaveawinner!我从来没赢过任何东西我该做什么veneverwonanythingbefore.WhatdoIdo?哎哟我这漂亮的傻儿子Oh,mygorgeousboy.我真的爱死你了veneverlovedyoumore!谢了老爸Thanks,Dad.我可以煮老公拿了奖的鱼了Igettocookmyhusband'sprize-winningfish!整个屋子即将充斥一股胜利的臭味Thewholehouseisgonnastinklikevictory!什么弹珠是这么来的吗What?Isthiswheremarblescomefrom?就跟珍珠和龙虾一样吗1.ikepearlsandlobsters?我的弹弓弹珠怎么会在这里Uh,howdidmyslingshotmarblesgetinthere?你用弹珠增加了我的鱼的重量Youaddedweighttomyfishwithmarbles?!人家控制不住看你失败真的是太无聊了I-Icouldn'thelpit!Watchingyoulosewassoboring.所以我根本没赢SoIdidn,treallywinatall.你作弊了Youcheated!哎哟我这漂亮的傻儿子Oh,mygorgeousboy,我真的爱死你了veneverlovedyoumore!春田小学消防演习取消了因为真的着火了”奥勒冈小径冒险故事”"TheSagaoftheOregonTrail,"苗浩斯范浩腾作诗apoembyMilhouseVanHouten.”我们扬帆启程前往太平洋"WestartedourjourneytothePacific因为我们听说它非同寻常”becauseweheardthatitwasterrific.'1我来带巴仔辛普森去看医生mheretotakeBartSimpsontohisdoctor'sappointment我要去看医生Ihaveadoctor'sappointment?没错好多医生你病得快走了Oh,yeah.Bunchofthem.You'rereallysick.”我们扎了第一次野营一切都准备妥善"Wemadeourfirstcampwhenwewereallready.我们做了第一顿晚饭肉丸和意大利面”"Wem
