AbbottElementary《小学风云（2021）》第三季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

来了哈摄制组Yurrr!Whatitdo,cameracrew?欢迎回到艾娃打造的家园WelcomebacktothehousethatAvabuilt.好久不见了但你们啥都没错过It'sbeenawhile.Y'allain'tmissedanything.嘿瞧瞧这是谁Hey!Lookwhoitis!多久没见了有五个月吧What'sitbeen?Likefivemonths?你还好吗Howyoudoin,?大家好这片还要继续拍啊-对Oh,whatup?Westilldoingthis?Yeah.天啊家人们你们好抱歉Oh,myGod!YouguyslHeylOh,sorry.天你们换新装备了Um,wow.Yougotnewequipment.听着我不想说“我明明告诉你们了”但1.ook,Idon'twanttosayItoldyouso,but-那我来说你们那晚就该听雅各布的话Iwill.Y'allshould'velistenedtoJacob在第。街右转而不是左转andmadearighton30thStreetinsteadoftheleftthatnight.你想让重复一遍你那天的遭遇Youwantmetotellyouwhathappenedtoyou?哦对着镜头啊好吧他们被抢劫了Oh,rightTellthepeople.So,theygotrobbed.就因为他们觉得扛着这些昂贵装备Becausetheythoughtit'dbecutetowalkaround在西费城闲逛是个好主意WestPhillyatnightwithallthiscameraequipment.我当时要是在场肯定也要加入抢劫的Hell,dhavehelpedrobyouifIwasthere.总之还好你们五个月后还是回来了Anyway,hereweare,fivemonthslater,因为三个艺术系毕业生攒钱becausethat'showlongittakesforthreepeople买♥♥到新装备就是要这么久withartdegreestosaveupfornewcameras.欢迎回来今天是职业日Welcomeback!It'sCareerDaytoday.不幸的是Unfortunately.艾娃你想在职业Fl这天划水摸鱼么Ava!NotplanningonbeingconsciousforCareerDay?这是学区办活动他们能外理好Thisisadistrictinitiative.Theycanhandleit.有没有觉得坟些学区的人Anyoneelsefeellikethepeoplefromthedistrict有没有觉得这此学区的人Anyoneelsefeellikethepeoplefromthedistrict比平时更烦人了havebeenmoreannoyingthanusual?他们也不都是坏人-我觉得他们挺好的Theyrenotallbad.Ithinkthey'recool.他们也不都是坏人-我觉得他们挺好的They'renotallbad.Ithinkthey'recool.我还挺喜欢今年的Mnh.Iactuallylikethemthisyear.表示震惊-我说不好Shocking.Idon'tknow.我觉得他们已经差出了新高度Ifeellikethey,vebeenunequivocally而且全体开始摆烂randuniversallyworsethanthey'veeverbeen.从无可救药到难以忍♥受Fromunhelpfultounbearable.早上好啊阿伯特小学Goodmorning,AbbottElementary!早上好阿伯特小学"Goodmorning,AbbottElementary.,我现在进学区工作了So,yeah,Iworkfortheschooldistrictnow.你们错过了好多新闻Youguysmissedalot.嗨-嘿Hi.Hey.坐左边还是右边1.eftorright?坐左边还是右边1.eftorright?左边谢谢你！Uh,left.Thankyou.选得好-是吧Goodchoice.Goodchoice.天这个发展日让人头疼GirLthisDevelopmentDayhasmedevelopingamigraine.让我也来一片你的阿斯匹林拜托1.etmehaveoneofthoseaspirins,please.让我也来一片你的阿斯匹林拜托1.etmehaveoneofthoseaspirins,please.这是安♥眠♥药♥lt,saSleepingpill.合作洽谈Q：86♥4♥413459等有火灾龙♥卷♥风♥或是火山喷发时你再叫醒我Wakemeifthere'safire,atornado,oravolcaniceruption.阿伯特小学盛装出席的老师们你们好GooddaytothefineteachersofAbbottElementary.怎么What?选择性略过了一身休闲服的格雷戈里吗NocommentaboutGregorybeing"F-0-1-N,foin"?不谢门提老师这话是对所有人说的No,Ms.Schemmenti.Iwasspeakingtoeveryone.既然大家都看着他Butsincealleyesareonhim,uh,那么艾迪老师请你来读读你一丝不苟Mr.Eddie,wouldyoumindreadingfromthefirstparagraph整理好的第一段好吗ofyourimmaculatelyassembledbinder?-♥丝♥不♥挂♥Sexily?什么Excuseme?这种用词不但有喑示性Thatisnotonlysuggestive对我们今天的嘉宾buthighlyinappropriate也十分不尊重infrontofourcompany.哦嗨大家好Uh,hi.Hi,everybody.我们是学区委员Uh,we'refromtheschooldistrict.科尔曼校长邀请我们来观摩Uh,PrincipalColemaninvitedustocome,observe,与大家通力协作办好发展日andcollaboratewithyouallonthisDevelopmentDay.没错协作的重要性Yes!TheimportanceOfcollaboration是我在剑桥学到的isoneofthemanythingsIlearned第一课whileIwasmatriculatingatCambridge.没错我今年夏天去上了哈佛Yep.IwenttoHarvardthissummer.我坐在他们的校园里Isatrightthereontheircampus,用着他们的免费无线and1usedtheirfreeWi-Fi通过教育平台取得了教育学学位togetmydegreeinEducationviaEducationConnection.我懂得了做一个好校长AndIvelearnedwhatitactuallytakes需要付出怎样的代价todothejobofprincipal.原来我的方法一直是错的Andturnsoutvebeendoingitallwrong.也没人提醒我一下Somebodyshouldhavetoldme.总之我现在很投入很上心也严格遵循规定Anyway,uh,nowmengagedandalert,bythebook.哦对我现在喜欢看书了Oh,yeah!Ilikebooksnow.我们很高兴能代表We'resuperexcitedtobehere新任督学约翰雷诺兹来到这里onbehalfofthenewsuperintendent,JohnReynolds.我是曼尼那边是我的梦之队mManny.That'smydreamteamoverthere.艾米丽和西蒙我们不是空手而来的That'sEmily.That'sSimon.Andwedon'tcomeempty-handed.我们带来了平板电脑和智能教具WecomewithsomeiPadsandSMARTBoards每一块都预装了学习应用程序foryourclassrooms,loadedwithlearningapps.新瓶Newandimprovedmodels.装旧洒Sameoldengines.这些人除了给教室添堵Thesepeoplearen'tgonnachangeablessedthing.不会带来一丝改变excepthowmanybodiesareintheroom.谢谢你我们回头见Thankyou.Andwe'11seeyouaround.谢谢你Thankyou.格雷戈里还是需要你来读一下Gregory,westillneedyoutoreadfromSeCtiorrA”活页夹里的A部分thereinyourbinder.A欢迎回来"SectionA.Welcomeback."A部分读完了Thatconcludessection,'A."谢谢你艾迪先生请坐吧Thankyou,Mr.Eddie.Youmaybeseated.问问各位老师在暑假有没有什么"Asktheteachersiftheyhaveanyideas想要实施的想法fromoverthesummerthey'dliketoimplement.然后轻松开场Trytomakeitfun."大家过屠假时有什么Doesanyonehaveanyideasfromoverthesummer想要试一试的教学想法吗thatthey'dliketoimplement?哦-珍妮Oh.Janine!我们阿伯特小学展的老师OneofourmostteachersatAbbott我整个暑假独处时So,Iwasthinkingoverthesummer都在思考我的人生whileIwasspendingtimewithmyselfandjustthinkingabout,是怎么走到这一步的like,whatreallyledmetothispointinmylife说重点-说重点吧珍妮Gettothepoint.Gettothepoint,Janine.好吧答案是职业日Yes,okay.So,aCareerDay.我觉得学校应该组织一次职业日IthinkWeshoulddoCareerDayattheschoolbecauseIchecked我们上次搞这种活动甚至可以追溯到andwehaven'thadonesincetheonlyjobsforwomen女性只能从事打字员的那个时代weretypists,moms,andwetnurses.让