Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第七季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

大家好欢迎来到Pawnee两百年纪念寻宝游戏Hello,everyone,andwelcometothePawneeBicentennialScavengerHunt.准备好迎接一整天的寻宝甚至可能是几天复数Getreadyforafulldayofhunting,maybeevendays!Plural!聊够了Enoughtalking.线索拜托谢谢Clues.Pleaseandthankyou.1.eslie警告过我说Ron是大♥师♥级的解谜人1.esliewarnedmethatRonwasamasterpuzzlesolver.所以我超越了我自己So,Ihaveoutdonemyself.这是寻宝游戏中的LadyGagaThisistheLadyGagaofscavengerhunts.一部完整的天才之作包裹在Acompleteworkofgeniuswrappedup一团令人迷惑的文化分心物品之中inadisorientingmixofconfusingculturalredherrings.宝藏埋藏在Ramsett公园最西南端的椅子下面Thetreasureisburiedbeneaththesouth-westernmostbenchinRamsettPark.你怎么可能已经解出来了呢Howcouldyouhavepossiblyfiguredthatoutalready?一旦我确定了密♥码♥筒是错误导向之后OnceIdeterminedthecryptexwasafalselead,我意识到卷轴上的隐藏线索可以用完全列移位密♥码♥解出Irealizedthehiddencluesonthescrollscouldbesolvedwithincompletecolumnartransposition.换位后形成的词语般是与数字相关联Thetransposedwordsoftennumericallylinktonumbers,得到的序列暗示的是纬度和精度thesequenceofwhichsuggestedlatitudeandlongitude.然后就是简单地使用我脑中六分仪的事情了Then,itwassimplyamatterofaccessingmymentalsextant.我震惊了mshocked.我把这个寻宝计划送给印第安纳解谜协会征求意见IranthishuntplanbytheIndianaPuzzlers*Guild他们5个福尔摩斯烟斗的评分给了5个andtheygaveitfiveoutoffiveSherlockpipes.留着吧别感觉糟镂Keepit.Anddon'tfeelbad.这是我的魔咒It,smycurse.公园与游憩公园与游憩第7季第9集第7季第9集我们得过一遍初选之前的日程表我们来聊工作Weneedtogooverthescheduleleadinguptotheprimary.Let'stalkshop.哦聊工作我五种最爱的聊之Ooh,shoptalk.Oneofmyfivefavoritetypesoftalk,还有睡前闺蜜真心话和TED演讲alongwithpillow,girl,real,andTED.你为啥要穿个斗篷啊Whyareyouwearingaponcho?哦因为你们房♥子里的每一个表面都是粘的Oh,becauseeverysurfaceareainyourhouseissticky.我上次来的时候我外套上有根融化的蜡笔1.asttimeIwashere,Ifoundameltedcrayononmyblazer.好吧我明天和Gryzzl有个宣传拍照Okay.IhaveaphotoopwithGryzzltomorrow.在此之前我们安排了一大堆的事情Betweennowandthenwehaveatonofstuffscheduled.看起来我们必须跳过烤馅饼活动1.ookslikewe'regonnahavetoskipthepiebakingevent以及仪式扔南瓜了andtheceremonialsquashtoss.哦真的吗我们得跳过了Oh,really?Wehavetoskipthat?我爱看那些南瓜飞在空中的样子啊Ilovewatchingthosesquashesflythroughtheair.我有点喜欢它们落地的时候Ikindoflikethewaytheyland.我也是Me,too.好了打扰一下但我必须回到城市里去了Okay,excuseme,butIhavetogetbacktoacity,事情发生的地方wherethingshappen.好的这场竞选要正经开始了Okay.Thiscampaignisabouttostartinearnest.情况真的会变得很紧张的你准备好了吗Thingsareabouttogetrealintense.Youready?哦是啊我已经做好了我的打气混音带Oh,yeah.Ialreadymademypumpupmix.有多到出人意料的PatBenatar-棒啊There'sasurprisingamountofPatBenatar.-Nice.我是在和LeSIie说IwastalkingtoLeslie.我Leslie吗-是啊Me,Leslie?-Yeah.嗯我曾是实际的候选人所以我觉得我能处理做一个候选人的妻子Well,Iwasanactualcandidate,soIthinkIcanhandlebeingacandidate'swife.我了解所有的议题从内到外Iknowalltheissuesinsideandout.嗯你看那就是问题Mmm,see,that,stheproblem.如果你就是个蠢货我就在你身上按个国旗胸针Ifyouwerejustading-dong,Iwouldjustslapaflagpinonyou,嗓子里灌点安♥定♥片♥就行andpoursomeValiumdownyourthroat.一切都会很好的Everythingwouldbefine.就是那些聪明人才会让人抓狂It'sthesmartiesthatfreakpeopleout.我觉得你低估了选民们Ithinkyou'reunderestimatingthevoters.我觉得那不可能啊Idon'tthinkthatispossible.做谁谁的夫人可是个雷区Beingthewife-ofisaminefield.对吧BenRight,Ben?你知道要不你把它当成大学第一年的做♥爱♥Youknow,whydon'tyouthinkofitlikesexfreshmanyearofcollege?你只想在让自己不尴尬的情况下尽量快地熬过去Youjustwanttogetthroughitasfastaspossiblewithoutembarrassingyourself.我用这个类比是为了帮助你musingthatasananalogytohelpyouout因为我假定你成熟得很晚becausemassumingyouwerealatebloomer.我可不是我第一天开始就搞定了Notme.Icrusheditfromdayone.Stephen小心一点Stephen,becareful!斗篷Poncho!我知道通常你讨厌基金会Iknowyounormallyhatefoundations,但这个我觉得你应该会喜欢butthisone1thinkyou'llactuallylike.我们接收不知道自己想做什么的人Wetakepeoplethatdon'tknowwhattheywannado然后把他们送去世界各地做很酷的事情andthenputthemtoworkdoingcoolstuffallovertheworld.我几个月之后就开始AndIstartinacouplemonths.嗯我期待你能选个更有尊严的行业比如砖石或者伐木Well,Ihadhopedyou'dchooseamoredignifiedtradelikemasonryorlogging.但你已经从本地政♥府♥中走出去了Butyouareoutoflocalgovernment,那就是往正确方向的第一步andthat'sastepintherightdirection.这肯定是我想要的工作It'sdefinitelythejobIwanted.但这也意味着我们必须搬去华盛顿ButitmeansthatwehavetomovetoWashington.嗯Well.那对你是好事Thenbullyforyou.如果你打算搬家我想你应该还回我房♥子的备用钥匙Ifyouintendtomove,Isupposeyoushouldreturnthesparekeytomyhouse.很多年前当你还是我助手的时候我以紧急用途给你的TheoneIgaveyouyearsagowhenyouweremyassistant,foremergencies.好吧Okay.聊得不错Goodtalk.这片街区已经荒废很多年了Thisneighborhoodhasbeenmostlyabandonedforyears.但现在感谢Gryzzl新总部的建设Butnow,thankstothenewGryzzlheadquarters,这块地区即将转换为未来数十年的创新枢纽thisdistrictwillsoontransformintoahubOfinnovationfordecadestocome.Wyatt先生MrWyatt.呃我猜我要回答问题了是啊是什么TedUh.Guessmtakingquestions.Yeah,whatisit,Ted?你的竞选公布了一个日程表Yourcampaignreleasedaschedule.看起来你的夫人要跳过馅饼玛丽活动了AnditlookslikeyourwifeisskippingthePieMary.介意解释一下吗Caretoexplain?馅饼玛丽是一项南印第安纳的传统ThePieMaryisaSouthernIndianatradition,国会候选人的妻子们在一场烤馅饼比赛中对峙whereCongressionalcandidates'wivesfaceoffinapie-bakingcontest.上届比赛的赢家是JuneHartwell的脱脂乳蛋白酥Thelastcontest,swinnerwasJuneHartwell'sbuttermilkmeringue.上届比赛的输家是全体女性1.astcontest,sloserwasallwomen.1.eslie会是第一个不参加馅饼玛丽的候选人♥妻♥子1.esliewouldbethefirstcandidate'swifeno