TheSimpsons《辛普森一家》第三十五季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
辛普森一家恐怖树屋特辑第三十四期春田艺术博物馆空屋展览被迫归还给其他国家的艺术品春田镇的艺术爰好者们好消息ArtloversOfSpringfield,goodnews.艺术博物馆永久闭馆啦Theartmuseumisclosedforever!而我们的全部收藏将被数字化处理Instead,ourentirecollectionwillbedigitized拿到区块链去卖♥♥一大笔andsoldforafortuneontheblockchain又称作非同质化代币也就是NFTasnon-fungibletokens,orNFTs.我也不懂啥意思Whateverthehellthoseare.现在来把我们的烂画Nowlet'sturnsomeofourcrappyart简易艺术数字化转化器变成电脑货币吧intocomputermoney.川一件真IE的杰作开场吧我的屁♥股♥Startingwithatruemasterpiece,mybutt.数字化中警告艺术品将被摧毁爸Uh,Dad?这科技Ah!Technology!NFT已生产我永远失去了巴仔I'velostBartforever!不No!价值好Yes!野性巴仔不会变成令牌宝贝记得我们总是说Honey?Rememberhowwe,realwayssaying希望巴仔可以更独一无二一点吗WewishBartwaslessfungible?巴仔出什么事了吗DidsomethinghappentoBart?你能拥抱的部分都不在了Onlythepartsyoucanhug.其他地方还在在我手♥机♥里Therestisalive,righthereonmyphone.我的宝贝变成程序了Mybabyisanapp!也不是至少程序还有点用Uh,no,appsactuallydostuff.他变成了NFTHe,sanNFT.但看他价值多高啊Butlookhowmuchhe,sworth.巴仔值这么多ForBart?Hmm.想想丽莎得值多少Imaginewhatwe,dgetforLisa.他是首个被NFT化的真人HeisthefirstNFTofanactualperson.我不在乎Idon'tcare.我们必须得想办法把他弄回来We'vegottofindawaytogethimback.想要如此你必须亲自进去区块链Todothat,you,yourselfmustentertheblockchain.来者何人Whoareyou?我们是开明的智者Wearetheenlightenedintellects我们捍卫加密宇宙的安全whosafeguardthecrypto-verse.凯莉詹娜罗伯格隆科夫斯基KylieJenner,RobGronkowski,还有吉米肥伦andJimmyFallon.一直以为你们只是忽悠大家玩NFT的名人Ithoughtyouwerejustcelebrityshills.如果我们不理解分布式账本Ugh,wewouldneverpromoteatechnology是一种支撑技术的话我们是不会ifwedidn'tunderstandthedistributedledger轻易推广它的underpinningit.我停不下来兄弟Ican'tstoplaughing,buddy.闭嘴吧Shutup.笑得比哭得还难听Youruined"Cowbell."这个钥匙是一个Thiskeyisabackdoor区块链的加密协议的后门throughtheblockchain'scryptographicprotocol.等你进去了找到巴仔Onceyou'reinside,findBart用这个带你俩出来anduseittogetbothofyouout.这就是区块链啊Huh,sothisistheblockchain.不是的菜鸟这是区块车No,noob,thisistheblock-train.在由加密货币兄弟创建的Speedingforeverthroughthelovelessicyworld无情无义的冰雪世界无限驰骋createdbycrypto-bros.以宇宙中最富裕的燃料驱动Poweredbythemostabundantfuelintheuniverse:错恐症错失恐惧症FOMO,theFearOfMissingOut.作为一种抽象的数学概念的电子化身Foradigitalincarnationofanabstractmathematicalconcept,真的该好好擦擦灰itcoulduseagooddusting.这不是这趟火车的最后一节车厢么Well,that'sbecausethisisthelastcarofthetrain,innit?毕业舞会混声磁带无价值的NFT的居住地ThedwellingplaceofNFTswithnovalue.市面上99%的NFT都是如此Whichis99%ofallNFTsevercreated.看来作为第二个人类化身的NFTHuh,Iguessbeingthesecond-everhumanNFT价值并没有多少isn,tworthawholelot.他们把我儿子关在哪里Wheredotheykeepmyson?在火车最前头Attheveryfrontofthetrain你永远去不了whereyoucannevergo.看好了Watchme!你杀死了无聊蛋116Youkilledennuioeuf116.恭喜呀你提升了一个车舱Congratulations,you,vemovedupthetrain因为你现在跟我们一样有价值becauseyouarenowasvaluableasus,温柔猫咪thecuddlekittens.因为你杀了另一个NFTBecauseyoukilledanotherNFT.你所谓的无心杀戮Whatyoucallmindlessslaughter,加密货Fp兄弟称之为"分♥裂♥"crypto-broscall"Disruption,"然后往里面打钱andthenpourcashintoit.所以为了营救巴仔So,torescueBart,我得杀掉一大帮你们这样的家伙Ineedtokillabunchofyouguys.看来我得这么干了Well,IguessIgottodothis.抱歉不是针对你Sorry!Nothingpersonal!但愿你感觉不到痛苦Hope.you.can't.feel.pain.妈妈的价值冲破天际Mom,spriceisskyrocketing!看错恐症1.ookattheFOMOI现在所有人都想要人类NFTNoweveryone'sgonnawanthumanNFTs.老爸你说你会带我去碰碰船的Dad,yousaidyouweretakingmetobumperboats.正往那边走呢再来点巧克力奶Iam.Uh,havesomemorechocolatemilk.不准有人再把另一个小孩塞进扫描仪Nooneisputtinganotherchildintothatscanner.在我之前beforemine.拜托杀掉拉尔浩斯PleasekillRalph-house.火车最前头我成功了Thefrontofthetrain.Imadeit.巴仔我们离开这里Bart!We,regettingoutofhere!慢点妈妈急啥子Whoa,Mom,what'stherush?给你自己找一只糊掰太监放松一下Grabyourselfajadedapeandtakealoadoff.你从来不喜欢我的朋友们Youneverlikemyfriends.妈妈马上就要把巴仔救出来了Mom'salmostgotBartout.不要让你儿子再次变成废柴人类Don'tletyoursonbecomeaworthlesshumanagain.把他卖♥♥给我Senhimtome实现你小目标一个亿for$100million.不行老爸如果你把巴仔卖♥♥给伯恩斯先生No,Dad!IfyousellBarttoMr.Burns,他就永远被困在区块链上了he'llbetrappedontheblockchainforever.但这是我不掉队的机会Butthisismychancenottomissout,就在我样样事情都掉队之后aftervemissedoutoneverything.房♥地&hearts产♥泡沫第一次科技泡沫Thehousingbubble,thefirsttechbubble,第二次科技泡沫现在的科技泡沫thesecondtechbubble,thecurrenttechbubble.就这一次我想成为那个Justonetime,1wanttobetheguy把所有钱都给伯纳马多夫的人thatgivesallhismoneytoBernieMadoff!妈呀赶紧撤老爹要撑不住了Mom,getoutofthere!Dad'sgonnacrack!卖♥♥出出口开启出口后门已卖♥♥出他按下去了Hedidit.不敢相信他真按了Ican'tbelievehedidit.我们回来了侯默呢Wemadeit-Where'sHomer?我想告诉他他手♥机♥里的味Iwanttotellhimtheinsideofhisphonesmells.他把自己卖♥♥了He-hesoldhimself.他太担心会错失机会Hewassoafraidofmissingout,就献身了自己hetokenedhisownlife.在超级时髦的火车上永生Eternityonasuperswankytrain.麻辣鸡Ooh,twerkedchicken.怎么了Whathappened?错失恐惧症列车生命已经走到尽头OurFOMO,it,sgone.NFT的狂热结束了TheNFTcrazeisover.真是-场浪漫的火车旅行Ah,theromanceoftraintravel.1993年10月7日星期四*这显然是他的功劳*Andit'sclearlytohiscredit*因为他是英国人*ThatheisanEnglishman*他仍然是* Heremains* AnEng*英国人*Lish.*等等你让我唱歌♥是不是为了Wait.Didyouonlyaskmetosing阻止你那可怕的结局
