Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第六季第十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

天啊谢天谢地你醒了OhmyGod,thankGodyou'reawake.我太累了但我不想在你醒来之前睡着msotired,butIdidn'twanttogotosleeptillyouwokeup.你又一晚上没睡了吗-是啊Wereyouupallnightagain?-Yes.时差太疯r但我爱死了Jetlag'sinsane!ButIloveit.哦昨晚我见到了一条疯狗是个很长的故事Ooh,lastnighIsawacrazydog,it,salongstory.实际上基本上就是这样了Actually,that'sprettymuchit.昨天如何挺好的Howwasyesterday?-Itwasfine.我吃了披萨Leslie在发疯Ihadpizza,Leslie'scrazy.你应该准备上班了Youshouldgetreadyforwork.AndyAndy?AndyAndy!Andy两天前从伦敦回来了还在倒时差AndygotbackfromLondontwodaysagoandhestillhasjetlag.真的很烦我们的日程完全不一样'It'sreallyannoying.We'reontotallydifferentschedules.昨晚半夜2点他把草坪割了一遍1.astnighthemowedthelawnat2:00inthemorning.AndyAndyAndy!Andy!搞瓶啤酒一行吧Getmeabeer?-Allright.只要我一醒来他就睡下睡死AssoonasIwakeup,hegoesdown.Hard.必须停下了Thishastostop!宝醒醒Babe,wakeup.那是我的意面啊楚巴卡That'smyspaghetti,Chewbacca.宝Babe!醒醒醒醒醒醒Wakeup,wakeup,wakeup!天啊宝Mygod,babe!你饿了吗冠军Youhungry,Champion?哦我的神啊你开玩笑呢吧Oh,myGod.Areyoukiddingme?嘿哦天我又睡着了Hey.Oh,man,Ifellasleepagain.Andy你必须醒着回到正常的生物钟Andy,youhavegottostayupandgetonaregularschedule.你是打算在屋子里用水管朝我喷水吗Wereyouabouttospraymewiththehoseinsidethehouse?是啊Yeah.我有点想让你现在来Ikindawantyoutodoitnow.好啊啊啊Okay.-Aah!Aahl啊Aaahhh!pjxxs/sNo,no,no,no,no,no!公园与游憩公园与游憩第6季第10集第6季第10集好的就提醒下各位今天是Leslie任市议员的最后一天Okay,justareminder,guys,todayisLeslie'slastdayasacitycouncilor,所以所有人都要格外支持soeveryonebeextrasupportive.已经做到了Alreadydone.她今早经过我的时候我给了一个亲切的点头Whenshewalkedpastmethismorning,Igaveherakindnod.太暖心了还有我想给她准备份礼物让她的最后一天振作一点Heartwarming.AlsoIwanttogetherapresenttocheerheruponherlastday.有建议吗Anyideas?一份”抱歉你丢了梦想工作”的礼物吗A"sorryyoulostyourdreamjob"gift?嗯是个难题远离酒精Mm,that'satoughone.Stayawayfromwine.酒可是催泪汁Wineiscryingjuice.你知道她真的很喜欢华夫饼Youknow,shereallylikeswaffles.你应该给她买♥♥条3.5米长的眼镜蛇然后取名华夫饼Youshouldgethera12-footcobraandnameitWaffles.嗯我是说你比其他人都了解她Well,Imean,youknowherbetterthananybody.她真心想要什么在世上最想要什么Whatdoesshereallywant?Morethananythingintheworld?一根好蜡烛我完蛋了Anicecandle.mscrewed.Andy别-AndyAndy!No!-Andy!An-Andy-哦不是吧An-Andy!-Oh!Comeon!Andy-马上出来Andy!-Berightout.嗯这就是Pawnee市议会的会议厅了Well,thisisthePawneeCityCouncilchambers.你新的第二个家Yournewhomeawayfromhome.嗯实际上我的第二个家是苏黎世Well,technically,myhomeawayfromhomeisinZurich.解构主义建筑之父弗兰克盖里设计的但这也很棒了FrankGehrydesigneditButthisisnicetoo.今天是我最后当议-不好意思Todayismylastdayasa-excuseme.让我重新来今天是我最后当议员-1.etmetrythisagain.TodayismylastdayatC-今天是我最TodayismyIa-今天是我最后一Todayismylastd-你猜怎么着反正你们懂的Youknowwhat?Yougettheidea.我的老朋友IngriddeForest赢得了罢免选举MyoldfriendIngriddeForestwontherecallvote,她周一早上就要接替我的位置了andshe'stakingmyplaceonMondaymorning.但你知道幸运的是我已经消化了我的情绪But,youknow,luckilyforme,I'veprocessedallmyfeelings.我已经经过了悲伤的五个阶段Andvegonethroughthefivestagesofgrief:原版是“否认愤怒讨价还价沮丧接受“否认愤怒网上留言Denial,anger,Internetcommenting,猫咪领养非洲舞把猫还回领养地catadoption,Africandance,catreturningtotheadoptionplace,看完墨菲布朗的每一集还有屁都不在乎watchingalltheepisodesofMurphyBrown,andnotgivingaflyingfart.这已经几个阶段了Howmanystagesisthat?我不知道呢重点是我现在没事了Idon'tknow.Thepointismfinenow.你应该了解其他的议员们Youshouldknowabouttheothercouncilmen.Howser议员通情达理CouncilmanHowserisreasonable.Milton议员是个106岁的种族歧视者CouncilmanMiltonisa106-year-oldracist但如果你给他一袖子的咸饼干他就在你手掌心了butifyougivehimasleeveofsaltines,he'llbeputtyinyourhands.Jamm议员是个有糟糕发型的腐♥败♥牙医CouncilmanJammisacorruptdentistwithterriblehair.而在Dexhart议员周围要注意背后AndwatchyourbackaroundCouncilmanDexhart.怎么他很鬼鬼祟祟吗Why?Isheverysneaky?不我是说字面意义上的No,Imeanliterally.他偷♥拍♥女性下背部的照片然后放上TWitterHetakespicturesofwomen'slowerbacksandputsthemonTwitter.他是个变♥态♥He,saperv.这对你来说肯定很难Thismustbehardforyou.英国影视演员曾饰演指环王中的甘道夫就像是IanMcKeIlen爵士曾在It'slikewhatsirIanMcKellensaidtomeChanel的服装设计师我把船卖♥♥给卡尔拉格斐的那天说过的thedayIsoldmyboattoKarlLagerfeld:罗密欧与朱丽叶中的台词禹别是如此甜蜜的悲伤"Partingissuchsweetsorrow."哦天啊你的生活是什么样的啊Oh,myGod.Whatisyourlife?如果能让你好受一点你在这里的工作真的鼓舞了我Ifitmakesanydifference,yourworkherewasarealinspirationtome,而我会尽全力延续你的遗赠的and1amgoingtodomybesttocontinueyourlegacy.嗯我感激你这份感情Well,Iappreciatethesentiment1.eslie1.eslie.不好意思我刚刚唱再见了黄砖路太大声了吗msorry.WasIsingingGoodbyeYellowBrickRoadoutloud?没有但你想唱吗No.Butwouldyouliketo?我在巴黎索邦大学学过歌♥剧我很愿意唱和声IstudiedoperaattheSorbonne.dbehappytoharmonize.再见.-再见Goodbye.-Goodbye.算了，Naw.最后Andfinally,这是买♥♥断"租个型”的支票hereisacheckfortheentiretyofthepurchaseofRent-A-Swag.而这是来自我的客户Saperstein医生的一条私人留言AndhereisapersonalnotefrommyclientDr.Saperstein.“亲爱的Tom我赢了你很烂翻到背面"DearTom:Iwin.Yousuck.Turnnoteover.你还是很烂翻到背面”Youstillsuck.Turnnoteover."好吧SaPerStein甚至不愿意自己来面对我吗Okay,Sapersteincouldn'tevenfacemehimself?他非得送个仆人来吗Hehadtosendinhislackey?我的客户不在这次会议是因为他不需要Myclientisn'tatthismeetingbecausehedoesn'thavetobe.成功人士Haverford先生Successfulpeople,Mr.Haverford,使用他们的钱让其他人为他们工作usetheirmoneytouseotherstoworkforthem.嗯是个有意思的主意律师哥们Hmm,it'saninterestingidea,lawyer-dude.