Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第七季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
在你们面前是六种不同的婚礼蛋糕Infrontofyouaresixdifferentweddingcakes来自Pawnee的顶级餐厅fromthetoprestaurantsinPawnee.分别尝一下然后在提供的投票中排出你们最喜欢的两种Sampleeachone,andrankyourtwotopfavoritesintheballotsprovided.哦天它们都太棒了我选不出两个啊Oh,boy.They'reallsogood.Ican'tpickjusttwo.嗯那你走吧TerryWell,thenyouleave,Terry.而且已经吃了的蛋糕要付钱Andpayforthecakeyoualreadyate.我喜欢有柠檬奶油的香草那个Ilikethevanillaonewiththelemoncream.那是个我从杂货店买♥♥的玩笑蛋糕用来淘汰低素质鉴赏家的ThatwasajokecakeIgotfromthegrocerystoretoweedoutlow-qualitypalates.或许因为他是我未婚夫而我爱他Maybeit,sbecausehe,smyfiance,andIlovehim,但我也有点喜欢杂货店的那个butIkindoflikethegrocerystoreone,too.实际上还有一个蛋糕你们没尝试过There'sactuallyonemorecakeyouhaven'ttriedyet.Donna选择我作为她婚礼的首席管家Donnahaschosenmetobethebutlerofhonoratherwedding.诚然首席管家是我编造出来的名称Nowgranted,butlerofhonorisatermImadeup,但这不是我♥草♥率对待的工作butit'snotajobItakelightly.因此我准备给她一个惊喜That'swhymabouttogiveherasurprisebigger比勒布朗詹姆斯回归迈阿密还要大的惊喜thanwhenLeBronwentbacktoMiami.哦天啊DJ钝吗Oh,myGod.D)Bluntz?选择发生什么了Whatishappeningrightnow?我觉得你知道发生什么了Ithinkyouknowwhat'shappening.但是-但是说真的发牛发生什么了But-butforreal,though.What-what'shappening?款待自己Treatyo'self.*2017款待自己*JTreatyo'self2017J哦天啊这是来真的吗Oh,myGod,isthisforreal?哦就是真的好吧Oh,it'sforreal.-Okay.而且是最隆重的一次Andit'sthebiggestoneyet.我-我还是不知道发生什么了所以发生什么了I-Istilldon'tknowwhat'shappening.Sowhat,shappening?款待自己Treatyo,self.没回答我的问题啊Notananswertomyquestion.哦天啊看看蛋糕吧Oh,myGod,readthecake.还是不清楚啊Terry发-发生什么了啊Stillunclear.Terry,w-what,shappening?款待自己Treatyo,self!*这是一年中最好的一天*JIt'sthebestdayoftheyearJ公园与游憩公园与游憩第7季第6集第7季第6集ROSCoe这个镇的人对Gryzzl的数据挖掘程序非常生气Roscoe,peopleinthistownareveryangryaboutGryzzsdata-miningprogram.在你看来你们做错了什么事情吗Inyouropinion,haveyoudoneanythingwrong?我们不相信我们做了任何侵犯人们隐私的事情TroddWedidnotbelievethatwedidanythingtoinvadepeople,sprivacy,Trodd.但然后我们检查我们顾客和他们爱的人之间上千的邮件和短♥信♥Butthen,Wecheckedthousandsofemailsandtextsbetweenourcustomersandtheirlovedones,看起来人们觉得我们是错的anditseemedlikepeoplethoughtwewerewrong.Gryzzl目前正试图买♥♥下一块巨大的土地Gryzzscurrentlytryingtobuyanenormousparcelofland来在Pawnee建造一个永久的总部tobuildapermanentheadquartersinPawnee.你们要如何重新赢得我们的信任呢Howwillyouwinbackourtrust?我们要举办一场免费演唱会邀请U2和BeyonceWe'regoingtobethrowingafreeconcertwithU2andBeyonce.门票已经发到你们手♥机♥里了Ticketsarealreadyonyourphones.作为会根据收入和性历史进行安排Seatingisgoingtobeorganizedbyincomeandsexualhistory.而那我发誓是我们最后一次窥视你们的电脑了Andthat,Iswear,isthelasttimethatwewillbepeekinginsideyourcomputers.哇Gryzzl已经混乱了Wow.Gryzzlisscrambling.在这次土地之争中的首次他们是脆弱的一方Andforthefirsttimeinthislandbattle,theyarevulnerable,而我们要用重大而激动的东西从中获利andwearegonnacapitalizeonitwithsomethingbigandexciting.我有重大而激动的东西vegotsomethingbigandexciting.我们只需要一艘飞艇和一艘诱饵飞艇AllWeneedisablimpandadecoyblimp.好吧我希望这是最后一次说但我猜肯定不是最后一次Okay,forwhatIhopeisthelasttime,butwillassumeisnotthelasttime,我们的策略不包括飞艇我们已经有主意了Aprilourstrategydoesnotinvolveblimps.Wealreadyhaveanidea.April?好的我们新的提案是请他们分一部分土地Okay,ournewproposalwillaskthemtosplittheland.Gryzzl拿一半的土地来建园区Gryzzlwilltakehalffortheircampus,然后把余下的捐给国家公园部andthendonatetheresttoNationalParks.这不理想但他们可能会答应因为他们现在搞得太砸rIt,snotideal,buttheymaygoforitbecauseofhowbadtheyscrewedup.我不是间谍我永远不会披露机密信息Iamnotaspy,andIwouldneverrevealclassifiedinformation.你必须每次都这么说吗-是的Doyouhavetosaythateverytime?-Yes.但我知道Gryzzl坚决要拥有整块土地ButIknowGryzzlisdead-setonowningtheentireparcel.我不确定这个方案行得通mnotsurethisplanwillwork.嗯如果行不通也总有办法的Well,ifitdoesn't,somethingwill.因为当你和我合作时会发生伟大的事情BecausewhenyouandIteamup,greatthingshappen.Ron和我有一点点失和但我们回来了宝贝RonandIhadalittlefallingout,butweareback,baby.就像JoeyFatone和LanCeBass-一样我们完全同步AndjustlikeJoeyFatoneandLanceBass,wearetotallyinsync.NSYNC组合的成员来吧好吧Comeon.Okay.就给我一个Justgivemea.哦我们情感上是同步的别拍我的头了Oh.We,reinsyncemotionally.Stoppattingmyhead.哈看起来NeWPort信托要发布通告了Huh.LookslikeNewportTrustismakinganannouncement.上周Newport信托非常肯定地告诉Gryzzl1.astweek,theNewportTrusttoldGryzzl,innouncertainterms,我们不会和一个侵犯我们隐私的公♥司♥做生意thatwewouldnotdobusinesswithacompanythatinvadesourprivacy.然后Gryzzl将报价提高到了1.25亿美元Then,Gryzzluppedtheirofferto$125million,所以我对天发誓你们啊我几乎晕掉了andIsweartoGod,y,all,Inearlyfainted.所以我们正式提前以1.25亿的价格卖♥♥给Gryzzl了SoweareofficiallyjumpingthegunandsellingtoGryzzlfor$125million.什么What?让我重复一遍因为这让我欲♥火♥中烧1.etmerepeatthat,becauseitmakesmeveryhorny.1.25亿美元啊-来吧Knope$125million!-Comeon,Knope.要不我们去把悲伤泡在华夫饼里吧Howaboutwegodrownoursorrowsinsomewaffles?*款待自己*嘿老板JTreatyo'selfJ-Hey,boss.你走之前能签点支票吗Beforeyougo,canyousignsomechecks?先签我的Dominefirst.如果你发生了什么事我想保证我能拿到钱IncasesomethinghappenstoyouIwanttomakesureIgetpaid.先照顾自己总是很聪明呢1.ookingoutfornumberone.Alwayssmart.所以分手后的生活如何呢So,howispost-breakuplife?嗯分手是出了名的超级好玩Well,breakupsarefamouslysuperfun让所有人感觉超棒所以这次也没区别andmakeeveryonefeelawesome,soit,snodifferent.你该来参加我的婚礼Youshouldcometomywedding.会非常好玩的It,sgonnabehellafun.
