Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第六季第二十一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
S6E21-S6E22哇恶魔岛Whoa!Alcatraz!不敢相信迈克尔贝自己花了十亿美元Can'tbelieveMichaelBayspentabilliondollarsofhisownmoney只为勇闯夺命岛建了那个tobuildthatforTheRock.不敢相信你能背完整部电影Ican'tbelieveyouwereabletorecitethatentiremovie,仅靠记忆在飞机上搞定frommemory,ontheplaneride.你不是试着睡觉的对吧Youweren'ttryingtosleep,wereyou?我分不出因为你眼睛上戴了那个罩子玩艺儿Icouldn'ttell,'causeyouhadthatmaskthingoveryoureyes.这可能是我一生中最疯狂的一周Thismaybethecraziestweekofmyentirelife.我离联合演唱会开幕还有6天IamsixdaysawayfromthestartoftheUnityConcert,我怀了三胞胎Iampregnantwithtriplets,而我在试着决定要不要接受IamtryingtodecideifIshouldtakeajob份让我离开Pawnee的工作thatwillmovemeawayfromPawnee,我还要在旧金山国家公园会议上发言andIamspeakingattheNationalParksConferenceinSanFrancisco.这会很好玩的Itisgonnabesomuchfun.米歇尔奥巴马是主要发言人MichelleObamaisthekeynotespeaker.你也知道他们怎么说的Andyouknowwhattheysay.”国家公园会议上发生的一切"WhathappensataNationalParksConference“会在下一个周一汇总成PDF通过邮件发给你"iscompiledandemailedtoyouinaPDFthefollowingMonday."我们得想办法闯进去Wegottafindawaytobreakinthere.他们提供观光的啊Theygivetours.是啊Yeah.那正是他们指望我试着闯进去的办法That'sexactlyhowthey'llbeexpectingmetotrytobreakin.公园与游憩公园与游憩第6季第2122集第6季第21-22集我的餐厅六周之后开张Myrestaurantopensinsixweeks,而我要保证每个细节都没问题andmmakingsureIgeteverydetailright.这是我最努力工作的时候自从Thisisthehardestveworkedonanythingsince.哇我从没努力干过任何事Wow.veneverworkedhardonanything.真是炫酷的生活啊Whatacoollife!看起来一切都为七月走上正轨了1.ookslikeeverything'sontrackforJuly.太可惜我们的开张It,sjusttoobadwe'renotopening不能及时赶上这场联合演唱会intimeforthisUnityConcert.额外的曝光会是对我们很好的宣传Theextrapublicitywould'vegivenusaniceboost.为啥不来呢Whydon'twe?我们明天可以软开幕Wecoulddoasoftopeningtomorrow,然后刚好准备放演唱会人群进来andbereadyjustintimefortheconcertcrowd.你真的觉得你们能搞定吗Youreallythinkyoucanpullthatoff?嗯没人能预测未来Well,nobodycanpredictthefuture.除了我我保证能行Exceptme.Iguaranteeit'llwork,而六个月之后这个店会比麦当劳规模还大andinsixmonths,thisplacewillbebiggerthanMcDonald1S.如往常一样我爱你的热情Asalways,Iloveyourenthusiasm.明天见合作伙伴Seeyoutomorrow.Partner.明天软开幕吗Asoftopeningtomorrow?现在开始所有人叫我老乡Fromnowon,everyonecallmeKristen.因为我已经鸡动到快发狂了Because1amwiggingoutrightnow!是啊我们离准备好还太远了Yeah,we'renotevenclosetobeingready.他们甚至连标识都没画好只写着“TOm的小”They'renotevendonepaintingthatsign.Itsays"Tom'sbi."实际上不那也挺好我们准备好了Actually,no,that'sgood.We'reready.Mitch是对的Mitchwasright.下周末开张的传播是大到我们不能错过的Theamountofbuzzwe'dgetfromopeningnextweekendistoobigtopassup.我们能做到的Wecandoit!数到三”这个小小意大利餐厅能让麦当劳停业”"ThislittleItalianrestaurantwillputMcDonald'soutofbusiness"onthree.One,two,three!这个小小意大利餐厅会比麦当劳规模还大-黑暗力量从地狱火中升起ThislittleItalianrestaurantwillbebiggerthanMcDonald's!-Darkforcerisefromhellfire!1.esterKanoPf不是吧伙计们精力集中啊1.esterKanopf?Comeon,guys,getittogether.那是我的That'smine.抱歉LesterSorry,Lester.你的在这里呢Yoursisrighthere.Grant嗨Grant!Hi!是啊我看到你会来这里Yeah,Isawyouweregonnabehere,既然你一直在躲我的电♥话♥andsinceyou'vebeenduckingmycalls,我就觉得我直接顺便来找你了IjustthoughtthatI'ddropin.介意和我一起吃午餐吗Caretojoinmeforlunch?我要Iwould.1.iamBonneville也会去的1.iamBonneville'sgonnabethere.1.iamBonneville吗1.iamBonneville?内政部常驻的坏孩子吗TheDepartmentoftheInterior'sresidentbadboy?嗯现在你吸引我注意力了Well,nowyou,vegotmyattention.让我拿上签名本然后我们出发1.etmegograbmyautographbookandwe,llheadout.Andy和我要和一家叫做Gryzzl的科技公♥司♥见面AndyandIaremeetingwithatechcompanycalledGryzzl.现在他们在美国各地几个城市送出免费WiFiNow,they'regivingawayfreeWiFitoafewcitiesacrossAmerica,而我们要向他们推销Pawneeandwe'regoingtopitchPawneetothem.而Gryzzl确切是做什么的呢AndwhatexactlydoesGryzzldo?是为你云的云It,sthecloudforyourcloud.完全不知道Noidea.所以Gryzzl真的起飞了哈So,GryzzsreallytakingOfChuh?是啊真是疯狂的旅程Yeah.It,sbeenacrazyride.我们的音乐服务GryzzIDump是H月推出的OurmusicserviceGryzzlDumplaunchedinNovember,而现在已经有17亿用户了andnowwehave170millionusers.六个月前我在玉米卷餐车上工作Sixmonthsago,Iwasworkinginatacotruck.现在我拥有波特兰开拓者队三分之一的份额了Now,Iownone-thirdofthePortlandTrailblazers.所以你在Gryzzl大厅就能剪头发了是吧So,youcanjustgetyourhaircutinthelobbyatGryzzl,huh?呃Gryzzl是工作共同体Uh,Gryzzsaworkcollective.所有人差不多就是做他们想做的任何事Everyonejustkindofdoeswhatevertheywant,然后我们就差不多往那个方向流动andwejustsortofflowinthatdirection.你们觉得我能给谁剪头发吗DoyouthinkIcouldcutsomebody'shair?如果你想那么流动的话Ifthat'showyouwanttoflow.Andy-去吧Andy?-Gogetit.我觉得Pawnee是你们免费无线网项目很好的候选人1thinkPawneeisagreatcandidateforyourfreewirelessinitiative.我们的在线披萨预订是全国领先的Weleadthecountryinonlinepizzaordering.实际上很多人去图书馆就是为了在线预订披萨Infact,alotofpeoplegotothelibraryjusttoorderpizzaonline.现在我们有点更注重大一点的城市Rightnow,we,rekindoffocusedonbiggercities,比如什里夫波特阿克伦like,Shreveport,Akron.当然显然我们不是阿克伦Sure,obviously,we,renoAkron.我是说我们更像是代顿Imean,we,remorelikeDayton.但在你们的帮助下我们可以成为托莱多Butwithyourhelp,wecanbecomeToledo.Ben我们不喜欢说“不"字Ben,wedon'tliketosaytheword"no".不No.在这个公♥司♥里.atthiscompany.我们感觉对我们的创造性使命事与愿违Wefeelit,scounter-productivetoourcreativemission.所以反而让我说Soinstead,letmesay,“别啦兄弟”"Nah,bro."这怎久就好点了Howisthatbetter?来看看伙计们全部搞定只犯了大概12个错误Checkitout,guys,alldone.Onlymade,like,12mistakes.道恩”巨石,Swan森Dwayne"TheRock"Swanson.Donna跟我说在这里能找到你这些都是什么Don
